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(The Local)   Next time I run, I'm going to run faster, says American gored by bull in Pamplona who describes it as "best fun ever"   ( thelocal.es) divider line
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2016-07-13 11:33:20 AM  
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2016-07-13 01:53:38 PM  
The sun also rises.
His moon also sets.
 
2016-07-13 01:54:17 PM  
I'm always cheering for the bull in this run and bullfights.

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2016-07-13 01:55:52 PM  
Do they have to pay for their medical services over there?  Random foreigners shouldn't be able to just leech off the Spanish health care system after doing something spectacularly stupid.
 
2016-07-13 01:55:59 PM  
".....I guess I didn't get out of the way quickly enough."


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2016-07-13 01:57:55 PM  
Slow learner.
 
2016-07-13 01:58:54 PM  
[Dumbass]?
More like Jackass!
 
2016-07-13 02:00:02 PM  

Resident Muslim: [Dumbass]?
More like Jackass!


Come on, he's from Noo Jewsey

Doctors have told him that he could be discharged within 24 hours. "I really hope so, because there is still a day left of the fiesta and with an injury like this comes a bit of fame. I'd like to be able to recount my experience." get laid.

FTFH
 
2016-07-13 02:02:54 PM  
"...I've had an amazing time at San Fermin and running with the bulls was one of the greatest experiences I've had in my life."

That guy has a real low bar for 'fun'.
 
2016-07-13 02:05:42 PM  
Al Gore.
 
2016-07-13 02:06:41 PM  
He has a point.
 
2016-07-13 02:08:23 PM  
A Pamplona hemos de ir.
 
2016-07-13 02:09:08 PM  

Mississippi Mud: "...I've had an amazing time at San Fermin and running with the bulls was one of the greatest experiences I've had in my life."

That guy has a real low bar for 'fun'.


No kidding. He could have just gone to New Orleans the same weekend and been chased by the local Rollergirls wielding wiffle ball bats. All while carrying a drink in his hand.

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2016-07-13 02:09:58 PM  

"Next time I run, I'm going to run faster"



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2016-07-13 02:09:58 PM  
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2016-07-13 02:12:37 PM  
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2016-07-13 02:14:20 PM  
Beats the hell out of sitting through another election season.
 
2016-07-13 02:14:34 PM  
Dear Danger Avoid Death,

RE: the GIF you posted

a) Holy sh*t.

2) Nice simulpost.

d) Holy sh*t!
 
2016-07-13 02:14:38 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Mississippi Mud: "...I've had an amazing time at San Fermin and running with the bulls was one of the greatest experiences I've had in my life."

That guy has a real low bar for 'fun'.

No kidding. He could have just gone to New Orleans the same weekend and been chased by the local Rollergirls wielding wiffle ball bats. All while carrying a drink in his hand.

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It moved.
 
2016-07-13 02:23:01 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Mississippi Mud: "...I've had an amazing time at San Fermin and running with the bulls was one of the greatest experiences I've had in my life."

That guy has a real low bar for 'fun'.

No kidding. He could have just gone to New Orleans the same weekend and been chased by the local Rollergirls wielding wiffle ball bats. All while carrying a drink in his hand.

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Sign me up!

Although I won't be carrying a drink when I do it...I don't want to spill my hand grenade.
 
2016-07-13 02:23:15 PM  
I ran 9 years ago.  It was a ton of fun.  There were no goring on the day I did it, which made it better.

I would recommend running with the bulls to pretty much anyone.  The no risk, nanny state, wear a helmet at all times wimps should be forced to do it.
 
2016-07-13 02:24:48 PM  

Mississippi Mud: That guy has a real low bar for 'fun'.


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2016-07-13 02:26:17 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Mississippi Mud: "...I've had an amazing time at San Fermin and running with the bulls was one of the greatest experiences I've had in my life."

That guy has a real low bar for 'fun'.

No kidding. He could have just gone to New Orleans the same weekend and been chased by the local Rollergirls wielding wiffle ball bats. All while carrying a drink in his hand.

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See, that's the good, clean & wholesome fun we need.
 
2016-07-13 02:26:48 PM  

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Id love to see what the bull does to him next.  It can't be pretty.
 
2016-07-13 02:28:12 PM  

too_amuzed: Danger Avoid Death: [www.blogcdn.com image 420x280]

Id love to see what the bull does to him next.  It can't be pretty.



He pulled a Bane and broke Batman's back.
 
2016-07-13 02:28:15 PM  
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Oh shi--

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2016-07-13 02:29:16 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Mississippi Mud: "...I've had an amazing time at San Fermin and running with the bulls was one of the greatest experiences I've had in my life."

That guy has a real low bar for 'fun'.

No kidding. He could have just gone to New Orleans the same weekend and been chased by the local Rollergirls wielding wiffle ball bats. All while carrying a drink in his hand.

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No way I can carry a drink with both hands in my pants.
 
2016-07-13 02:30:23 PM  
Why is this dumb? Going slower obviously won't help.
 
2016-07-13 02:30:29 PM  
"Best fun ever"

Either this guy has never had sex or he's doing it wrong.

Then again, I've never known the pleasure of having a horny hard horn impaled in my thigh, so maybe it is better than sex?

"To know death, Otto, you have to fark life... in the gall bladder!" - Baron Frankenstein
 
2016-07-13 02:40:57 PM  
Next time run with the race cars at the Indy 500. On the track. That ought to be fun also. You'll get dead faster than being gored by a bull.

Adrenaline junky.
 
2016-07-13 02:41:15 PM  
Adrenalin junkies have to die to not "have a great time" doing something, and want to do it again, it seems.
 
2016-07-13 02:44:48 PM  

Mississippi Mud: "...I've had an amazing time at San Fermin and running with the bulls was one of the greatest experiences I've had in my life."

That guy has a real low bar for 'fun'.


I've been in Pamplona for the festival, although I didn't run - not an idiot - and it was one of the craziest 24 hours I ever spent. Streets are packed, everyone is drunk 24/7, random dudes were offering us tabs of acid, people were throwing themselves off their hotel balconies into the crowd below, most, not all (saw 2 Australians plunge to their death because the crowd parted and no one caught them) were caught and crowd-surfed. Everyone stays up all night, then the idiots run with the bulls. The bulls are easy to avoid, actually, you just have to step out of their way.
 
2016-07-13 02:47:13 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Mississippi Mud: "...I've had an amazing time at San Fermin and running with the bulls was one of the greatest experiences I've had in my life."

That guy has a real low bar for 'fun'.

No kidding. He could have just gone to New Orleans the same weekend and been chased by the local Rollergirls wielding wiffle ball bats. All while carrying a drink in his hand.

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Several of them I wouldn't mind falling on top of me.  Others, I'd rather have the bull.  Plus, whiffle bats can sting.
 
2016-07-13 02:47:17 PM  
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2016-07-13 02:50:20 PM  

Lord Bear: I ran 9 years ago.  It was a ton of fun.  There were no goring on the day I did it, which made it better.

I would recommend running with the bulls to pretty much anyone.  The no risk, nanny state, wear a helmet at all times wimps should be forced to do it.


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2016-07-13 02:50:36 PM  

Lord Bear: I ran 9 years ago.  It was a ton of fun.  There were no goring on the day I did it, which made it better.

I would recommend running with the bulls to pretty much anyone.  The no risk, nanny state, wear a helmet at all times wimps should be forced to do it.


I did a bull run (only one bull in the streets) some years ago in a small mountain village in southern Spain and I agree. The excitement is hard to describe. A bit of panic with a hint of "end of the world" and lots of laughter. I've never experienced anything like it since. Would recommend it.
 
2016-07-13 02:54:01 PM  
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2016-07-13 02:55:14 PM  
He enjoyed getting gored?

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NTTAWWT
 
2016-07-13 02:55:52 PM  
if he enjoyed the bull....he must have really been hurt by juan's goring last night...
 
2016-07-13 03:04:06 PM  
We named the big one "All Gore".
 
2016-07-13 03:05:25 PM  
I was running around with some bulls once for an event (don't ask) and this one particular bull turned on a dime and flipped me in the air.  He then started stomping and goring me until some of the other guys ran over and distracted him.  Didn't help that I was wearing a red t-shirt.

Anyway, I'll never do THAT again.  Wear the red t-shirt I mean.
 
2016-07-13 03:05:39 PM  
Modest proposal:  to make the running of the Bulls more realistic and entertaining, they should have a Running of the Bulls and Bears. I nominate Wall Street. They could predict the stock market based on the number of people gored by the two teams, Team Bull and Team Bear.
 
2016-07-13 03:05:54 PM  
I was there for San Fermin in 1986.  I was on my way back from Morocco and a Norwegian dude suggested we go together.  I'd never heard of it.  Stayed up all night dancing and drinking and the run was in the morning.  Blew my mind.  Slept in the grass during the day and did it again again.  Running didn't appeal to me at the time.
 
2016-07-13 03:06:14 PM  
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I always root for the bull.
No sympathy at all for animal abusers.
 
2016-07-13 03:06:36 PM  

priapic_abandon2: I'm always cheering for the bull in this run and bullfights.

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Oh god, is that real?
 
2016-07-13 03:17:30 PM  
Next time I'm still not going to look both ways, says some dumb arse glutton for punishment who was hit by a car while crossing a street.


priapic_abandon2: I'm always cheering for the bull in this run and bullfights.

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Damn! Did he get his jaw torn off?

Mississippi Mud: "...I've had an amazing time at San Fermin and running with the bulls was one of the greatest experiences I've had in my life."

That guy has a real low bar for 'fun'.


He is a painter. Getting gored by a bull is fun compared to painting...
 
2016-07-13 03:19:35 PM  

brantgoose: Modest proposal:  to make the running of the Bulls more realistic and entertaining, they should have a Running of the Bulls and Bears. I nominate Wall Street. They could predict the stock market based on the number of people gored by the two teams, Team Bull and Team Bear.


Ok, now THAT is a good idea.
 
2016-07-13 03:33:16 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Mississippi Mud: "...I've had an amazing time at San Fermin and running with the bulls was one of the greatest experiences I've had in my life."

That guy has a real low bar for 'fun'.

No kidding. He could have just gone to New Orleans the same weekend and been chased by the local Rollergirls wielding wiffle ball bats. All while carrying a drink in his hand.

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Amen.

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As a bonus, I was in Pamplona the week before that.
 
2016-07-13 03:54:54 PM  
I know where he's coming from.  I've had fantastic weekends doing fun things, and I didn't let something like a separated shoulder color the entire experience for me.
 
2016-07-13 04:30:53 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Mississippi Mud: "...I've had an amazing time at San Fermin and running with the bulls was one of the greatest experiences I've had in my life."

That guy has a real low bar for 'fun'.

No kidding. He could have just gone to New Orleans the same weekend and been chased by the local Rollergirls wielding wiffle ball bats. All while carrying a drink in his hand.

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Just trading one set of cows for another...

Seriously though, Spaniards are colossal jackasses and this is but one example.  What would you expect from the land of Hernan Cortes?

How the typical Spaniard looks to an American.....

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