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(Yahoo)   Study concludes that stress, along with triple bacon cheeseburgers, makes people fat   ( divider line
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2002-01-07 09:31:38 AM  
MMMM noththing relieves stress like a triple bacon cheeseburger. Yum.
2002-01-07 09:34:06 AM  
"Even though pot-bellies are often associated with middle-aged men, a surprisingly large number of women also have a disproportionate amount of fat around their waists, he said."

You just don't get good science like this everyday....
2002-01-07 09:37:06 AM  
Chop out the fat. Bomb Disneyland.
2002-01-07 09:38:09 AM  
"Bring me a bucket !"
2002-01-07 09:45:40 AM  
"' But in today's civilized world, stress is different. One does not beat up the boss....'"

Says who???
2002-01-07 09:48:51 AM  
No women in Sweden are fat!
2002-01-07 09:49:08 AM  
"How are we today mesier?"


"Beter mesier?"

"Beter get a bucket, I'm going to throw up"
2002-01-07 09:49:16 AM  
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It's the stress!
2002-01-07 09:56:00 AM  
That's because people have been taught to comfort themselves with food. It stimulates the pleasure zones of the brain and they "feel" better after scarfing. There's also depression and addiction to add to stress as factors for over eating.
2002-01-07 10:05:35 AM  
I dont believe it 4 a second, Im stressed all the FARKIN time and eat triple bacon mayo greased up cheese burgers with fries all the time and I am a very HEALTHY 365lbs thankyou!LOL
2002-01-07 10:08:41 AM  
.... Damn you Doofus, I was just about to mention comfort food. I shall now go scarf down two triple bacon cheese burgers, two large curly fries, two apple pies, a soft serve ice cream and wash it down with a large diet coke.
2002-01-07 10:18:10 AM  
Just put down the fork!!
2002-01-07 10:19:55 AM  
Ah, yes, Diet Coke. Justifies "Biggie Size", so you won't feel so guilty.
2002-01-07 10:21:39 AM  
...on the other hand, does this imply that anorexics are stress-free?
2002-01-07 10:31:32 AM  
I will never get the Diet Coke thing. Had a girlfriend that was getting fat but had to have diet coke with her pizza rolls. Sorry, hon, but the 1 calorie from the coke doesn't get rid of the fact that you just inhaled 1300 from the pizza rolls.
2002-01-07 10:37:34 AM  
Yeah, the diet soda thing kills me too.
At the drive-thru window
"I'll have the left side of the menu and a Diet Coke."
2002-01-07 10:37:35 AM  
I will gladly pay you tuesday, for a hamburger received today!
2002-01-07 12:14:49 PM  
This just in......daily exercise can make you sweaty.

Quit smoking, eat healthy, excercise daily, die anyway.
2002-01-07 12:19:02 PM  
I don't care...I know it can kill me..but the new BK triple bacon hickory cheddar cheeseburger is just to good.
2002-01-07 12:21:58 PM  
Study concludes that stress, along with triple bacon cheeseburgers, makes people fat, along with sitting on your fat white ass in front of your gay PC playing counterstrike all day long like the loser ass piece of techno-trash that you are.

-he who stacks pork
2002-01-07 03:24:26 PM  
Its been proven that excercise relieves stress.... go figure.
2002-01-07 10:27:21 PM  
Pork, that was harsh, dude! Sad but true as well.
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