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(Daily Mail)   And in today's Pokemon Go coverage: "Help me, I'm locked in the farking graveyard"   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2016-07-13 10:36:04 AM  
Pokemon Go is capturing them all.  All the medias.
 
2016-07-13 11:19:10 AM  
This fad is more annoying than parachute pants in 1983.
 
2016-07-13 11:24:56 AM  
I do want a Gengar; I haven't even seen a ghastly yet.
 
2016-07-13 11:29:31 AM  

iheartscotch: I do want a Gengar; I haven't even seen a ghastly yet.


Hang around Fark long enough, you'll meet an awesome Ghastly.
 
2016-07-13 11:37:14 AM  

Boojum2k: iheartscotch: I do want a Gengar; I haven't even seen a ghastly yet.

Hang around Fark long enough, you'll meet an awesome Ghastly.


ORLY?

*Puts on robe and wizard's hat*
 
2016-07-13 11:53:53 AM  
Are we THAT obsessed with this game? Lord, take me now.
 
2016-07-13 11:57:48 AM  
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2016-07-13 02:59:00 PM  

Chris Ween: This fad is more annoying than parachute pants in 1983.


Parachute pants were fresh.  You take that back.  Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge.
 
2016-07-13 03:02:20 PM  
this is the gift that just keeps on giving.
 
2016-07-13 03:04:13 PM  
Don't care. Got farked.
 
2016-07-13 03:04:17 PM  

Chris Ween: This fad is more annoying than parachute pants in 1983.


I was to young for parachute pants but i did have Z Cavariccis in like 1989.   I guess it was kind of the same thing.
 
2016-07-13 03:05:30 PM  

Chris Ween: This fad is more annoying than parachute pants in 1983.


Yeah, mister, take that back. High school in the second half of the 80s was nothing but parachute pants and denim skirts. Pretty much heaven.
 
2016-07-13 03:06:03 PM  
And.

She's probably old to vote.....

So you're trapped in a cemetery.  You went in there in the first place.  Don't have a farking meltdown over it.
 
2016-07-13 03:07:29 PM  
You have to go there to catch a Zombiemon, Boogieman or a Ghostmon.
 
2016-07-13 03:08:25 PM  
LMAO!  So after 20 minutes she finds a button under a sign that reads "Press button to exit if gate is closed."

And farking button is broken off! RFLMMFAO!
 
2016-07-13 03:08:50 PM  
So? There's nothing there at night that isn't there in the daytime.
 
2016-07-13 03:09:06 PM  

Chris Ween: This fad is more annoying than parachute pants in 1983.

"Hammer Time"

 
2016-07-13 03:09:21 PM  
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I see I'm going to get a lot of use for this one ...
 
2016-07-13 03:09:23 PM  
That was a lot of profanity for such a minor inconvenience.  She sounds like the kind of person who would call 911 if her 20 piece nugget order only had 19 nuggets.
 
2016-07-13 03:09:46 PM  
Well...did she catch the Pokemon or what?
 
2016-07-13 03:10:36 PM  
Why do they keep fences at graveyards?

People are just dying to get out.

Dying to get out, Coral.
 
2016-07-13 03:12:04 PM  
In Soviet Pokemon, pokeball traps you!
 
2016-07-13 03:16:47 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Chris Ween: This fad is more annoying than parachute pants in 1983.

Parachute pants were fresh.  You take that back.  Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge.


Parachute Pants were great. You could weaponize them with safety pins and claim that's how they were sold at A&N. And the static electricity...... I was a walking power grid.
 
2016-07-13 03:17:41 PM  
Well she's going to have to spend a lot of time there eventually, she may as well get used to it.
 
2016-07-13 03:17:49 PM  

kdawg7736: Are we THAT obsessed with this game? Lord, take me now.


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2016-07-13 03:20:16 PM  

lack of warmth: Pokemon Go is capturing them all.  All the medias.


This has happened before.

Neil Cicierega - Pokémon
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2016-07-13 03:25:43 PM  

mike_d85: Well she's going to have to spend a lot of time there eventually, she may as well get used to it.


Sooner rather than later, please.
 
2016-07-13 03:26:36 PM  
Locked in a graveyard? Good.
 
2016-07-13 03:26:58 PM  
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They knew what they were getting into...
 
2016-07-13 03:27:49 PM  
I would have left her in there "Bruh, bruh ,bruh" sounds like the person on the other end was laughing their ass off and calling the cops for that? they should have just come and laughed at her and left, park your car, climb the fence, get someone to pick you up and get your car tomorrow.
 
2016-07-13 03:28:05 PM  

iheartscotch: I do want a Gengar; I haven't even seen a ghastly yet.


Have you tried looking for them at night? Some Pokemon are nocturnal so you're more likely to come across them then.
 
2016-07-13 03:29:05 PM  
Pokemon Go: Turning walking accidents into news items since 2016.
 
2016-07-13 03:29:36 PM  

Boo_Guy: iheartscotch: I do want a Gengar; I haven't even seen a ghastly yet.

Have you tried looking for them at night? Some Pokemon are nocturnal so you're more likely to come across them then.


... at least that's what his Ouijamon told him.
 
2016-07-13 03:29:39 PM  
Oh, ffs. That really wasn't a situation to drop carpet F-bombs or run straight to calling 911 over. You have a smart phone and data, obviously, so why not try taking 10 minutes to look for someone to contact that's related to the cemetery? THEN, if that doesn't work, call the police non-emergency line. You don't tie up farking emergency services because you're a goddamned child and askeered of ghosts.
 
2016-07-13 03:32:33 PM  
We're all locked in the cemetery
We can no longer poke happily
I came in here for a special pokemon
I have no personality.

I wasn't born, so much as I was made up
nobody gives a shiat about me
we had a game way back in the '90s
Over which we never did get.

(sung to the tune of Lost in The Supermarket for all you millenials who wouldn't recognize good music if it shattered your eardrums)

I gave up trying to make up words for the rest of the verses
 
2016-07-13 03:34:21 PM  

Combustion: Why do they keep fences at graveyards?

People are just dying to get out.

Dying to get out, Coral.


at least I had the decency to see if anyone used this joke before I tried it.  One of my favorites.  Right down the road from our subdivision, they're finally putting up a fence and gate around the local cemetery.  I told that joke pretty much every time we drove by.  A few weeks ago we drove by and saw the construction and I started to say "see!  I told you so", but before I could my son says "hey dad, they must know you're getting old.  they finally put that fence up to keep you out."  little bastard.
 
2016-07-13 03:34:44 PM  
Naive people being naive.
 
2016-07-13 03:43:32 PM  
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2016-07-13 03:44:07 PM  
This game sounds stupid as hell, but I'm digging the stories of mishaps that it's generating.
 
2016-07-13 03:46:08 PM  

Chris Ween: This fad is more annoying than parachute pants in 1983.


No...nothing is worse than parachute pants.
 
2016-07-13 03:49:35 PM  
So yeah, this is going to solve America's obesity problem.

Either the nerds all get hit by traffic, or the nerds all start walking from place to place cruising for Pokemon (and almost getting hit by traffic).
 
2016-07-13 03:52:35 PM  
In her defense, one of the ghosts was particularly aggressive...

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2016-07-13 03:55:02 PM  

uncoveror: You have to go there to catch a Zombiemon, Boogieman or a Ghostmon.




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Send more Pokeballs
 
2016-07-13 03:57:55 PM  
I thought the cards were bad enough.
 
2016-07-13 04:02:33 PM  

Gyrfalcon: So? There's nothing there at night that isn't there in the daytime.


Oh sure, nothing except THIS GUY
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/did you get chills? I got chills!
//probably because just like Grim Reapachu here, I'm not wearing any pants
 
2016-07-13 04:07:07 PM  

Gyrfalcon: So? There's nothing there at night that isn't there in the daytime.


Phobias don't really work like that. Maybe she played this as a child.

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2016-07-13 04:09:01 PM  
I used to go wandering around cemeteries on LSD..  Not with a car..  And gates that don't automatically shut..  If so..  just climb the fence.  Dumb farking game has people doing stupid shat.  Funny as hell these stories.
 
2016-07-13 04:09:06 PM  

GloomCookie613: Oh, ffs. That really wasn't a situation to drop carpet F-bombs or run straight to calling 911 over. You have a smart phone and data, obviously, so why not try taking 10 minutes to look for someone to contact that's related to the cemetery? THEN, if that doesn't work, call the police non-emergency line. You don't tie up farking emergency services because you're a goddamned child and askeered of ghosts.


...I could tell you some stories about 911  LOL
/ Happens every day.
// Not always the child/ghost part...
 
2016-07-13 04:32:44 PM  

GloomCookie613: Oh, ffs. That really wasn't a situation to drop carpet F-bombs or run straight to calling 911 over. You have a smart phone and data, obviously, so why not try taking 10 minutes to look for someone to contact that's related to the cemetery? THEN, if that doesn't work, call the police non-emergency line. You don't tie up farking emergency services because you're a goddamned child and askeered of ghosts.


I couldn't figure out what there was to sob about.
 
2016-07-13 04:40:26 PM  
The fence. Climb it.

/bet she would if there was some sort of extra rare Pokeythingie on the other side
//old
/// not to old to climb the damn fence
 
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