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2016-10-27 07:45:55 PM  
Farking redneck jury.
 
2016-10-27 07:45:55 PM  
Way? Dildoes!!
 
2016-10-27 07:46:14 PM  
WTF??
 
2016-10-27 07:46:48 PM  
Vaya con dildos, senior Bundy.
 
2016-10-27 07:46:49 PM  
How in the fark is this even possible, they have videos of them confessing to things for fark's sake.  They must have gotten a jury pool dumber than the dildos.
 
2016-10-27 07:46:50 PM  
How in the hell?
 
2016-10-27 07:46:50 PM  
Good.
 
2016-10-27 07:46:54 PM  
Jesus farking Christ, they're "heroes" now.
 
2016-10-27 07:46:56 PM  
Um, repeat?
 
2016-10-27 07:47:13 PM  
The jury needs you to send them snacks.
 
2016-10-27 07:47:21 PM  
Link is already dildoes...
 
2016-10-27 07:47:33 PM  
Well, that's sure to teach everyone involved a lesson.
 
2016-10-27 07:47:35 PM  
Are you f*cking kidding me? A bunch of chucklef*cking idiots on the jury
 
2016-10-27 07:47:38 PM  
Bull shiat
 
2016-10-27 07:47:38 PM  
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2016-10-27 07:47:42 PM  
Jury of their peers indeed. Now, all the idiots will feel above the law.
Prepare yourself - we're in for a Category 5 Right Wing Derp Storm.
 
2016-10-27 07:47:43 PM  
How in the fark
 
2016-10-27 07:47:47 PM  
I guess jury nullification. But why.
 
2016-10-27 07:47:51 PM  
They never did anything illegal that's why.
 
2016-10-27 07:48:01 PM  
This is bad for Obama.
 
2016-10-27 07:48:01 PM  
That has to be jury getting them off in spite of the farktons of recorded evidence of their guilt.
 
2016-10-27 07:48:02 PM  
Link to a blank page, wtf?

on my iPhone anyway
 
2016-10-27 07:48:04 PM  
I actually legit just shouted out a WHAT when I read this on another site. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
 
2016-10-27 07:48:21 PM  
Yay, just what these Yahoos need is precedence to take over forest service and Blm office.  The Intermountain west will become a war zone.
 
2016-10-27 07:48:22 PM  
How/s that jury nullification thing workin' for ya now, folks?

Brace yourselves for the occupation of Yellowstone.
 
2016-10-27 07:48:40 PM  
This is your foreshadowing to Trump's victory.

I'm sorry.
 
2016-10-27 07:48:40 PM  
The important thing is that someone got to enjoy the 55-gallon drum of lube
 
2016-10-27 07:48:46 PM  

Sandelaphon: How in the fark is this even possible, they have videos of them confessing to things for fark's sake.  They must have gotten a jury pool dumber than the dildos.


9 of the people there were federal agents, estimated size of the "Occupation" was 25-40 (26 were arrested, and 1 was killed FWIW).   Including the guy running their shooting range.

I'm just saying, if the defense had run with entrapment... I might have followed.
 
2016-10-27 07:48:48 PM  
Server dildoed.

Thanks Obama
 
2016-10-27 07:48:55 PM  
No one ever expects the Jury Nullification!
 
2016-10-27 07:49:10 PM  
So that one dildo that got shot is now a martyr?
 
2016-10-27 07:49:15 PM  
Don't try to tell me white privilege doesn't exist when these dildos can get away with occupying federal territory.
 
2016-10-27 07:49:17 PM  

veale728: Are you f*cking kidding me? A bunch of chucklef*cking idiots on the jury


Naw, the judge replaced a juror who worked for BLM yesterday and told them they had to restart deliberations from square one.

So they said screw you guys, we're going home.
 
2016-10-27 07:49:20 PM  
 
2016-10-27 07:49:34 PM  
I guess the prosecutor needed to make a Time to Kill style closing statement.

"Now, imagine they're Muslims."
 
2016-10-27 07:49:40 PM  
There is literally days of video of them committing crimes. How the FARK were they found not guilty?

This just encouraged eleventy thousand other RWNJ SovCits to start taking over federal property. Way to go. I'm sure nothing will go wrong with that right before this insane election.
 
2016-10-27 07:49:40 PM  
what
 
2016-10-27 07:49:59 PM  
Any law experts want to weigh in on this? Obvious nullification or were the charges stretching the letter of the law?
 
2016-10-27 07:50:10 PM  
And now these idiots will be with us for a generation more.
 
2016-10-27 07:50:13 PM  
Alright! Who wants to take over a federal building with me? We've been given the gohead to do so if we want.


I'll bring the dildos
 
2016-10-27 07:50:19 PM  

Hollie Maea: Farking redneck jury.


Basically

Link is farked btw
 
2016-10-27 07:50:41 PM  

Serious Black: Don't try to tell me white privilege doesn't exist when these dildos can get away with occupying federal territory.


Had the Black Panthers done the same thing, they would have gotten a trial by fire. Gun Fire, that is.
 
jvl [BareFark]
2016-10-27 07:50:41 PM  
I'm guessing the Government made an error when they failed to actually tell the Dildoes to leave. That looked like the soft spot in the prosecution during the trial. Hard to say there is a conspiracy to impede when you can't demonstrate that the yahoos actually impeded anything.

Dammit.
 
2016-10-27 07:50:43 PM  
But I saw them. Good thing I wasn't on the jury heh.
 
2016-10-27 07:50:50 PM  
Great precedent to set, f*cking idiot jury.
 
2016-10-27 07:50:51 PM  
To be fair, conspiracy requires the ability to plan ahead.
 
2016-10-27 07:50:53 PM  

MetaDeth: Link to a blank page, wtf?

on my iPhone anyway


Works for me. Server might just be getting hammered.
 
2016-10-27 07:51:08 PM  
The link just juried.
 
2016-10-27 07:51:26 PM  
HOLD UP GUYS!

U.S. District Court Judge Anna Brown said he must be returned to the custody of federal marshals since he still faced charges in Nevada. The Nevada case involves a high-profile 2014 standoff with federal agents trying to round up their father Cliven Bundy's cattle.
 
2016-10-27 07:51:33 PM  

Serious Black: Don't try to tell me white privilege doesn't exist when these dildos can get away with occupying federal territory.


I think that that is the quickest I've ever smarted something here on Fark.
 
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