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2016-05-26 07:41:09 AM  
His previous lawyers have pending complaints related to this case with Oregon State Bar, so hiring a different one is probably a good idea.

Also: paging wearsmanyhats. There's another call for you on the white courtesy phone.
 
2016-05-26 08:03:41 AM  
Dildo. Also this story is kinda boring, did the one about Ryan Bundy biatching about not having his gun make a green?
 
2016-05-26 08:13:53 AM  

Kouta: His previous lawyers have pending complaints related to this case with Oregon State Bar, so hiring a different one is probably a good idea.

Also: paging wearsmanyhats. There's another call for you on the white courtesy phone.


Thanks!  busy morning.  http://fark.wikia.com/wiki/Malheur_Wildlife_Refuge_Occupation

Obligatory donation to the wildlife refuge link:  http://www.malheurfriends.org/donate.html

So Ammon has a new lawyer who is "intimately familiar with the land use issues central to the Malheur protest".  I wonder if the new counsel knows about the importance of fringes on flags and avoiding joinder ...

/this is the dong that never ends
//we'll dildo on and on my friends
 
2016-05-26 08:51:38 AM  

wearsmanyhats: Kouta: His previous lawyers have pending complaints related to this case with Oregon State Bar, so hiring a different one is probably a good idea.

Also: paging wearsmanyhats. There's another call for you on the white courtesy phone.

Thanks!  busy morning.  http://fark.wikia.com/wiki/Malheur_Wildlife_Refuge_Occupation

Obligatory donation to the wildlife refuge link:  http://www.malheurfriends.org/donate.html

So Ammon has a new lawyer who is "intimately familiar with the land use issues central to the Malheur protest".  I wonder if the new counsel knows about the importance of fringes on flags and avoiding joinder ...

/this is the dong that never ends
//we'll dildo on and on my friends


Based on the law school the new one went to, he shouldn't have any problems saying this:

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2016-05-26 09:24:17 AM  
Ammon's new attorney is Mormon too, so these two farkers have a special understanding about God's "natural law" and totally rational stuff like believing your shiny-white sheltered asses are the real Jews, that you and yours are the only truly true Chosen People, that calling all other Christians "gentiles" is not absurdly arrogant and that a scammer convicted of fake treasure-hunting was anointed by God in the 1800s to speak with an angel named Moroni who buried the real bible somewhere in Upstate New York which same said scammer translated from nonexistent "Reformed Egyptian" into English by jamming his head into the dark confines of a stovepipe hat where he read aloud the magic rocks contained therein.

I Believe from the Book of Mormon Musical on the 65th Tony Awards.
Youtube GVJgmp2Tc2s
 
2016-05-26 09:32:41 AM  

OooShiny: Ammon's new attorney is Mormon too, so these two farkers have a special understanding about God's "natural law" and totally rational stuff like believing your shiny-white sheltered asses are the real Jews, that you and yours are the only truly true Chosen People, that calling all other Christians "gentiles" is not absurdly arrogant and that a scammer convicted of fake treasure-hunting was anointed by God in the 1800s to speak with an angel named Moroni who buried the real bible somewhere in Upstate New York which same said scammer translated from nonexistent "Reformed Egyptian" into English by jamming his head into the dark confines of a stovepipe hat where he read aloud the magic rocks contained therein.

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Well, when you say it in that tone, you make it sound like you mean the opposite.
 
2016-05-26 09:35:17 AM  
"Arnold said the case has taken a toll on him. He missed his son's first birthday and first steps because of his work on the case and wants to spend more time with his family, he said. "

Poor fellow
 
2016-05-26 09:36:56 AM  
We're still here, Bundy shouted, waving his hand through the bars of his 6x9 cell. We still need attention. Just because my attorney quit before he got sanctioned doesn't mean you should stop paying attention to ME!
 
2016-05-26 09:41:43 AM  
Wasn't Dildonation the planned name for their colony if the feds gave up the land?
 
2016-05-26 09:42:27 AM  
There's a Dildoian groupie whose name I don't recall from the usual Finicum-worshiping suspects who claims that Philpot is some kind of scammer.  I quickly read through the Facebook posts but haven't yet made time to follow her links, so I don't understand what heinous chicanery she's alleging against Philpot.  Whatever his crime is, she thinks it's a doozy.

There was an allegation somewhere that Philpot is affiliated with the Koch-backed American Lands Council, but a quick Google doesn't immediately reveal any obvious association between Philpot and ALC.

My very limited understanding of ALC is that it's a lobby group trying to seize federal lands back into private hands, which I figured she'd be all over like snakes on a fringeless flag, but she surprisingly says that ALC is the enemy of True Dildoian Patriots.  I haz a confused.

https://www.facebook.com/Morgan-Philpot-Rick-Koerbers-Legal-SCAM-9201​7​2814745101/

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2016-05-26 09:42:58 AM  
J Morgan Philpot sounds like a Groucho character.
 
2016-05-26 09:51:48 AM  

OooShiny: There's a Dildoian groupie whose name I don't recall from the usual Finicum-worshiping suspects who claims that Philpot is some kind of scammer.  I quickly read through the Facebook posts but haven't yet made time to follow her links, so I don't understand what heinous chicanery she's alleging against Philpot.  Whatever his crime is, she thinks it's a doozy.

There was an allegation somewhere that Philpot is affiliated with the Koch-backed American Lands Council, but a quick Google doesn't immediately reveal any obvious association between Philpot and ALC.

My very limited understanding of ALC is that it's a lobby group trying to seize federal lands back into private hands, which I figured she'd be all over like snakes on a fringeless flag, but she surprisingly says that ALC is the enemy of True Dildoian Patriots.  I haz a confused.

https://www.facebook.com/Morgan-Philpot-Rick-Koerbers-Legal-SCAM-92017​2814745101/

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Because they want the federal lands back into private hands as long as those private hands are The Church of LDS.
 
2016-05-26 09:51:53 AM  

Gyrfalcon: We're still here, Bundy shouted, waving his hand through the bars of his 6x9 cell. We still need attention. Just because my attorney quit before he got sanctioned doesn't mean you should stop paying attention to ME!


MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
2016-05-26 09:51:56 AM  
I'm biased towards dilduino nation. Keep the country open source
 
2016-05-26 09:52:31 AM  
They have lawyers? I thought they were content to dispense with legal counsel in favour of lecturing the judge about gold fringes and muh freedumbs.
 
2016-05-26 09:55:03 AM  

Gordon Bennett: They have lawyers? I thought they were content to dispense with legal counsel in favour of lecturing the judge about gold fringes and muh freedumbs.


What you tell the rubes to get their support and what you actually do when in jail are two very different things.
 
2016-05-26 09:57:38 AM  
I heard an interview with the wife of the dildo who was shot up in Oregon and it was like listening to a parrot who had listened to talk radio for 2 years.
//I want to protest the illegal government usurping of public lands.
///You are protesting because you feel that govt does not have rights to the land but you do. How is that?
 
2016-05-26 09:58:20 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: J Morgan Philpot sounds like a Groucho character.


Philpot: Gentlemen, Bundy here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. I implore you! Send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary...I suggest that we give him ten years in Levenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth!
 
2016-05-26 09:59:16 AM  

monoski: I heard an interview with the wife of the dildo who was shot up in Oregon and it was like listening to a parrot who had listened to talk radio for 2 years.
//I want to protest the illegal government usurping of public lands.
///You are protesting because you feel that govt does not have rights to the land but you do. How is that?


Bok! Bok-bok-bok! Bok bok! Gobble Gobble gobble! Bok!
 
2016-05-26 09:59:50 AM  
It's funny that the Branch Dildoians think having a different lawyer is going to change their fate.
 
2016-05-26 10:04:10 AM  
One wonders if he's trying the ol' "I know I'm going to Prison, so I'll dismiss my lawyer every time that I'm about to go to trial" gambit.
 
2016-05-26 10:10:13 AM  

UncomfortableSilence: Wasn't Dildonation the planned name for their colony if the feds gave up the land?


Dildonation is the name of my new proto punk-polka fusion, Nazi-reggae, neo-Teletubbie, Mormon Sex Pistols homeschool-metal cover band.

Available for proms and bar mitzvahs, so book your party now!
 
2016-05-26 10:12:06 AM  
Straight into the Pisspot from Molalla
 
2016-05-26 10:14:51 AM  

Gyrfalcon: We're still here, Bundy shouted, waving his hand through the bars of his 6x9 cell. We still need attention. Just because my attorney quit before he got sanctioned doesn't mean you should stop paying attention to ME!


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2016-05-26 10:16:03 AM  

OooShiny: Gyrfalcon: We're still here, Bundy shouted, waving his hand through the bars of his 6x9 cell. We still need attention. Just because my attorney quit before he got sanctioned doesn't mean you should stop paying attention to ME!

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nice
 
2016-05-26 10:16:26 AM  

OooShiny: Gyrfalcon: We're still here, Bundy shouted, waving his hand through the bars of his 6x9 cell. We still need attention. Just because my attorney quit before he got sanctioned doesn't mean you should stop paying attention to ME!

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Heh.
 
2016-05-26 10:16:31 AM  

Befuddled: It's funny that the Branch Dildoians think having a different lawyer is going to change their fate.


Well it's possible to make things worse.  Just sayin'
 
2016-05-26 10:17:06 AM  
thoughtful and courageous

Irony or using words you don't know the meaning of?
 
2016-05-26 10:19:13 AM  

Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: J Morgan Philpot sounds like a Groucho character.

Philpot: Gentlemen, Bundy here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. I implore you! Send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary...I suggest that we give him ten years in Levenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth!


Lol. Is that an actual Groucho routine?
 
2016-05-26 10:19:20 AM  
This shiat show isn't going to end any time soon.
 
2016-05-26 10:19:53 AM  

spongeboob: thoughtful and courageous

Irony or using words you don't know the meaning of?


I think he meant stupid and contagious.  Although I'm unsure why he's attempting to quote Kurt Cobain.
 
2016-05-26 10:20:35 AM  

monoski: I heard an interview with the wife of the dildo who was shot up in Oregon and it was like listening to a parrot who had listened to talk radio for 2 years.
//I want to protest the illegal government usurping of public lands.
///You are protesting because you feel that govt does not have rights to the land but you do. How is that?


The US Constitution?

/that's the debate. What power does the Federal government have to acquire land, and impose fees?
 
2016-05-26 10:22:44 AM  
"He is intimately familiar with the land use issues central to the Malheur protest,'' Arnold said in a prepared statement.

I'm
intimately familiar with the land use issues central to the Malheur protest.  If Ammon had asked me I could tell him that it is 100% not legal to take over a government building, damage it, and toss around death threats against the people who worked there.

Dildonians?  You're farked 10 ways to Sunday.  This is where you should be begging to plea out.
 
2016-05-26 10:24:41 AM  
He has said the occupation was done to protest federal control of public land.

Public entities control public land!  Outrageous!  Public land should be owned by private individuals.
 
2016-05-26 10:26:10 AM  

Danger Mouse: monoski: I heard an interview with the wife of the dildo who was shot up in Oregon and it was like listening to a parrot who had listened to talk radio for 2 years.
//I want to protest the illegal government usurping of public lands.
///You are protesting because you feel that govt does not have rights to the land but you do. How is that?

The US Constitution?

/that's the debate. What power does the Federal government have to acquire land, and impose fees?


If only the Supreme Court of the United States had ever ruled upon the matter.
 
2016-05-26 10:26:50 AM  
Cash money cash money DILDODILDODILDODILDO.

Is it too early to be drunk?
 
2016-05-26 10:30:09 AM  

Dimensio: Danger Mouse: monoski: I heard an interview with the wife of the dildo who was shot up in Oregon and it was like listening to a parrot who had listened to talk radio for 2 years.
//I want to protest the illegal government usurping of public lands.
///You are protesting because you feel that govt does not have rights to the land but you do. How is that?

The US Constitution?

/that's the debate. What power does the Federal government have to acquire land, and impose fees?

If only the Supreme Court of the United States had ever ruled upon the matter.


185 U.S. 47
22 S.Ct. 563
46 L.Ed. 800
FRENCH-GLENN LIVE STOCK COMPANY, Plff. in Err.,
v.
ALVA SPRINGER.
No. 124.
Argued January 20, 21, 1092.
Decided April 7, 1902.


That's a hell of a deliberation.
 
2016-05-26 10:34:42 AM  

Dimensio: Danger Mouse: monoski: I heard an interview with the wife of the dildo who was shot up in Oregon and it was like listening to a parrot who had listened to talk radio for 2 years.
//I want to protest the illegal government usurping of public lands.
///You are protesting because you feel that govt does not have rights to the land but you do. How is that?

The US Constitution?

/that's the debate. What power does the Federal government have to acquire land, and impose fees?

If only the Supreme Court of the United States had ever ruled upon the matter.


does that case address the federal government's authority to take and possess land  or is it more to do with surveys and boundaries?

I'd think one would site Kleppe vs. New Mexico https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kleppe_v._New_Mexico as a more informative standard.
 
2016-05-26 10:36:36 AM  
""He is intimately familiar with the land use issues central to the Malheur protest,'' Arnold said in a prepared statement."

THEY LITERALLY WENT TO ANOTHER STATE AND TOOK OVER A WILDLIFE REFUGE THAT HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM AT ALL. And were absolute coonts to the locals in the process.
 
2016-05-26 10:38:14 AM  
I like how in that recent Oregon election, all the politicians who supported the Dildoniacs got the boot. That town also had the highest turnout in the entire state.
 
2016-05-26 10:40:04 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Dimensio: Danger Mouse: monoski: I heard an interview with the wife of the dildo who was shot up in Oregon and it was like listening to a parrot who had listened to talk radio for 2 years.
//I want to protest the illegal government usurping of public lands.
///You are protesting because you feel that govt does not have rights to the land but you do. How is that?

The US Constitution?

/that's the debate. What power does the Federal government have to acquire land, and impose fees?

If only the Supreme Court of the United States had ever ruled upon the matter.

185 U.S. 47
22 S.Ct. 563
46 L.Ed. 800
FRENCH-GLENN LIVE STOCK COMPANY, Plff. in Err.,
v.
ALVA SPRINGER.
No. 124.
Argued January 20, 21, 1092.
Decided April 7, 1902.

That's a hell of a deliberation.


It's really strong precedent when the arguments were made before the Magna Carta.
 
2016-05-26 10:40:36 AM  

Gyrfalcon: We're still here, Bundy shouted, waving his hand through the bars of his 6x9 cell. We still need attention. Just because my attorney quit before he got sanctioned doesn't mean you should stop paying attention to ME!


Actually I think one complaint against the Arnold Law Firm was dismissed earlier this week,  so they've got that going for them.

What got Arnold in trouble, and may have affected cash flow, is telling sovereign citizens they were nuts and not helping on facebook. The crowd turned against him pretty quickly. And it may have turned Lord Ammon against him as well.

I don't think Arnold quit. I think he was fired. You do what Bundys say when you're dealing with Bundys. They don't take advice, they dispense 'wisdom'.

Good to know his new lawyer has little criminal law experience. That should make the clown show even more entertaining. And the political tie-ins to the Utah Republican party will expose some more GOP supporters.
 
2016-05-26 10:40:51 AM  

LectertheChef: I like how in that recent Oregon election, all the politicians who supported the Dildoniacs got the boot. That town also had the highest turnout in the entire state.


Because the residents of the town were sick of that shiat and actually liked the refuge.

It's almost like the "use of public lands" was proper according to the public that actually lived on and around those lands.
 
2016-05-26 10:41:42 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: J Morgan Philpot sounds like a Groucho character.


Groucho's characters were better people than this clown.
 
2016-05-26 10:42:59 AM  

The Soupman Cumeth: Cash money cash money DILDODILDODILDODILDO.

Is it too early to be drunk?


It's five o'clock somewhere, not that it should ever matter.
 
2016-05-26 10:45:09 AM  
I know the Bundys are nuts but it still staggers me that people are still arguing that the federal government doesn't have the right to own land. They're not aware of the history of court decisions saying otherwise? Don't they teach history and government any more?
 
2016-05-26 10:46:53 AM  

OooShiny: Gyrfalcon: We're still here, Bundy shouted, waving his hand through the bars of his 6x9 cell. We still need attention. Just because my attorney quit before he got sanctioned doesn't mean you should stop paying attention to ME!

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I tried doing a GIS for that one earlier but the Google turned up nothing.
 
2016-05-26 10:48:20 AM  
Bundy's new lawyer ran for governor once. He lost.

"Morgan Philpot said Thursday he's running for governor because Utah needs a leader willing stand up to the federal government, even if that means pushing the bounds of what's legal.

"Am I going to go to jail if I do? I mean, if that's what it's going to take, does the federal government need to come down and throw some handcuffs on the governor of Utah," he said to the applause of supporters gathered at the Capitol."


http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705395194/Morgan-Philpot-Governor-​s​hould-be-willing-to-defy-feds-even-if-it-means-arrest.html?pg=all

Good, a nut with political backers. This will be a hoot.
 
2016-05-26 10:48:42 AM  

thorpe: I know the Bundys are nuts but it still staggers me that people are still arguing that the federal government doesn't have the right to own land. They're not aware of the history of court decisions saying otherwise? Don't they teach history and government any more?


It's all lies and propaganda to these sov cits, and they know the real truth.
 
2016-05-26 10:51:44 AM  
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