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(Yahoo)   Man accidently feeds his family chocolates laced with ecstacy. Forrest Gump was right after all.   ( divider line
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6025 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Dec 2001 at 2:48 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-31 02:51:29 PM  
Accidentally? This stuff happens all the time in my family
2001-12-31 02:53:48 PM  
I know this wasn't in the US, but after all the anthrax scares you would think a teacher would be smarter than to be "unable to resist the lure of a mystery package of chocolates in his mailbox." Who the fark opens mystery packages found in the mail these days? And it wasn't even addressed to him.
2001-12-31 02:54:51 PM  
har har. that's so cool. why dont I ever get a package like tat in the mail
2001-12-31 03:03:39 PM  
A moron. In this day and age who in his right mind would eat something placed in his mailbox by a stranger; especially something that was not even factory sealed.
2001-12-31 03:04:17 PM  
mmmmmmm... ecstacy laced chocholate.....

I imagine there was a LOT of hugging in that family on Christmas.
2001-12-31 03:09:35 PM  
They opened up more of the chocolates and found the small round tablets wrapped up in gladwrap (plastic food wrap) inside the chocolate
I'm assuming this means the ones they ate were wrapped in plastic as well. What kind of food-swallowing hogs are these people?
2001-12-31 03:09:48 PM  
"Mommy, why is Santa's face melting?"
2001-12-31 03:12:03 PM  
"The man became suspicious when the family found themselves baring their midriffs and gyrating wildly to techno-trance."
2001-12-31 03:13:03 PM  
I feel so violent, violent, f-ing with that ectascy!
2001-12-31 03:17:06 PM  
Just like mom used to make. Of course, Mom always was a drug taking, raving, party girl.
2001-12-31 03:20:03 PM  
The other half were filled will rusty razor blades and syringes.
2001-12-31 03:22:40 PM  
I england we call "gladwrap" "clingfilm"
well i guess its the same stuff.
Its just lucky for this guy didnt get a letter containing "sherbert" lose in the envelope.
2001-12-31 03:26:32 PM  
They were probably dancing all night enjoying it. At least the tabs weren't something worse, ugh! stupid farker though for opening AND eating mail. i would return it to sender or local PO.

fyi - Real MDMA is NOT an amphetamine contrary to the article. It has it in its chemical name however.
2001-12-31 03:31:54 PM  
What a waste of ecstacy. Who wants to have all those loving feelings with only Mom and Pop around? (Those in Alabama do no apply.)
2001-12-31 03:42:10 PM  
see, you don't profit from ill gotten gains. just ask the guy at wendy's.
2001-12-31 03:43:46 PM  
the coolest thing i ever got in the mail that wasn't addressed to my address, was the Girls Gone Wild videos (spring break and mardi gras). Thanks you Mr. Postman and M(r)s. Postwoman.
2001-12-31 03:46:47 PM  
"``Obviously, the three people who ate the chocolates are not going to be charged with possession -- they'd never even heard of ecstasy,'' Sutherland added."

Yeah, right! That's what I said when they caught me with a batch of brownies. How come this guy gets off the hook?
2001-12-31 03:46:59 PM  
I guess they figured it out after they felt this irresistable urge to buy glowsticks and pacifiers.
2001-12-31 03:48:25 PM  
"Meanwhile, his eight year old daughter was found wearing obnoxious clothes and was requesting that her parents buy her a pacifier"

ravers=TEH GHEY

-he who stacks pork
2001-12-31 03:49:03 PM  
Someone send this one to; it smells a little off.
2001-12-31 03:58:35 PM  
Ouroborus: Three cheers for Austin! Happy New Year.
2001-12-31 04:04:01 PM  
Hytes Xian: hip hip hooray; hip hip hooray; hip hip hooray. Happy New Year.
2001-12-31 04:15:56 PM  
the plastic wrapped pills were inside of the chocalates.. this way when the chocalate is eaten the pills would get digested inside the stomach...either that or they were meant to not be eaten just to be shipped and then the chocalate opened to get the pills
2001-12-31 04:19:19 PM  
mmmmm....coke is like a box of ectasy lasy chocolates

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2001-12-31 04:20:26 PM  
laced....not lacy......that was an alabama crack whore Forrest gave all of his fortune to in the sequel
2001-12-31 04:21:16 PM  
lacy....with an 's'....damn 40 ouncers!!!!
2001-12-31 04:34:05 PM  
"``Obviously, the three people who ate the chocolates are not going to be charged with possession -- they'd never even heard of ecstasy,'' Sutherland added."

Stupid weak New-Zealanders with their weak drug-laws.
2001-12-31 04:51:50 PM  
I may not be a smart man, but I know what ectasy is.
2001-12-31 05:25:16 PM  
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Its not just in the name, its in the chemical structure of the drug.
2001-12-31 05:57:44 PM  
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that's the shiat right there
2001-12-31 05:59:29 PM  
Wtf...wrong image...too much...
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2001-12-31 06:46:14 PM  
Demosthenes: I like the first one better.
2001-12-31 08:40:53 PM  
Stankydanky, of course MDMA is an amphetamine (phenethylamine).

read Dr. Alexander Shulgin's data of MDMA (he was the first person to write about MDMA back in 1965),

it's just one amphetamine out of many
a whole list of them are at:

Some other amphetamines are a lot more interesting than MDMA, 2C-B and 2C-T-7 for example)
2001-12-31 08:48:59 PM  
[image from too old to be available] Who's the boss on rolls :)
2001-12-31 08:56:27 PM  
extacy doesn't make peoples faces melt... it just makes you want to pet things and hug people... oh, and dance like a retard too.
2001-12-31 09:01:42 PM  
what??!! no details!!?!?!?
i was sure looking foward to:

"...then maw climed up on the garage and said she was gonna fly down. we almost called the police right then, but the kids were havin' such a good time watchin her fly around and all..."
2001-12-31 11:22:12 PM  
Send me some of those chocolates my address is:

1565 Woolshire Bvld.
Sydney, Iwoa 90421
phone# 813-223-9865

Cheers!!! lol
2002-01-01 01:15:13 PM  
They must have swallowed the chocolates whole, because other wise they would have glad wrap in their mouths, and it would taste disgusting...

RobbieFal: what are you on about????
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