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(   Drunk men have been lurching into headquarters of Queensland's Prostitution Licensing authority, demanding prostitutes   ( divider line
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2768 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jan 2002 at 4:02 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-04 04:10:45 PM  
I guess that's no different than going to the hardware store looking for hos....

ok, nevermind
2002-01-04 04:11:02 PM  
Under state law, legal brothels must not have more than five rooms or employ more than five sex workers.

5 now how are you going to run a good brothel with only 5 ho's?
2002-01-04 04:12:29 PM  
Becasue everyone knows that farking doesn't go on at these places.

-Da Lupe
2002-01-04 04:12:41 PM  
5 now how are you going to run a good brothel with only 5 ho's?

keep them VERRRRY busy.
2002-01-04 04:13:43 PM  
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2002-01-04 04:15:40 PM  
[Steve Irwin voice]
"Krikey! Now how you suppose we'll get this lil' beaut oudda heya? Ahh, a hookah is she? A real beaut, though"
[/end Steve Irwin voice]
2002-01-04 04:16:25 PM  
Ahhh - we're a weird lot here in Queensland. Don't you worry about that.

As for the 5 rooms/workers, well Brisbane hasn't got mush past 1 million people yet and there's a lot of enthusiastic amateurs ....
2002-01-04 04:17:29 PM  
Puckhead, I guess 1 could have 3 customers at one time so that's 15 customers at once. Efficiency at it's finest.
2002-01-04 04:21:32 PM  
Queensland Prostitution Licensing Authority!?! Are they hiring any managers? I've got extensive experience.
2002-01-04 04:25:37 PM  
Any o' you farkers ever paid for sex?

I haven't. Unless you count strip clubs (I don't).

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2002-01-04 04:29:01 PM  
HeatMiser, I've never paid for sex, yet I've spent a lot of money with the end result hopefully being sex, does that count?
2002-01-04 04:30:32 PM  
We all pay for sex, one way or another...
2002-01-04 04:36:22 PM  
legalize it!
hookers i mean!
or buy me a ticket to australia!
2002-01-04 04:38:10 PM  
Yeah yeah yeah. I know we all pay for it. But I'm talking about rolling off and handing over cash for services rendered.

You know, like...

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2002-01-04 04:39:45 PM  
Tequila & blowjobs.
Now yer talkin'
2002-01-04 04:45:58 PM  
As I said, I have extensive experience. (Actually, just once in Amsterdam. A truly memorable experience. Cheap, too.)
2002-01-04 04:47:41 PM  
I was stormed drunk into a client's office and demanded that his wife give me back my c0ck rings. It made a deep impression on him.
2002-01-04 05:09:06 PM  
One way or another - you always pay for sex -

Gotta love a country with a Prostitution Licensing Authority! and you've gotta love those 'enthusiastic amateurs,' too
2002-01-04 05:14:29 PM  
Pay for sex? with these? €€€€€€€€€€
2002-01-04 05:18:46 PM  
I went to the department of motor vehicles and demanded a car. Didnt get one. Fricken false advertising.
2002-01-04 05:19:06 PM  
How many Euros for a round of helmet for the team?
2002-01-04 05:27:23 PM  
Why do they figure these men are "undesirable"? Cause they're drunk? I am puzzled.

You'd think they'd need volunteers to help certify the applicants in their abilities to prostitutionalize or whatever.

Kind of like the free clinic at the college, right?
2002-01-04 05:29:34 PM  
Heatmiser: not I. I've always earned enough money to hire a girlfriend. Of course, they take it personally when you give them cab fare and show 'em the door.
2002-01-04 05:35:08 PM  

No, not I, said the brown cow. Paying for sex is like paying for masterbation, just don't make no cents.
2002-01-04 05:39:47 PM  
The best 20 bucks I ever spent.
2002-01-04 05:41:54 PM  
Now goshdarnit, how are you supposed to have wacky teen comedy hijinks with only 5 sex workers??

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2002-01-04 05:48:18 PM  
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the funniest thing of all time. maybe someone's posted it here before, it wasn't hard to find.

fell out of my chair, though
2002-01-04 05:50:25 PM  
Sometimes I think I should just pay for sex so I don't have to put up with them the rest of the time. I would have less headaches that way
2002-01-04 06:02:38 PM  
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2002-01-04 06:19:53 PM  
Police Minister Tony McGrady said "intoxicated or undesirable males" had regularly turned up at the Prostitution Licensing Authority's office looking for some action.

Undesirable males looking for prostitutes?

You don't say.
2002-01-04 06:29:15 PM  
heh, some may say they don't have to pay for sex.

But if you think deep.

(only applies to women who play romance by the farking rules)
2002-01-04 07:06:56 PM  
As I said in previous post...Queenslander!!!!

Found some 'XXXX' condoms here in the States...sorta goes with a Fourex beer ad of yesteryear...(Queensland beer for all foreign farkers)

"I can feel a fourex coming on,
I can feel a fourex coming on,
got the taste for it, just can't wait for it,
I can feel a fourex coming on."
2002-01-04 07:10:12 PM  

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2002-01-04 07:22:40 PM  
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2002-01-04 09:47:23 PM  
All I can say to that is.......
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!
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