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10699 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 May 2016 at 7:30 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2016-05-12 11:43:40 PM  
I read that as "Anal fisting site bleached."

I guess that's what comes next.
 
2016-05-13 12:00:36 AM  
These users must feel like they're in quite a pickle, unlike most days where they feel quite a pickle in them.
 
2016-05-13 1:16:30 AM  
I'm sure those people are used to a little pain in the ass.
 
2016-05-13 1:18:46 AM  
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Quick everyone--change your passwords on FiveInThePoo.com!
 
433 [TotalFark]
2016-05-13 3:45:45 AM  
FTFA: Security researcher Troy Hunt, who runs the Have I Been Pwned service,

If that isn't a pen name, then that's the perfect name for someone who runs such a service.

Like they say, if you have to explain it, it isn't funny/ceases to be clever.
 
2016-05-13 3:55:45 AM  
Here's the thing. Most people just use whatever software is shown on their host's cpanel or whatever. I can install it and run a community, no problem. But is the version provided secure? Most people would just trust that of course it is, it would be pretty stupid for the hosting company to not provide secure software. It's their computer system at risk, their hardware, not mine.

And once it's set up, if I run an update what if it undoes all the work, like when I had to reinstall Windows after that malware infection? And updates always change things around. And work doesn't update anything because it breaks software or so their computer guys tell me. So since it's working now there's no point in updating it and making the site unuseable!

I don't know anything about this particular community but I know that secutity often isn't a big consideration. I mean, there's a privacy statement saying they don't share data. And there is a login. So it's secure!
 
2016-05-13 4:44:58 AM  

433: FTFA: Security researcher Troy Hunt, who runs the Have I Been Pwned service,

If that isn't a pen name, then that's the perfect name for someone who runs such a service.

Like they say, if you have to explain it, it isn't funny/ceases to be clever.


Unless it's nomitive determinism. Like proctologist Benjamin Dover.
 
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2016-05-13 5:10:34 AM  

wildcardjack: 433: FTFA: Security researcher Troy Hunt, who runs the Have I Been Pwned service,

If that isn't a pen name, then that's the perfect name for someone who runs such a service.

Like they say, if you have to explain it, it isn't funny/ceases to be clever.

Unless it's nomitive determinism. Like proctologist Benjamin Dover.


I couldn't think of the right name for that.  Spot on, wildcardjack - nomitive determinism!  That's fun to say.
 
2016-05-13 5:38:32 AM  
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/more like Dung Pow, amirite?
 
2016-05-13 5:53:54 AM  
I read that as "fishing site" at first

/I was quite puzzled for a moment
 
2016-05-13 6:10:01 AM  
Did they really have to use this graphic?

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2016-05-13 6:10:04 AM  
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2016-05-13 7:13:24 AM  

doyner: I read that as "Anal fisting site bleached."

I guess that's what comes next.


And not the pussy 8% clorox. You dissolve the hypochlorite tablet in water and drip it on, slowly.
 
2016-05-13 7:18:01 AM  

vernonFL: [img.fark.net image 850x1275]


That's just disgusting.
 
2016-05-13 7:32:04 AM  

Somacandra: [img.fark.net image 485x500]

Quick everyone--change your passwords on FiveInThePoo.com!


You sicko, I prefer the mini-van, two in the front, five in the back.
 
2016-05-13 7:32:26 AM  
So the sites back doors have been well & truly smashed in then?

Ouch...
 
2016-05-13 7:34:23 AM  
Better tell the X to watch his rear.
 
2016-05-13 7:42:19 AM  
They should just relax.
 
2016-05-13 7:47:02 AM  
I bet anonymous had a hand in this.
 
2016-05-13 7:50:39 AM  

unchellmatt: I bet anonymous had a hand in this.


What you did there, etc., etc.
 
2016-05-13 7:51:03 AM  
Don't know which is more disgusting -- the lack of the word "Probe" in the headline, or using "member" and "fisting" used in the same sentence.
 
2016-05-13 7:53:40 AM  
Mr. Bungle - Mr. Bungle - 09 - Love Is A Fist (1991)
Youtube kqXwlxS2w5c
 
2016-05-13 7:54:43 AM  
salted the hashes?
 
2016-05-13 7:56:27 AM  
And old room mate told me a story involving a girl in college who was nicknamed "The Fist". He mentioned her casually in passing, she wasn't even central to the story.

I immediately changed the direction of that conversation...
 
2016-05-13 7:59:16 AM  
100,000 members? wow, I was thinking dozens.  I don't feel so alone now (just kidding...eww).
 
2016-05-13 8:01:17 AM  

vernonFL: [img.fark.net image 850x1275]


Reported.
 
2016-05-13 8:01:34 AM  

Stile4aly: These users must feel like they're in quite a pickle, unlike most days where they feel quite a pickle in them.


Thanks for reminding me of the Pickle Incident. Just what I needed first thing in the morning.
 
2016-05-13 8:05:20 AM  
Those nosy hackers just need to butt out. Why do they have to be so anal about people's anal business?
 
2016-05-13 8:06:21 AM  

berylman: 100,000 members? wow, I was thinking dozens.  I don't feel so alone now (just kidding...eww).


Half of them will be smurfs as a fallback when they have to say something on a controversial topic that's nothing to do with the forum's main subject.

Like which sports team they support.
 
2016-05-13 8:06:35 AM  
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2016-05-13 8:08:23 AM  
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2016-05-13 8:09:25 AM  
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2016-05-13 8:09:56 AM  
Going to be a lot of politicians upset about this.
 
2016-05-13 8:20:13 AM  
I was just there to fix the cable, I swear.
 
2016-05-13 8:21:42 AM  
Sounds like Rosebuttboard.com got hit with the fist of an angry god.
 
2016-05-13 8:25:03 AM  
Such bullies! Making fun of tiny hands who don't do well at indoor sports.
 
2016-05-13 8:27:35 AM  

Warthog: [YouTube video]


Favourited for awesome taste in music.
 
2016-05-13 8:27:56 AM  

GungFu: [img.fark.net image 300x300]


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Oldie but a goodie
 
2016-05-13 8:31:40 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I read that as "fishing site" at first

/I was quite puzzled for a moment


Ditto.
 
2016-05-13 8:31:46 AM  
Meh, I'm not about to judge other people's kinks as long as everyone is adult and having fun.

There certainly are nonetheless a few things on the Internet which will cause an eyebrow to involuntarily raise.
 
2016-05-13 8:34:10 AM  

FrancoFile: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I read that as "fishing site" at first

/I was quite puzzled for a moment

Ditto.


Could be both. I'm definitely seen some very talented women on the Internets who could comfortably keep a least a couple of goldfish in their buttholes. And when I say comfortably, I mean for the goldfish.
 
2016-05-13 8:35:01 AM  
That's quite a stretch.
 
2016-05-13 8:56:30 AM  
This is no big deal. The hack was done by the makers of Depends Undergarments for marketing purposes.
 
2016-05-13 8:57:24 AM  
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2016-05-13 9:01:10 AM  
Doing this kind of stuff for public shaming/blackmail purposes is so lame. If I did it, I'd be nice and use the info to sign them up for Gourd of the Month Club, send them a helpful list of the top proctologists in their state, buy them mint vintage copies of Moon River and a year's supply of Kandoos. In other words, I would totally violate their expectations.
 
2016-05-13 9:02:14 AM  
A good butt punching should teach this hacker a lesson or two...
 
2016-05-13 9:02:32 AM  
My friends have nothing but Pfister appliances in their boudoirs.
 
2016-05-13 9:06:49 AM  
I can almost....almost understand someone wanting a fist shoved in their ass. What I can't understand is someone wanting to shove their fist in someones ass.

/if that makes sense
 
2016-05-13 9:11:01 AM  

ChromoSomes: My friends have nothing but Pfister appliances in their boudoirs.


Both the bathrooms in my house have old Price-Pfister fixtures, I'd never heard of them before we moved in...I started calling the local dollar store "Price Fister" after that, but despite the blinding wit my wife remains un-amused...
 
2016-05-13 9:12:00 AM  
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Because I broke down L'g out loud.  That's the funniest shiat I've seen in weeks.
 
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