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2002-01-03 01:02:23 AM  
i always thought that it would be cool if there were a milk faucet. im tired of getting up in the morning and pouring myself a bowl of cereal only to find out that im out of milk again...
2002-01-03 01:05:56 AM  
Dare I say what I think about this article?


Look SOMEONE was gonna do it...I just got it out of the way.
2002-01-03 01:06:58 AM  
Suddenly I feel like smashing through a brick wall and yelling, "Hey Kool-Aid!"
2002-01-03 01:07:31 AM  
I miss Purplesaurus Rex. It was the best flavor ever.
2002-01-03 01:09:31 AM  
sure beats the gastroenteritis causing bacteria that normally floats in Sydney's water supply. Never before did drinking water and eating a curry bring on pretty much the same effect
2002-01-03 01:31:33 AM  
I wonder how much sugar that would take. Surely the sugar would clog the pipes. And JoeDan - why dont you get some of those statue thingys in A Clockwork Orange that give off milk? Hah.
2002-01-03 01:32:02 AM  
Man, that would stain my white sink so badly, I'd cry.
2002-01-03 01:38:18 AM  
Killing multiple birds:

Mega-Milk-flavored Koolaid out of your tap!
2002-01-03 01:38:52 AM  
Being as I simply cannot bring myself to drink PLAIN water and always have to add some sort of fruity powder from satan, that would be farking cool.
2002-01-03 01:49:04 AM  
"Kool-Aid man visits the town elementary school to give kids valuable information on the benefits of Kool-Aid."

Ehh... After the "Jonestown Incident", I think I'll stay far away from that town.
2002-01-03 02:13:39 AM  
that would suck... neighborhood kids are already hyper and annoying... they don't need more sugar.. annoying little bastards..
2002-01-03 02:34:11 AM  
Worst post EVER!
2002-01-03 02:41:51 AM  
It's a Commie plot, like that flouride thing...
2002-01-03 04:46:10 AM  
MajorBurns: I agree... this tap would have to be for adults only. There would have to be a second faucet for kids that just has food coloring added to the water, along with a healthy dose of sedatives.
2002-01-03 05:10:31 AM  
Satire? More like sucktire!
2002-01-03 05:23:34 AM  
They could always go with the sugar free version of Kool-Aid. Not quite as tasty but, obviously, no sugar.
2002-01-03 05:38:40 AM  
"Well... you'd take a drink from the Reverend Jimmy Jones..."
2002-01-03 06:20:28 AM  
So would this mean that you would have to bath and shower in Kool-Aid as well??????

Just a thought ;)
2002-01-03 06:37:29 AM  
My problem exactly, Oz. Only the blood of virgin lambs for me, I'm afraid. Couldn't move to America because of this.
2002-01-03 07:24:43 AM  
Jim Jones punch for everyone
2002-01-03 08:39:09 AM  
Okay how about Zarrex (sp?) with the Zebra on the bottle? Wow, now there's a childhood flashback...
2002-01-03 08:51:09 AM  
I say put the dark cherry flavor in there, I can see it now: "Ma, the faucet's pouring blood again!" That or imagine waking up and taking a piss only to think you just pissed blood.
2002-01-03 11:05:45 AM  
I'll have you know that I ran for student council in 7th grade on a platform promising Kool Aid in the drinking fountains.

I lost. Damn political machine.
2002-01-03 11:40:58 AM  
"That's one huge-ass-motherfarkin' wooden spoon"

2002-01-03 01:11:30 PM  
Johnny M - I would have voted for ya, man.
2002-01-03 02:10:24 PM  
Speaking of...

Has anyone else noticed that since Famous Players started selling KoolAid at its concessions, you haven't seen any KoolAid ads on tv of "just pennies a glass"?
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