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(Some Guy)   Man sues Guinness for not reporting he has world's largest penis   ( divider line
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17310 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Dec 2001 at 6:30 PM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-30 6:33:04 PM  
I expect to win too.
2001-12-30 6:33:24 PM  
I was forced to sue. The world needs to know how large my unit is.
2001-12-30 6:34:31 PM  
Thanks for the publicity guys. I think I can win this thing.
2001-12-30 6:35:02 PM  
Finally! Some press coverage!
2001-12-30 6:35:50 PM  
Ok, I know it's an obvious joke but I didn't think 3 people would think of it similtaneously.
2001-12-30 6:36:44 PM  
I'm gonna have to sue also!
2001-12-30 6:37:11 PM  
Did anybody read the lead in? You can buy this story with your name and picture in it. Not for real.
2001-12-30 6:38:22 PM  
Will someone give that guy's number to this gal?

2001-12-30 6:39:33 PM  
now the world's SMALLEST...that's something they would be willing to print.

current record holder.
2001-12-30 6:40:08 PM  
I wonder if Casey Jones works on the railroad pounding spikes in with his tool ?
2001-12-30 6:40:30 PM  
Drivin' that train
High on cocaine
Casey Jones you better
Watch your speed.
2001-12-30 6:42:02 PM  
Guiness' lawyers just called me, they're going to finally pay me and put me on the list...

and Bagpuss, i'd give you my number, but i'm taken.
2001-12-30 6:43:11 PM  
Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.
2001-12-30 6:44:43 PM  
Trouble ahead
Trouble behind
And you know that notion
Just crossed my mind.
2001-12-30 6:45:56 PM  
You missed a line, Ouro.

But thanks for playing.
2001-12-30 6:46:50 PM  
you aren't funny. you aren't original.
2001-12-30 6:48:26 PM  
Bagpus: 17 inches!! 9 inches in circumference... That's like three cans of Campbels Soup!!! (Chunky Creamy German Potato)...
2001-12-30 6:49:05 PM  
I will be orignal,
Buju is dissapointed because he didn't win biggest vagina.
2001-12-30 6:53:31 PM  
I am the biggest vagina and I have the biggest penis too.
2001-12-30 6:54:42 PM


2001-12-30 6:54:53 PM  
Did anybody read the lead in? You can buy this story with your name and picture in it. Not for real.

Yep, another case of the submitter not bothering to read the article they're submitting...
2001-12-30 6:55:44 PM  
Now we know how the Goatse guy got the way he is,what with all the sodomy from this thing.
2001-12-30 6:59:38 PM  
I read the article before putting it up, did it that way on purpose
2001-12-30 7:01:12 PM  
speaking of goats
2001-12-30 7:04:21 PM  
Keep it goin' for the people!
2001-12-30 7:11:45 PM  
In 1982 A.D.
War was beginning
2001-12-30 7:30:05 PM  
Some jackass I think
2001-12-30 7:32:32 PM  
Speaking of goats...

[image from too old to be available]
2001-12-30 7:33:04 PM  
Wait, that's not a goat.
2001-12-30 7:38:03 PM  
DREW!!!What excitement for this new Farker to post in a thread with the real you. You do exist! I knew Mommy and Daddy weren't lying. I hate the kids at school!

Oh, about the thread: It's not size that counts: it's how big it is.
2001-12-30 7:52:05 PM  
17.3"?!??! Jesus! Run for the hills! Eeeek! Probably has to get it licensed annually.

-he who stacks pork
2001-12-30 7:53:54 PM  
Odd, I always thought the Fb- was the biggest dick around.
2001-12-30 7:59:17 PM  
Finally after all these years, this lawsuit will give me what is rightfully mine!!
2001-12-30 8:03:47 PM  
the biggest dick I ever knew was 6'1" and about 300 lbs.
2001-12-30 8:09:24 PM  
DemonicaAngel: Sounds exactly like the guy i live with ...only the weight is off a bit
2001-12-30 8:15:18 PM  
Then why did you use the word exactly?
2001-12-30 8:15:23 PM  
Am I the only one who noticed that the man in the pretend bigdick photo is a hairless freak?
2001-12-30 8:21:27 PM  
OK, I submit a link about a shopping mall fire in Peru killing 220 people, it's passed over. Then this gets posted?

Aye de mi.
2001-12-30 8:22:26 PM  
WTF? Where did that underline come from?
2001-12-30 8:23:00 PM  
Fb- sure does have a big ego, doesn't he... going around suing everyone.
2001-12-30 8:24:19 PM  
This guy is a piece of shiat....he doesn't hold the world record for mine is slightly

But in a way this is stupid because as long as you knowyou hold the record...who cares? I mean he simply wants recognized by the GBWR just so a whole bunch of chicks will be calling him and so he can achieve some puniati everynight....i sorta don't blame him but then again i think as long as you know yourself thats all that matters.

Besides it would get kinda old after a while with the media running up to you and howz it hangin? or how does it feel to have the biggest cock. It might seem inspiring at first but it would start to ascend to a level of annoyance to where you just wind up whippin it out and smacking them across the face. Besides....there isn't anyway he was enough blood in his body to get it up...if he does i pity his woman.
2001-12-30 8:26:08 PM  
17.3 inches? where do you put something like how do you walk around without looking funny? Homeless_need_help: total hairless freak!
kinda feminine if you ask me. ironic.
2001-12-30 8:35:11 PM  
this reminds me of my mate Dave. Dave (mad ass wog dickhead) boasted to the guys that his johnson was 8 inches, and that he had plum-esque testicles. Of course us guys, never ones to turn down a shot at robbing this idiot blind, quickly bet him 50 bucks that he was bullshiatting. Of course, when time came round to prove it, all we heard was muffled sobs from the bathroom
2001-12-30 8:37:40 PM  
The amusing part of the article is that the guy is supposedly from Kent, Wash., just down the road from Seattle. In Seattle we've always known that the biggest dicks live in Kent (And I don't mean phallus).

He's probably a Boeing machinist, too.
2001-12-30 8:45:44 PM  
Ihaveanitch: "Besides....there isn't anyway he (h)as enough blood in his body to get it up."

It is a phallusy (sorry, had to get that pun in) that men with large (erect) penises are good lovers. They actually aren't able to muster the rigidity of men of more modest size. Then there's the logistics of getting a three pound rock into a two pound sack, as my mama used to say. OUCH.
2001-12-30 8:52:08 PM  
Not just Kent, pretty much anywhere south of Seattle...
2001-12-30 8:56:55 PM  
SweaterGirl: I submitted the Peru fire article, too. Somehow I think that this article will produce a more entertaining thread.

Big Orange Cat: "three pound rock into a two pound sack"

That's pretty good! I still like my grandpa's line, though: "I may never reach bottom, but I'll play Hell with the sides." Thanks gramps.
2001-12-30 8:58:12 PM  
(Counting on his fingers...)

Whoa. Three Seattle Farkers posting in a row. Why does that seem unusual to me?
2001-12-30 9:05:58 PM  
I just hope he is not a gay rapist. Bring on the boobies!
2001-12-30 9:14:44 PM  
In my search for information on the world's longest human penis I discovered the following items:

A whale's penis is called a dork. So when you call someone
a dork you are actually being fairly complimentary

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

That's all I've got.
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