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2002-01-02 01:31:09 PM  
I think we should pour lighter fluid on the entire Gaylord area and set it aflame.
2002-01-02 01:31:24 PM  
What else do people do when drunk?
2002-01-02 01:31:44 PM  
2002-01-02 01:34:09 PM  
Darwin is hard at work, I guess.
2002-01-02 01:37:24 PM  
Is gaylord a place or is somone takin the piss?
2002-01-02 01:37:32 PM  
Alcohol + Lighter Fluid = Really Bad BBQ
2002-01-02 01:39:11 PM  
"The victim's leg was allegedly on fire for approximately 45 seconds before being extinguished."

They fail to mention that the victim's leg was on fire for 30 seconds before he even noticed.
2002-01-02 01:40:49 PM  
How can you not notice!??
2002-01-02 01:42:25 PM  
I'm putting Van Halen's "On Fire" on the disc player to honor the idiots.
2002-01-02 01:42:27 PM  
Happy New Year's morons!
2002-01-02 01:45:21 PM  
Darwin had nothing to do with it. Darwin is dead. It was natural selection. HA HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ALL YOU GOD BASHING SELF RIGHTEOUS PIGS???!!!!
2002-01-02 01:49:59 PM  
Why couldn't they just teabag their friend, or write "I love boys" on his forehead? Come on, everyone is doing it. Plus, it's funny every farking time. :P
2002-01-02 01:50:02 PM  
It's amazing what can go unnoticed with enough alcohol.
2002-01-02 01:53:00 PM  
Rassleholic: natural selection=darwin's theory. take another anabolic or something..sheesh!
2002-01-02 01:55:01 PM  
Morons...everyone knows you can just light body hair. Fluid is unnecessary. Spontaneously kicking your friend in the back of the knee is also great fun.
2002-01-02 01:56:01 PM  
"The probe remains open pending the arrest of the second suspect."
A probe remaining open in Gaylord? So many jokes, not eeenough time.
2002-01-02 01:59:39 PM  
Rassleholic, unaware of the Darwin Awards? BTW, is your imaginary friend better than the other ones?
2002-01-02 02:03:18 PM  
Yes, gaylord is the name of an actual town in northern michigan. go search mapquest for "Gaylord, MI."
2002-01-02 02:05:33 PM  
Alien: yes, it's in Michigan's 'dumb belt,' I mean, 'snow belt.'
2002-01-02 02:06:16 PM  
One of my loser friend's now gay ex-boyfreind is from Gaylord, oh the fun I can have with this knowledge. And I thought him turning gay on her was fun...
2002-01-02 02:06:59 PM  
"Idiot gets drunk, posts misleading headline on fark."
2002-01-02 02:20:47 PM  
Was the reporter seeing how many times he could put the word Gaylord into the first paragraph?
2002-01-02 02:22:09 PM  
Fb- People still play that game!?! I thought it was not "cool" anymore.
2002-01-02 02:29:57 PM  
I got drunk and set a cigarette on fire.
2002-01-02 02:31:21 PM  
Ya know what else is drunken fun?
Super gluing the mouth & nostrils shut.
2002-01-02 02:33:36 PM  
Whatever happened to shaving off your friends' eyebrows or writing on him with a permanent marker when he passes out? Now when they pass out were supposed to light them on fire?
2002-01-02 02:34:32 PM  
I wouldn't know. I have no imaginary friends.
2002-01-02 02:39:59 PM  
When people get drunk they are expecting the magic marker joke, what fun is that? Now set him on fire or toss him off the roof when he passes out, no one would expect that. Pass out at a party and wake up to find your left leg was just sold on the black market, c'mon it's unpredictable.

Now that's fun.
2002-01-02 02:45:47 PM  
A favorite punishment within my circle of pals was to paint the drunks' hands, feet and (in the case of girls) the breasts, with silver paint. We'd laugh for days as the idiots walked around with the obvious sign of our wrath.
2002-01-02 02:50:32 PM  
When your friend passes out, take a polaroid of your penis next to his face. Show his family.
2002-01-02 02:54:29 PM  
Take your drunken buddy out to the street by the curb, sprawl him out there, then draw a chalk outline around him.
2002-01-02 02:58:34 PM  
Is the chalk outline done before or after he gets splatted by a tractor trailer?
2002-01-02 03:31:17 PM  
When your friend isn't looking, or is passed out, douse his leg with lighter fluid or gasoline and light a match.

Lots O Laughs
2002-01-02 03:33:14 PM  
Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh Gaylord huh-huh-huh-huh
2002-01-02 03:42:46 PM  
My favorite drinking game is to take my semi-conscious friends and play "mixed drink". Get them to close their eyes, then spin them around 6 or 7 times and start shaking the shiat out of them. Then leave them lying in a pool of their own vomit and urine. Good times.
2002-01-02 06:57:25 PM  
he he he He said Gaylord.
2002-01-02 07:37:55 PM  
Pouring lighter fluid on someone's pant leg and lighting it on fire is not funny, it's not fun. It is neither funny or fun.
2002-01-02 07:40:27 PM  
"screamed and moaned in pain but was never really concious"

That's pretty drunk.
2002-01-02 09:48:39 PM  
Note to self: Wear nomex pants to parties.
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