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3394 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2002 at 8:46 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-07 08:53:44 AM  
Fortunately he is only allowed to have one bullet.
2002-01-07 09:04:05 AM  
Have you ever seen these gomers that they give guns to so they can "guard" our nation's airports? These guys look exactly like the weekend warrior white trash that they are. I feel safer without these slack jawed fools there.
2002-01-07 09:17:10 AM  
Hey, watch the stupid comments. George Bush was in the National Guard.
2002-01-07 09:19:57 AM  
These are men and women who gave us their normal life to help protect us. Show some respect.
2002-01-07 09:43:47 AM  
"Hero" would have been a funny tag.
I'm trying to imagine what you'd be doing with a gun that you could shoot yourself in the ass. So far, it doesn't look good.
2002-01-07 09:47:58 AM  
Sgt_hulka: People join the National Guard because they are too old to be in the Boy Scouts.
2002-01-07 09:58:43 AM  
>Hey, watch the stupid comments. George Bush was in the National Guard.

He was in the Texas Air National Guard until he walked out 18 months early.
2002-01-07 10:31:51 AM  
That guy will never hear the end of it. *Snort

Guess he doesn't know his ass from a barrel full of sand. *snicker

He's going to be the butt of a lot of jokes *tee hee

Did you hear the one about the guy who shot himself in the ass? His name was stupidus maximus!

Ahhh, I crack myself up....
2002-01-07 10:34:37 AM  
It's funny, I've been flying a lot lately, and every time I see one of them slinging around his gun on his back, I think "Watch out buddy or you'll shoot yourself in the ass!"

I'm just kind of sorry I missed it.
2002-01-07 11:31:51 AM  
I understand that all of America is freaked out about the 9/11 stuff, and I understand. I was on a plane a week ago and all of this just added to the fact that I'm terrified of planes. But for the love of god people, we automattically blame everything on the terrorists. I mean, the guy made a mistake "OH GOD TERRORISTS!". Some sad lonely boy kills himself. For christs sake, andy other time we would feel bad, but no, right now, "OH GOD TERRORISTS!".

Everybody's too busy shiatting themselves constantly to think like normal people.

2002-01-07 11:32:42 AM  
any other time*
2002-01-07 12:11:57 PM  
This link is either a repeat, or I read it in the local news recently.

-he who stacks pork
2002-01-07 07:53:35 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but did anyone notice a huge farking typo in here? Observe:

The national guard has now launched a formal investigation to find out exactely why the accidental shooting happened.

What exactly is exactely? Thanks for your time.
2002-01-07 09:14:09 PM  
Wonder if they will give him a Purple Heart? Seriously, they took away the M-16s the Guardmen were using to guard Kelly AFB and gave them shotguns. They were worried they might hurt someone if they started shooting.
2002-01-08 06:46:44 PM  
A scatter gun vs. a rifle for accuracy? oooooooooooookkkkkkkaaaayyyyy.

Any-who, negligent discharge. Big Deal. NJP is silly ass and send everyone home.

Move along, nothing to see here...
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