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(Tampa Bay Online)   Cops force woman to show her tattooed butt during traffic stop   ( divider line
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22327 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Apr 2004 at 3:11 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-04-28 10:35:55 AM  
i have a theory i wish to share:

-if a girl has a tattoo on her lower back, she takes it in the booty.-
dont ask where i got that from, i cant tell you because my wife reads fark. :)
2004-04-28 10:44:01 AM  
Dr.Knockboots, I've also heard that. Weird, maybe it's true...

Anyway, maybe the cop was horny and was looking for a quick fix of ass.
2004-04-28 12:14:01 PM  
It's scary when, a year after the fact, I still remember when this was originally published on Fark.

/need to go outside

2004-04-28 12:28:35 PM  
Those cops are amateurs. If she shows you her ass, you gotta spank it. Photographing tattoos. Hmph.
2004-04-28 03:13:52 PM  
and they wonder why we hate them, fear them, and call them pigs.
2004-04-28 03:14:53 PM  
I reserve comment on this submission for the moment
2004-04-28 03:15:26 PM  
Dr Knockboots,

What is your wifes tatoo of?

/just askin'
2004-04-28 03:16:13 PM  
Just out of curiousity, is there anybody out there in farkistan that actually believe the cops in this story? Is there any chance at all that they're not making vague and procedural statements to the media just to cover up the incident?
2004-04-28 03:16:14 PM  
Any girl with a tattoo that starts from the back of her neck and goes to her buttocks definatley takes it in the two hole. No ifs, ands or butts about it.

\sorry about the pun, and that tattoo also screams white trash
2004-04-28 03:17:12 PM  
2004-04-28 03:17:24 PM  
Hrmmm....the cops have no record of her arrest; sounds a lot like the case "White Trash Crackwhore vs. City Police Department"
2004-04-28 03:18:05 PM  
Morgantown is just 1/2 an hour north of where I live.
2004-04-28 03:18:15 PM  
I have instances of proof to refute DrKnockboots theory.

Anyone else think of "Bad Lieutenant"?
2004-04-28 03:20:34 PM  
I'm an old farker, admittedly.

I mean no offense to any female farkers or anything, but I've just never been one who's attracted to tats on a woman. Again, I attribute this to my advanced years & old sterotyping. There's just something terribly unattractive about a good looking woman who's decided to wear a Harley logo on her skin for the rest of her life IMHO.

[/apologizes again]
2004-04-28 03:22:15 PM  
DrKnockboots wife doesn't have a tatoo on her lower back.
Don't ask me where I got that from because DrKnockboots reads Fark.
2004-04-28 03:22:46 PM  
Oh yeah...first thing I thought of...

[image from too old to be available]

Show me how you suck a guy's cock...c'mon...
2004-04-28 03:22:48 PM  
My girlfriend has a tattoo on her lower back...

I'm still in pain from when I tried to go for the "backdoor"

Needless to say... the lower back tattoo theory does not apply to her.
2004-04-28 03:22:51 PM  
Remember this is West Virginia people,
using the term 'white trash' is a waste of keystokes.
2004-04-28 03:23:25 PM  
Follansbee Police Chief John Schwertfeger: "There's a lot of 'ifs' here..." but no BUTTS!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2004-04-28 03:24:43 PM  
My girlfriend has a tattoo on her lower back too and she loves anal.
She tore my ass up last night!!!!
2004-04-28 03:25:01 PM  
Charlie Baileygates: I turn my back for one moment then you stick it up my ass. Literally!
Irene P. Waters: For your information, you stuck it in your own ass!!
2004-04-28 03:25:19 PM  
Bad Lieutenant, indeed.
2004-04-28 03:25:21 PM  

You must be doing it wrong.

Just get her nice and drunk and then quielty sneak up on her and then WHAMO! plow it right it!

works every time.
2004-04-28 03:25:21 PM  
I have a tattoo on my peener. It says "Just say when".
2004-04-28 03:27:07 PM  
We came to town to see
That old tattooed lai-dee.
She was a sight to see,
Tattooed from head to knee.
2004-04-28 03:27:54 PM  
Vinny Gambini: Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' farked one way or the other. Heh he.
[Stan tries to get up]
Vinny Gambini: Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.
Stan: Gee thanks.
Vinny Gambini: Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Stan: You think I should be grateful?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your farkin' knees.
Stan: I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
Vinny Gambini: I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little fark.
Stan: That's one hell of an ego you got.
Vinny Gambini: What the fark is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
Stan: I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Vinny Gambini: That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.
[Wakes up Bill]
Bill: Vinny. Vinny bag'o donuts.
2004-04-28 03:28:32 PM  
My wife does not have a back tattoo and does not like anal so it must be true..."Uh, honey I have the perfect mother's Day gift....."
2004-04-28 03:30:21 PM  
I wondered when the next WV story would hit Fark next.
/paging Jack Whittaker
2004-04-28 03:30:39 PM  
How did this get an obvious tag when it's so obviously asinine?
2004-04-28 03:31:26 PM  
re: Back tattoo/back door theory

My wife very much needs a tattoo on her front that reads, "Hey, this thing needs love sometimes too!"

Be careful what you wish for guys, too much of anything (even rear entry) is not always good.
2004-04-28 03:31:57 PM  
Is there an echo in here?

I think fark needs a REPEAT tag.
2004-04-28 03:32:29 PM  
I lived in Morgantown for years and this doesn't surprise me at all. I know a couple of the cops there personally and I wouldn't trust either of them with a burnt match. While I can't say they're the most corrupt police in the country, for a town that size they're pretty damn close.
2004-04-28 03:32:39 PM  
Back Door Beauty?
2004-04-28 03:33:30 PM  
My girlfriend has a tattoo on her lower back too and she loves anal.
She tore my ass up last night!!!!

Sounds like you have a tattoo too. heh
2004-04-28 03:34:02 PM  
dr. farkenstein -- is that a FLLV reference? beautiful!
2004-04-28 03:35:14 PM  
like I said...

tattoo=trailer trash, skanky ho
2004-04-28 03:35:36 PM  
My wife has a tat on her lower back and has allowed my in the rear exit a few times. This was before we were married though, have not got the VIP treatment since.
2004-04-28 03:35:47 PM  
Danger Mouse-- Ah, you've got a death wish, I take it?
2004-04-28 03:36:13 PM  
has allowed ME(not my) in the rear exit
2004-04-28 03:36:24 PM  
Speaking of tattoos, what ever happened to that Russian "lesbian" duo TaTu?
2004-04-28 03:37:21 PM  
Fark the police-
2004-04-28 03:38:12 PM  
"and they wonder why we hate them, fear them, and call them pigs."

I dont fear them, hate them, or call them pigs.

"Just out of curiosity, is there anybody out there in farkistan that actually believe the cops in this story? Is there any chance at all that they're not making vague and procedural statements to the media just to cover up the incident?"

Many times if there are allegations of wrong doing an investigation is initiated. All information in a personnel investigation is closely guarded for the sake of all involved, so its not unusual for the information to seem vague.
2004-04-28 03:38:29 PM  
I got a back tattoo to keep conservative Republicans away. Seems to be working.
2004-04-28 03:39:14 PM  
Remember kids, no matter how good it looks, she wipes crap off it every morning.
2004-04-28 03:40:09 PM  
lukelightening After he left the island and Mr. Roark, I believe he shot himself.

[/picks up theme from 'Twins fall, each break left arm within hours of each other' thread]
2004-04-28 03:40:48 PM  
As a female who has a tattoo on the small of her back and another between her shoulder blades, let me just say this:

Tattoos do not make one "white trash", and they certainly do not indicate where one will "take it".

And just for the record, neither of my tattoos have anything to do with Harley-Davidson.
2004-04-28 03:42:07 PM  
2004-04-28 03:42:10 PM  
Anal - ask for it by name...

A buddy of ours recommended this as a way to either a) get out of a relationship - fast or b) take it to the next level.

I've only got a couple of tatooed lower back experiences and none were fans of the @ss love. I would, however think that it points to the fact that they put out. Just not in the pooper.

/hilarious derailment
2004-04-28 03:42:40 PM  
At least she didn't have a tatooed hoo-ha.

I also am not in favor of tatoos. I thought about getting one when I was in college, but then realized that someday I might hear, "Grandma, show us your tatoo!" No thanks.
2004-04-28 03:46:17 PM  
Damn, tattoo bashing is the rule of the day on Fark. Don't knock it till ya try it. Everyone of my girlfriends has had at least one, and there have been no complaints, only cuts and teeth marks and alotta smiles to go around.
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