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(WGNO)   Oyster eating champ downs over 500 oysters in victory, that's like 2,000 viagra   (wgno.com) divider line
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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2016-06-07 11:43:53 AM  
Now I want raw oysters.
 
FrancoFile [TotalFark]  
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2016-06-07 12:36:49 PM  
I can only imagine the dump he'll be taking about 6 hours later.
 
saintwrathchild  
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2016-06-07 12:37:08 PM  
Aww. I wanna play...
 
Mager  
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2016-06-07 12:38:14 PM  
How much mercury is that?
 
Smoking GNU [TotalFark]  
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2016-06-07 12:38:36 PM  
Queue the "Walrus and the Carpenter" scene from Dogma.
 
Smoking GNU [TotalFark]  
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2016-06-07 12:41:17 PM  

KidneyStone: Mager: How much mercury is that?

Oysters aren't known for their high mercury content.

I thought the same thing and looked it up.



For high mercury content you need to go way higher up in the foodchain, like sharks, barracuda and tuna.
 
Dangerous_sociopath  
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2016-06-07 12:41:30 PM  
mmm Sonya

/swoon
 
theflatline  
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2016-06-07 12:42:43 PM  
I ate six dozen raw at Cooter browns, 4 dozen Rockerfeller at the Pearl, and 3 dozen charboiled at Dragos.

I fail to mention the two oyster sandwiches I eat when at Casamentos.

ACME is for amateurs.  Only good in a pinch when you are liquored up in the Quarter and you get a couple of dozen fried with a softshell crab on top.

Mmmm Casamentos.

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AeAe  
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2016-06-07 12:43:51 PM  
I like raw oysters but I'm only good for a dozen. Any more than that is kinda gross.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]  
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2016-06-07 12:44:43 PM  
He ate 44 dozen oysters, which is 528 oysters. And that's terrible.
 
GloomCookie613  
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2016-06-07 12:45:27 PM  
Personally, I hate oysters, but rock on with your really full self, dude.
 
serfdood [TotalFark]  
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2016-06-07 12:46:30 PM  
That's a lot of snot.
 
GanjSmokr  
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2016-06-07 12:49:23 PM  
Was wondering which kind of oysters.

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/I like both kinds
 
Yoda's Pen Is  
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2016-06-07 12:51:11 PM  

theflatline: I ate six dozen raw at Cooter browns, 4 dozen Rockerfeller at the Pearl, and 3 dozen charboiled at Dragos.

I fail to mention the two oyster sandwiches I eat when at Casamentos.

ACME is for amateurs.  Only good in a pinch when you are liquored up in the Quarter and you get a couple of dozen fried with a softshell crab on top.

Mmmm Casamentos.

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Not a big fan of oysters but I can fully agree on Dragos charbroiled. Those things are like ocean crack.
 
HatMadeOfAss  
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2016-06-07 12:53:55 PM  
I do not like oysters, ergo, ipso facto, you people can't like them either.  That's the rule of the internet.  It's like calling shotgun, binding!
 
notyoucoach  
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2016-06-07 1:00:12 PM  
Something wrong here. No R in June.
 
namegoeshere [TotalFark]  
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2016-06-07 1:02:06 PM  
To wash it down:
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Went looking for a pic of Sam Adams Wellfleet Oyster Stout but apparently it is a Secret Beer Not For Mainlandahs because twernt nary a single photo.
 
Super Chronic  
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2016-06-07 1:02:25 PM  
I love me some raw oysters, but suspect they might get kinda gross after two dozen or so.
 
Snarfangel  
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2016-06-07 1:03:28 PM  
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Dammit, couldn't find a bigger pic.
 
Thingster  
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2016-06-07 1:06:42 PM  

LordOfThePings: He ate 44 dozen oysters, which is 528 oysters. And that's terrible.


I ate 12 dozen, which is 144. And that was gross.
 
Incontinental_Drift [BareFark]  
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2016-06-07 1:12:08 PM  
The whole "oysters are aphrodisiacs" is just bunk.   I had a dozen on the half shell the other night.

Only eight of them worked.


/old joke from old dude.
 
mrwhippy  
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2016-06-07 1:17:03 PM  
Well Here's to Hepatitis A!

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Dragonflew  
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2016-06-07 1:19:45 PM  
Oysters do not deserve the sick tag. Gluttony does.
 
Hoopy Frood  
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2016-06-07 1:26:49 PM  
Aw, shucks.
 
hogans  
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2016-06-07 1:26:50 PM  
Switch to scallops and I'll shame him.

One day, children will ask their parents where all the scallops went, and they will be told of the one glorious man responsible for their delicious genocide.
 
ChipNASA  
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2016-06-07 1:28:20 PM  

Dangerous_sociopath: mmm Sonya

/swoon


CSB
I was stationed at Andrews AFB for 19 years. After Ms Thomas made her name in the competitive eating arena, I went into the Burger King for lunch and there she was, and they also had photos of her in competitive eating contests there.
She served ME lunch.
It was a long time ago and I'm sure she's not the Manager. Edit before post, According to a Sept 2015 article, she works 50-60 hours there a week and is STILL the Manager at BK on Andrews AFB.

/end CSB brush with greatness.
 
Eli WhiskeyDik [TotalFark]  
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2016-06-07 1:30:20 PM  
I like them well enough. But, I don't think I could eat more than 2 dozen at any given time.
528? That's just sickening.

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fzumrk [BareFark]  
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2016-06-07 1:32:07 PM  
Aphrodisiac (Oysters)
Youtube EHBagm5s8PI
 
lordargent  
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2016-06-07 1:35:38 PM  

Smoking GNU: barracuda


Obligatory

Heart - Barracuda (1977)
Youtube hpkitLUbeEg
 
jjhinnola  
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2016-06-07 1:42:14 PM  
Nothing better on a hot Ju(r)ne day in New Orleans that some lükewarm oysters.

/Rolltide?
 
FrancoFile [TotalFark]  
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2016-06-07 1:48:46 PM  

jjhinnola: Nothing better on a hot Ju(r)ne day in New Orleans that some lükewarm oysters ersters.

/Rolltide?


FTFY
 
Non Sequitur Man [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2016-06-07 1:53:14 PM  
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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2016-06-07 2:19:00 PM  

GanjSmokr: Was wondering which kind of oysters.

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/I like both kinds


I've always wanted to try the Rocky Mountain kind. Probably should order it online soon.
 
GanjSmokr  
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2016-06-07 2:26:06 PM  

kdawg7736: GanjSmokr: Was wondering which kind of oysters.

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/I like both kinds

I've always wanted to try the Rocky Mountain kind. Probably should order it online soon.


I can't recommend any places to have them shipped to you, but if you're ever in Colorado I highly recommend Bruce's Bar in Severance.  Or if you're ever invited to a branding on someone's ranch, go.  Fresh ones are the best.

http://www.brucesbar123.com/
 
Evil Mackerel  
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2016-06-07 2:28:05 PM  

mrwhippy: Well Here's to Hepatitis A!

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If your lucky, your oyster has crabs.
"Oyster crabs"
 
Metal1951  
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2016-06-07 2:45:04 PM  
Best raw oysters I ever had came from Vancouver.  I think they were called Kushi.
 
Datanerd  
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2016-06-07 3:30:52 PM  
No more than 2-3 dozen for me at a sitting, and I only do that on vacation.  And this is a fine oyster stout.
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Elmo Jones  
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2016-06-07 3:33:09 PM  
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Fermented Yak Juice  
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2016-06-07 3:43:26 PM  

theflatline: I ate six dozen raw at Cooter browns, 4 dozen Rockerfeller at the Pearl, and 3 dozen charboiled at Dragos.

I fail to mention the two oyster sandwiches I eat when at Casamentos.

ACME is for amateurs.  Only good in a pinch when you are liquored up in the Quarter and you get a couple of dozen fried with a softshell crab on top.

Mmmm Casamentos.

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Nothing wrong with ACME, putzboy. And only amateurs need cooked oysters.
 
fumb duck  
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2016-06-07 3:44:22 PM  
From TFA:
At the end of the 8 minutes, two contestants were neck and neck.  Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas and Adrian "The Rabbit" Morgan

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Fermented Yak Juice  
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2016-06-07 3:47:44 PM  

GanjSmokr: kdawg7736: GanjSmokr: Was wondering which kind of oysters.

[img.fark.net image 325x714]

/I like both kinds

I've always wanted to try the Rocky Mountain kind. Probably should order it online soon.

I can't recommend any places to have them shipped to you, but if you're ever in Colorado I highly recommend Bruce's Bar in Severance.  Or if you're ever invited to a branding on someone's ranch, go.  Fresh ones are the best.

http://www.brucesbar123.com/


There's something wrong with eating balls at "Bruce's Bar"
 
Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2016-06-07 4:03:26 PM  
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D_Moran  
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2016-06-07 4:12:11 PM  
"that's like 2,000 viagra."

No, it's not.

/I said snot
 
Evil Mackerel  
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2016-06-07 4:28:07 PM  
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Day_Old_Dutchie  
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2016-06-07 4:39:01 PM  

Dragonflew: Oysters do not deserve the sick tag. Gluttony does.


"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.

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Gawdzila [OhFark]  
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2016-06-07 6:45:16 PM  
I prefer, ahem, clams.
 
Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2016-06-07 7:42:59 PM  

Gawdzila: I prefer, ahem, clams.


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