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8232 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2002 at 7:13 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-07 07:18:37 PM  
So, they "pulled" the promo, huh?

Ms. Zahn makes me wanna pull...something else.
2002-01-07 07:19:11 PM  
.....but not as much as, say, Katie Couric.
2002-01-07 07:23:22 PM  
She seems like quite a cougar to me.. rawwwwrr
2002-01-07 07:27:20 PM  
gawd her show sucked on fox, glad shes gone over to Communist News Network
2002-01-07 07:32:29 PM  
I love getting a boner with my news
2002-01-07 07:33:12 PM  
Even if they have reconsidered...the truth is out there...she is sexy!
2002-01-07 07:35:06 PM  
Going downtown,going to see Paula Zahn, gonna sing her a song, gonna show her my *ZZZIIIPPP*...
2002-01-07 07:37:11 PM  
Add another scapegoat to the ranks of the unemployed.
2002-01-07 07:38:56 PM  
On The Edge:


(if you're a leg man...)
2002-01-07 07:42:36 PM  
Katie Couric is a babe... atleast was during my childhood... but then again, during that time, so was Vanna White.
2002-01-07 07:44:29 PM  
someone wanna post a pic? i'm too lazy to look for one and i dunno who she is
2002-01-07 07:54:34 PM  
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2002-01-07 07:55:45 PM  
paula zahn is about as sexy as my penile warts. well, one of them anyway. ;P
2002-01-07 07:57:22 PM  
The female journalist I'd most like to get "30 minutes of hard news" from, is none other than the scrumptious Soledad O'Brien.

Fark, she's so hot I'd like to read her body in Braille.
2002-01-07 07:58:33 PM  
Don't you listen to them, Paula. You'll always be sexy to me.
2002-01-07 07:59:15 PM  
I hear CNN executives have added her to the 'Am I Hot or Not' database in the 'Professional Hot Journalist' area without her knowledge as well. I'm going right now to add my vote to the tally...

They can try to hide her lusty, busty sexiness under all that news, but WE - the people of FARKistan (Farki's?)- know better! Paula is the BOMB...

2nd only to that super-wombat of unbriddled hotness, Al Roker!!!

Woo! Can you imagine the threesome that would make?! Oh BABY! 3 naked oiled bodies writhing around while we discuss the latest developments of the Enron scandal, the depression forming over Arkansas causing abnormal seasonal rain in the South, and what a BIMBO Connie Chung is... Oh BABY!
2002-01-07 08:10:38 PM  
Anyone have a pic of the ad?
2002-01-07 08:23:24 PM  
Oompa: OK, I'm not even going to ask how you were able to pull up that page so quickly. But, God bless you.
2002-01-07 08:24:42 PM  
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Grivas was this big!
2002-01-07 08:30:48 PM  
Oompaloompa, ou desrve the hero tag!

Shemp-Mo-Din, " her body in braille.." classic and I agree 100%.

2002-01-07 08:32:05 PM  
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Not photoshopped, I swear.
2002-01-07 09:09:31 PM  
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: CNN surrenders!

It's a
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day when news gathering organizations must stoop to this level in order to get viewers up in the morning.
2002-01-07 09:24:04 PM  
Radio: I agree, why can't all morning news shows stick to hard-edged reporters with fat legs, like Kelly Rippa.
2002-01-07 09:25:00 PM  
Oompaloompa: a leg-ilicious link, but is anyone else concerned by the troglodyte Patrick Swayze figure lurking behind Paula in that one pic?
2002-01-07 09:27:32 PM  
Oompaloompa: You got my vote for that site.
2002-01-07 09:29:13 PM  
Paula Zahn is incredibly attractive.

Katie Couric is a TROLL.

JeeBus her teeth look like a piranha's. ARGH!
When she speaks, she has to concentrate to keep from biting off the tip of her own nose. She jumps around like a hopped up chihuaha - and is about as tall as one.
2002-01-07 09:31:57 PM  
I have to admit... I'd rub one out to the SEXY Ms Zahn.
2002-01-07 09:32:14 PM  
When it comes to clothing, I don't want to see Paula Zhan.
2002-01-07 10:09:23 PM  
O.O.B.: I have to agree. Katie Couric should be under a bridge scaring billy goats.
2002-01-07 10:09:34 PM  
Out Of Bounds: I couldnt have said it better myself. Katie Couric indeed is a troll. She cant close her damn mouth for 2 seconds, and acts like a billionaire crackhead.

I have always pictured the segment intervals at the Today show. Whenever they cut for a commercial, she probably grabs the spoon full of 'horse' and starts cooking it.

As for Paula Zahn, I dont think she's that Hot. She's prietty much on the same level with Jenny Jones. Out of my spectrum of virtual nailing.

If you want to know the best kept secret of news hotties it's definately LAURIE DEWW on Fox News Network.

She almost had an on-air orgasm when interviewing Donald Trump back when she was still at MSNBC.
2002-01-07 10:10:43 PM  
Goat-farker: If for nothing else, you should be ashamed of that pun.
2002-01-07 10:17:18 PM  
*clapclapclap* goat-farker !
2002-01-07 10:23:22 PM  
Paula's cute, but I think touting that she's sexy is going a little overboard. CNN must be getting desparate for ratings if they ran an ad that basically said "Look, our newsperson has tits!"
2002-01-07 10:34:48 PM  
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This country has such a farking complex. When are we going to come to the realization that its OK to whack off while watching the morning news?
2002-01-07 10:54:29 PM  
So VERY sexy! Purrrrrrrrrrrr..........
2002-01-07 11:15:03 PM  
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2002-01-07 11:42:23 PM  
how the hell did my local newspaper get farked??
2002-01-07 11:42:26 PM  
Switching the discussion to sports reporters for a minute, did anyone catch CBS' Bonnie Bernstein's sideline coverage of the Bears' game yesterday?

At one point after interviewing the Bears coach and throwing it back up to the booth she stopped and said, "TWO DICKS! WOW!"

Of course referring to Dick Jauron and Dick Enberg.

The morning guys on The Score 670 in Chicago had a field day with that soundbite.
2002-01-07 11:45:21 PM  
Becuase they ran a story on FARK in the Techknow section a couple of weeks ago and I've been hooked ever since. I'm responsible for the 3 QC Times farks, even though I only got credit for 2.
2002-01-07 11:52:59 PM  
Since some of you didn't know who Paula Zahn was, I'm sure you don't know who Bonnie Berstein is, so here you go...

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2002-01-08 12:22:03 AM  
Also, my local newspaper. I was wondering who was linking to it.
2002-01-08 12:58:03 AM  
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2002-01-08 01:02:29 AM  
Am I the only person that watches the morning shows with my pants around my ankles? Fark...
2002-01-08 01:04:27 AM  
Paula rocks. She's the reason I buy Windex.
2002-01-08 01:08:06 AM  
Greta also rocks, but that assertion carries a greater Burden of Proof. And you need to adjust your set.
2002-01-08 01:09:56 AM  
When will Playboy's "Girls of CNN" hit the news stands? I'm already so there it hurts.
2002-01-08 04:46:34 AM  
I liked how the article emphasized that the ad was created by a woman. If a man wrote it, I would have written him off as a jerk, but a woman? She must be a total farking moron. Someone hit her with a clue-by-four. Christ. Even if it was meant to be tongue-in-cheek.

(I'm being serious. It bugs me a lot more when other women pull this crap than when men do it.)
2002-01-08 11:31:49 AM  
Jessica, I'm with you. I can't believe that someone who's supposed to be as smart as Paula is, actually cheesecaked for that ad!
2002-01-09 12:44:44 AM  
CNN is such a bunch of hypocritical jackoffs. This pathetic stunt (not the ad but itself but their faked blame throwing for what was an obvious ploy for attention).

Fox news is deservedly kicking their a$$. Boo hoo. Bill O'Reilly is sexier.
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