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(Time)   Former Playboy bunny facing jail time for luring a Bosnian crime lord into a trap   ( time.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Appeal, Miss Bosnia, one-time Playboy model, Slobodanka Tosic, organized crime boss, Law, gangster Darko Elez, Tosic's lawyer  
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2016-07-13 08:18:03 AM  
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What a bunny trap might look like.
 
2016-07-13 09:11:27 AM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 425x283]

What a bunny trap might look like.


No, no, no - it was a Bosnian crime lord trap. Clearly you need to use a tiny giraffe as bait for those
 
2016-07-13 10:45:51 AM  
She certainly looks better than  Carlo Gambino in a bikini:

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2016-07-13 10:46:46 AM  
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He lured me, Papa.
 
2016-07-13 10:49:59 AM  
rival gangster Darko Elez.

Now that is gangster name if I ever heard one! Slobodanka isn't too shabby either... We need more pictures of her... accolades!
 
2016-07-13 10:50:39 AM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 425x283]

What a bunny trap might look like.



Thread over.

Hit the lights, y'all.
 
2016-07-13 10:51:31 AM  

iheartscotch


He lured me, Papa.



Does this look as bad as it looks?

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2016-07-13 10:54:00 AM  
Doesn't sound like she is blameless here.  2.5 years in a Bosnian prison might be a little harsh though.  But, she is an accessory to attempted murder.
 
2016-07-13 11:01:12 AM  
Slobodanka Tosic

I'm guessing she isn't called 'Slob' for short.
 
2016-07-13 11:17:26 AM  
I'd place a lure on her pokestop.
 
2016-07-13 11:20:45 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: She certainly looks better than  Carlo Gambino in a bikini:

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Would most def slobo her Tosic... a couple of times... if you know what I mean, and I think you do...
 
2016-07-13 11:22:50 AM  
*click*

Not Brandy Brandt?
 
2016-07-13 11:23:58 AM  
Named after a genocidal madman, Im sure we all know where that puts her on the hot v. craycray graph..
 
2016-07-13 11:34:45 AM  
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Looks like a Daniel Craig Bond villain

"Really, Mister Bond.  Your antiquated affection for God and country betray you.  All that is left is for the strong to pillage the wealth of nations like yours and watch the citizenry consume eat other.  Smart men like myself have embraced the globalization and will reap the benefits.  When the time comes, men like you will watch your pensions disappear and the people who directed you turn their backs upon you."

Bond:  "What villainy are you perpetrating?"

"Really, Mister Bond.  My plan is quite simple and will afford me international wealth.  Sadly, it will destroy your precious England in the process.  You see, Mister Bond.  I plan on flooding the market with cheap Rolex type watches.  But look at this watch carefully, Mister Bond.  The 'l' is actually a 't'.  I m not selling fake Rolex watches. I am selling authentic Rotex watches.  Unfortunately, this will destroy the Rolex manufacturing base in bloody, ole England."

Bond:  Uh, Rolex watches are made in Switzerland.

"Really?  I thought..."

Bond:  Nope.  Switzerland.  I got nothing on you, mate.

"Oh.  Well, there's no need to hold you then.  (to the henchmen) Release him from the giant clock with the razor sharp hands.  (to Bond) Too bad.  That was going to slice you right in half in about 35 minutes.

Bond:  I gotta admit.  I had no way out of it.  Well, I'm off to pad my expense account with some gambling and hot chick bedding.

"Good luck.  Care for a watch?"

Bond:  Sure.  Thanks.  Say, this is really nice.  Quality workmanship.  You're gonna give Rolex a run for their customers.  Uh, the exit?

"That way.  Good luck with the casino and babes, Mister Bond."

"good luck with the Rotex.  You know, I'm gonna buy a few of these for gifts.  They're very stylish.
 
2016-07-13 11:40:25 AM  
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2016-07-13 11:46:15 AM  

advex101: Doesn't sound like she is blameless here.  2.5 years in a Bosnian prison might be a little harsh though.  But, she is an accessory to attempted murder.


Yea, when I first read teh headline I was thinking she worked with authorities and got him arrested.  But she tried to get him murdered.  2.5 years sounds pretty lenient to me for conspiracy to commit murder and attempted murder.
 
2016-07-13 11:48:05 AM  
This needs to be a movie
 
2016-07-13 11:50:47 AM  

Hiro-ACiD: Named after a genocidal madman, Im sure we all know where that puts her on the hot v. craycray graph..


I'm pretty sure not. Its a fairly common slavic name.
 
2016-07-13 11:52:32 AM  
Note to younger farkers: playboy bunnies served drinks.  Playmates were models in magazines.
/to young for the playboy clubs
//last one closed in KC when I was in college (for some reason it made the "news scroll" in the union)
///one may have popped up since, but why would you care?
 
d23 [BareFark]
2016-07-13 11:53:07 AM  
well.. too much anime for me.

I read the meaning of the word "trap" as a totally different meaning.
 
2016-07-13 11:58:27 AM  
Pretty people problems
 
2016-07-13 12:07:17 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 299x168]
Looks like a Daniel Craig Bond villain

"Really, Mister Bond.  Your antiquated affection for God and country betray you.  All that is left is for the strong to pillage the wealth of nations like yours and watch the citizenry consume eat other.  Smart men like myself have embraced the globalization and will reap the benefits.  When the time comes, men like you will watch your pensions disappear and the people who directed you turn their backs upon you."

Bond:  "What villainy are you perpetrating?"

"Really, Mister Bond.  My plan is quite simple and will afford me international wealth.  Sadly, it will destroy your precious England in the process.  You see, Mister Bond.  I plan on flooding the market with cheap Rolex type watches.  But look at this watch carefully, Mister Bond.  The 'l' is actually a 't'.  I m not selling fake Rolex watches. I am selling authentic Rotex watches.  Unfortunately, this will destroy the Rolex manufacturing base in bloody, ole England."

Bond:  Uh, Rolex watches are made in Switzerland.

"Really?  I thought..."

Bond:  Nope.  Switzerland.  I got nothing on you, mate.

"Oh.  Well, there's no need to hold you then.  (to the henchmen) Release him from the giant clock with the razor sharp hands.  (to Bond) Too bad.  That was going to slice you right in half in about 35 minutes.

Bond:  I gotta admit.  I had no way out of it.  Well, I'm off to pad my expense account with some gambling and hot chick bedding.

"Good luck.  Care for a watch?"

Bond:  Sure.  Thanks.  Say, this is really nice.  Quality workmanship.  You're gonna give Rolex a run for their customers.  Uh, the exit?

"That way.  Good luck with the casino and babes, Mister Bond."

"good luck with the Rotex.  You know, I'm gonna buy a few of these for gifts.  They're very stylish.


You left out "Hello, Mr. Bond.  We've been expecting you. What took you so long?"
 
2016-07-13 12:16:54 PM  
I'd like to fall into her honey trap, if you know what I mean.

/I mean I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her
//just in case you didn't know
 
2016-07-13 12:22:21 PM  
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I know Borat wasn't Bosnian but whatever.
 
2016-07-13 12:24:08 PM  
I wonder if I should GIS her when I get home...
 
2016-07-13 12:52:17 PM  

abhorrent1: I'd like to fall into her honey trap, if you know what I mean.

/I mean I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her
//just in case you didn't know


Or perhaps you wish for her associates to try to kill you?
 
2016-07-13 12:55:11 PM  
She's too pretty to go to prison.
 
2016-07-13 01:10:26 PM  

Netrngr: Hiro-ACiD: Named after a genocidal madman, Im sure we all know where that puts her on the hot v. craycray graph..

I'm pretty sure not. Its a fairly common slavic name.


Yup.  Slobo (Slobodan) is the masculine, Slobodanka is the feminine.  Very common Slavic name.  During my HS years, in St. Louis, we had a MISL team (St. Louis Steamers), and Slobo Ilijevski was a very popular goalie.  He stayed in St. Louis and invested in properties and such.  It will be 8 years, this Saturday, that he passed  :-(((  I don't have access to more sources, this is from my memory.  Was my best friend's next-door neighbor, accross from O'Fallon Park !
Good Times.
/CSB
 
2016-07-13 01:13:51 PM  

dj_bigbird: I wonder if I should GIS her when I get home...


If she has a BF/Husband hanging around, I'd suggest you just leave it alone.  Bosnian men tend to be very jealous....and don't let their limited stature fool you, as they might kill you, if caught LOL
/ Some of the women are even more wound-up.
*giggity*
 
2016-07-13 01:23:18 PM  
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Good thing he saw it coming.
 
2016-07-13 01:37:11 PM  

minnesotaboy: [img.fark.net image 300x504]

I know Borat wasn't Bosnian but whatever.


Close enough.  As my Greek friend says "they all have that central European smell".

LOL
 
2016-07-13 01:43:43 PM  
It's only a matter of time before Drumpf's Yugo-bride activates too...
 
2016-07-13 01:57:35 PM  

yet_another_wumpus: Note to younger farkers: playboy bunnies served drinks.  Playmates were models in magazines.
/to young for the playboy clubs
//last one closed in KC when I was in college (for some reason it made the "news scroll" in the union)
///one may have popped up since, but why would you care?


wow, I haven't heard someone mention a Playboy Club in forever. there was one near where I lived in No NJ, it was in McAfee (right next to Vernon, home of Action Park). the Club was really nice, and they had a huge golf course there too. later it was converted into condos.
 
2016-07-13 02:33:08 PM  
Om nom nom oh nooooooo!

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2016-07-13 02:33:57 PM  

MSBFDffpm: Netrngr: Hiro-ACiD: Named after a genocidal madman, Im sure we all know where that puts her on the hot v. craycray graph..

I'm pretty sure not. Its a fairly common slavic name.

Yup.  Slobo (Slobodan) is the masculine, Slobodanka is the feminine.  Very common Slavic name.  During my HS years, in St. Louis, we had a MISL team (St. Louis Steamers), and Slobo Ilijevski was a very popular goalie.  He stayed in St. Louis and invested in properties and such.  It will be 8 years, this Saturday, that he passed  :-(((  I don't have access to more sources, this is from my memory.  Was my best friend's next-door neighbor, accross from O'Fallon Park !
Good Times.
/CSB


I was a Baltimore Blast fan.  Miss the MISL, and I always like Slobo Ilijevski.  Good goalie.
 
2016-07-13 02:44:33 PM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 425x283]

What a bunny trap might look like.


Ooh, a piece of candy.
Ooh a piece of candy.
Ooh a piece of candy.
 
2016-07-13 02:47:51 PM  
Slobodanka and the crime lord?
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2016-07-13 02:56:44 PM  
Did you even read the article, subtard?

She was sentenced to prison and lost her appeal. She is convicted and going for 100% sure, not facing time.
 
2016-07-13 03:42:58 PM  

dj_bigbird: I wonder if I should GIS her when I get home...


Yes you should.
 
2016-07-13 03:47:36 PM  

cretinbob: Did you even read the article, subtard?

She was sentenced to prison and lost her appeal. She is convicted and going for 100% sure, not facing time.


Course you could read a little closer as well,

From TFA: Tosic's lawyer Vlado Adamovic as saying she planned to take her case to Bosnia's constitutional court "for procedural reasons" now that the appeal had failed.

The constitutional court could still over turn the lower court ruling.
 
2016-07-14 09:43:13 AM  

d23: well.. too much anime for me.

I read the meaning of the word "trap" as a totally different meaning.


And I read the headline as referring to a TIME lord...either too much, or not enough coffee here...
 
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