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(Some Guy)   Having an affair? Get rid of the talking bird.   ( divider line
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5331 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Dec 2001 at 6:30 PM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-30 6:35:18 PM  
new meaning for "giving someone the bird
2001-12-30 6:44:44 PM  
The pecker told on the husband's pecker.

HA HA,I kill me.
2001-12-30 6:57:13 PM  
this looks familiar.
2001-12-30 7:05:52 PM  
"A month long visit with her parents"? Sheesh.
2001-12-30 7:09:38 PM  
Helpbot - that's because this story is, as you suspected, a [image from too old to be available].
2001-12-30 7:14:36 PM  
News is so slow right now I think I'll just leave this up
2001-12-30 7:17:10 PM  
2001-12-30 7:18:47 PM  
cheers Drew :

2001-12-30 7:21:11 PM  
how about a " make up a caption " for the Billy in the bath Family Circus ?
2001-12-30 7:29:34 PM  
Good idea except we'd get sued, Bill Keene's got jumpy lawyers
2001-12-30 7:34:46 PM  
When they subpoena you , blame it on NOT ME and I DUNNO , Cheers anyway !

2001-12-30 8:24:18 PM  
from the site:
[image from too old to be available]
2001-12-30 8:50:11 PM  
Oh, my gods! What a creepy picture!
2001-12-30 8:54:21 PM  
jeez that picture just alerted me to the advancements in people smuggling
2001-12-30 9:00:07 PM  
Does anyone else find it strange that the wife knew something was wrong when she heard the bird repeat the phrase "I love you"?
2001-12-30 9:09:31 PM  
it'd tip me off if it was my boid
2001-12-30 9:13:07 PM  
"It wrong to sleep with your pets. Especially parrots, because they can tell on you when your friends come over.

'Polly wanna cracker?'

'HELP! He farks me when you're not here!'"

Robert Schimmel.
2001-12-30 9:24:15 PM  
Drew, keep up the great work. News IS slow these days isn't it? We need to go ahead and declare war already..
2001-12-30 10:05:45 PM  
yeppers, Drew. Bill Keane will sue you for spelling his name wrong.

As soon as I saw that comic strip, I wondered if someone had borrowed a caption from the caption contest site Keane's lawyers shut down.
2001-12-30 10:08:26 PM  
<Squawk!> Boy my wife will NEVER find out, tootse! <Squawk! Whistle>

ooops.... :-)
2001-12-30 10:43:56 PM  
<<< lamer goes back to lurking since he can't add comment to the correct thread
2001-12-30 11:46:57 PM  
Last week she brought the bird to a law office for consultation, hoping that it could testify in court.

bwahahaha... what an O.J. thing to do! get Cochrane on the case!
2001-12-31 6:13:53 AM  
heh heh
her lawyer's name is Wu Di....
like an erection
i hate you people
2001-12-31 5:47:15 PM  
That ain't a mynah, it's a stool pigeon. :)
2002-01-04 4:05:49 AM  
Hmmmm this story was reported in Fortean Times about 5 years ago.

Urban myths being recycles as new in small town papers? Who'd've thought it?
2002-01-04 4:06:02 AM  
Hmmmm. This story was reported in Fortean Times about 5 years ago.

Urban myths being recycles as new in small town papers? Who'd've thought it?
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