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(Oregon Live)   Dildonians thought their Facebook talks were private and couldn't be used in court. Surprisingly, they were wrong. Patriot revolution expected nationwide after the kids go to bed   ( oregonlive.com) divider line
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2016-09-12 01:23:11 PM  
Unsurprising.  I'm willing to bet if you asked most people if their Facebook messages were private, they'd think so.  Especially since a large percentage of them use it on a mobile device and would assume that because its a phone, there are protections.  Which there aren't.
 
2016-09-12 01:47:49 PM  
These potatriots are going to spend a long, long time in prison.
 
2016-09-12 01:57:55 PM  
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2016-09-12 03:26:47 PM  
The importance of euphemistic encryption. But that leads to comedic misunderstandings.
 
2016-09-12 03:28:39 PM  
Destructive
Insular
Loudmouthed
Dramatizing
Obnoxious
Shiatheads
 
2016-09-12 03:28:48 PM  
They could have just skipped the warrant asked Facebook. Everything people put on there basically belongs to them anyway, and they don't seem too concerned about their customer'sproduct's privacy.
 
2016-09-12 03:29:21 PM  
Please tell me the judge actually said 'That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works' at some point during his decision.
 
2016-09-12 03:29:44 PM  
These guys wanted a military confrontation with our government and were using facebook as their communications platform?
 
2016-09-12 03:30:06 PM  
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2016-09-12 03:31:54 PM  

wildcardjack: The importance of euphemistic encryption. But that leads to comedic misunderstandings.


Or actual encryption.

Facebook even conveniently lets you publish your public key in your profile now.

Of course, the best defense is to not be a dildonian in the first place, but we can thank these idiots for at least providing some entertainment
 
2016-09-12 03:32:29 PM  
The great thing about these Dildos from a prosecutor's point of view must be they can't shut the fark up about their criminal activities for even a second. They're proud of what they did and they'll broadcast their crimes to anyone willing to pay attention on any platform they can.
 
2016-09-12 03:34:28 PM  
Added to wiki http://fark.wikia.com/wiki/Malheur_Wildlife_Refuge_Occupation
Obligatory link to Friends of Malheur http://www.malheurfriends.org/donate.html

If at first they don't suppress, try, try again I guess.

/stupid dildos
//Facebook private?  It is to laugh!
 
2016-09-12 03:35:17 PM  
But they totally copypasta'd that "Facebook totes don't have my permission to use my pictures, embedded Lee Greenwood MIDIs or my Freedom Toast recipe" notice written by America's finest GED in law talkin!
 
2016-09-12 03:35:18 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: [img.fark.net image 450x239]


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Don't drag me into this shiat.
 
2016-09-12 03:35:22 PM  
It's ok they will just point out that the flag in court has a gold fringe, so it's a battle flag not a national flag and get off scot-free. You guys don't know anything about law!
 
2016-09-12 03:35:59 PM  
Sure, you all mock their lack of tech savvy, but you all secretly wish you had their deep and nuanced understanding of the United States Constitution.

/nuanced
 
2016-09-12 03:37:29 PM  
As paranoid as they are I'm surprised they didn't know Facebook posts are not really very private
 
2016-09-12 03:38:15 PM  
I <3 snacks.
 
2016-09-12 03:39:20 PM  
It seems as though no one here has actually RTFA yet. Go do that, then start the conversation over again. The complaint is about not adhering to the terms of the warrant.
 
2016-09-12 03:39:55 PM  
Defense attorney Per C. Olson

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2016-09-12 03:41:35 PM  
Don't talk about illegal stuff on facebook. Haven't people learned that yet?
 
2016-09-12 03:41:52 PM  

Jacobin: As paranoid as they are I'm surprised they didn't know Facebook posts are not really very private


Did you see their 'Tech Guy' in action?
 
2016-09-12 03:42:31 PM  
Is the Dildonians thing an actual meme or just a stupid idea Fark is trying to make into a meme?
 
2016-09-12 03:42:34 PM  
 
2016-09-12 03:42:53 PM  

wildcardjack: The importance of euphemistic encryption. But that leads to comedic misunderstandings.


I've always liked this as an example of verbal encryption:
It's in that place where I put that thing that time
Youtube FU17XKhlYu4
 
2016-09-12 03:42:55 PM  

Frank N Stein: Wanna read an good article on this movement from an interesting perspective?

http://www.fieldandstream.com/articles/hunting/2016/08/transferring-co​ntrol-of-federal-lands-would-devastate-hunting-and-fishing


"an good"

lol
 
2016-09-12 03:43:21 PM  
On long dark nights these idiots lay awake in their prison bunks and curse the "sheeple" who didn't join in their "righteous rebellion". I'm sure they think we are all sleepwalking through life and too complacent to rise up.

The truth is, we are the ones who are awake and in the game, while they fell victim to a pernicious fallacy that the world owed them, and all they had to do was be brave enough to take what was theirs.

Considering they are effectively mentally ill, I should feel sorry for them. But since there are plenty of people on the street who share the same delusions, society needs to make an example of them. Not by executing them, or burning them out, but by doing exactly what we are doing now: capture, trial and imprison.

At this point, every time a dildonian opens his mouth, their entire movement looks stupider.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.
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2016-09-12 03:45:21 PM  
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2016-09-12 03:45:21 PM  

dittybopper: Unsurprising.  I'm willing to bet if you asked most people if their Facebook messages were private, they'd think so.  Especially since a large percentage of them use it on a mobile device and would assume that because its a phone, there are protections.  Which there aren't.


Not everybody is as astute as Hillary.
 
2016-09-12 03:46:20 PM  
Those retired SEALs show up yet?
 
2016-09-12 03:46:36 PM  

Jacobin: As paranoid as they are I'm surprised they didn't know Facebook posts are not really very private


The only things that seem to top their ignorance and paranoia are their hubris and delusions of grandeur...

They really though large masses of the American people were going to be on their side and support them. It was hilarious watching them realize that folks either didn't give a shiat about them one way or the other, or were openly mocking and ridiculing them. Their revolution didn't go much further than their immediate family and a handful of unrelated morons.
 
2016-09-12 03:46:42 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Is the Dildonians thing an actual meme or just a stupid idea Fark is trying to make into a meme?


[Not sure if serious]
 
2016-09-12 03:48:00 PM  
♫ Dildo Dildo Dildo Dildo Dildo Dildo ♫

SFW but keep your volume low...
 
2016-09-12 03:48:10 PM  
I'd like to see said facebook posts, particularly those from the planning phase.  I must know if they figured it was possible to to to war with the government without snacks or it it was simply an oversight.
 
2016-09-12 03:48:52 PM  
Attorney A Bundy: Where, sir, where, did you see the information pertaining, ah say, pertaining to the night in question?
Defendant:  It was on your facebook page
Attorney A Bundy: And I submit to you, sir.  Are you my facebook friend?
Defendant:  No
Attorney A Bundy: And are you now, or have ever been, a follower of my facebook page?  I ask you that and remind you that you are under oath!
Defendant:  No
Attorney A Bundy: Then how in God's infinite wisdom did you see my postins, without being my facebook friend or a follower of my facebook page?
Defendant:  You don't have anything locked down.  Anyone can see your posts and your pages.
Attorney A Bundy: (Pause) Your honor.  I move for a bad law thingie.
 
2016-09-12 03:49:09 PM  

Freefall90: It seems as though no one here has actually RTFA yet. Go do that, then start the conversation over again. The complaint is about not adhering to the terms of the warrant.


RTFA?  Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
2016-09-12 03:51:07 PM  

Jacobin: As paranoid as they are I'm surprised they didn't know Facebook posts are not really very private


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White man threatens terrorism? No problem. Brown man says "terrorism"? FBI takedown!
 
2016-09-12 03:51:30 PM  

sharpie_69: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Is the Dildonians thing an actual meme or just a stupid idea Fark is trying to make into a meme?

[Not sure if serious]


Fark seems to be the only site that continues to try to make it a thing
 
2016-09-12 03:53:16 PM  
The Biblically-inspired "Jericho" protest started yesterday. Maybe a dozen poots circling the Justice Center, waving snakey flags and yelling. Three of them on horseback. One horse slipped and fell on the steps. There's video of another rider yelling at her unhappy horse and slapping the poor thing in the face several times on this guy's twitter feed.

Same guy was back today to document day two of the ten day Jericho circus. Apparently they're down to six humans and one horse.
 
2016-09-12 03:53:21 PM  

MooseBayou: RTFA?  Ain't nobody got time for that


Yeah, forgot where I was for a minute there.

First the "exploding sniper round" BS and now this. Submitters today...
 
2016-09-12 03:55:14 PM  

Mr.Tangent: I'd like to see said facebook posts, particularly those from the planning phase.  I must know if they figured it was possible to to to war with the government without snacks or it it was simply an oversight.


I wish to to to let you know that this post made me giggle.  It it has two of my favorite typos.
 
2016-09-12 03:56:14 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: sharpie_69: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Is the Dildonians thing an actual meme or just a stupid idea Fark is trying to make into a meme?

[Not sure if serious]

Fark seems to be the only site that continues to try to make it a thing


I tried "Dildohicans", but it just never really caught on.

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2016-09-12 03:57:33 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: These guys wanted a military confrontation with our government and were using facebook as their communications platform?


Yes.

Awesome, isn't it?
 
2016-09-12 03:59:14 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: [img.fark.net image 600x408]


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2016-09-12 03:59:28 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Non Sequitur Man: [img.fark.net image 450x239]

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Don't drag me into this shiat.


That makes 3 Lemmy refs for me today. This is a good day.
 
2016-09-12 03:59:47 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Those retired SEALs show up yet?


A few did. One broke a rib laughing.
 
2016-09-12 04:02:15 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Those retired SEALs show up yet?


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2016-09-12 04:03:42 PM  

Frank N Stein: Wanna read an good article on this movement from an interesting perspective?

http://www.fieldandstream.com/articles/hunting/2016/08/transferring-co​ntrol-of-federal-lands-would-devastate-hunting-and-fishing


Good piece, thanks for that link. I'm neither hunter nor fisherman but I'm aware of the good work many of them do for conservation and habitat preservation efforts.

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Fark seems to be the only site that continues to try to make it a thing


That's our name for them, but we're by no means the only knot of interested people following this story. Besides us, I'm aware of Fogbowers, the Oregon Live "commentariat", and people who follow #oregonstandoff on twitter. There's probably others.
 
2016-09-12 04:04:17 PM  
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2016-09-12 04:06:55 PM  
They didn't JUST get into our facebooks! They did it FLAGRANTLY!!! Flagrance makes it, like 20 times worse!!

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"I'll try 'Flagrantly." That's a good word...
 
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