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(KPTV Portland)   Dozens of supporters gather to protest treatment of Branch Dildonians. With helpful pic of what the media thinks dozens of supporters look like. Dozens   ( kptv.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Lisa Bundy, downtown Portland, legal fees, Ammon, rally  
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2016-05-01 05:00:05 AM  
Looks like about 18-20 supporters. Bet all of them are named Bundy.
 
2016-05-01 07:36:15 AM  
Here's what's on the Gadsden flag in the photos from TFA:

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2016-05-01 07:49:57 AM  
I was going to be snarky and create a fake course description for a fictional "Math For Journalists" class. And then a quick search revealed this:

http://www.newsu.org/courses/math-for-journalists

Which includes the classic "If you don't know how to calculate a crowd estimate or don't know the difference between percentage points and percents, this course is for you."

Sometimes truth is greater than hoax.
 
2016-05-01 07:59:36 AM  

dpaul007: I was going to be snarky and create a fake course description for a fictional "Math For Journalists" class. And then a quick search revealed this:

http://www.newsu.org/courses/math-for-journalists

Which includes the classic "If you don't know how to calculate a crowd estimate or don't know the difference between percentage points and percents, this course is for you."

Sometimes truth is greater than hoax.


At first I thought that had to be satire. But a quick Google search turned up that the school owns the Tampa Bay Times. Wow.
 
2016-05-01 08:11:55 AM  
No, I counted. There are over 20. So at least two dozens.
 
2016-05-01 08:12:22 AM  
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2016-05-01 08:12:32 AM  
dildos!
 
2016-05-01 08:15:21 AM  

bmwericus: Looks like about 18-20 supporters. Bet all of them are named Bundy.


The dog is pregnant. So that makes over 24. Checkmate.
 
2016-05-01 08:16:21 AM  
"Lisa Bundy, Ammon's husband..." I guess they are more liberal than we thought.
 
2016-05-01 08:18:55 AM  

Gyrfalcon: No, I counted. There are over 20. So at least two dozens.


I counted twenty plus a dog.

And the twitter posting said "almost two dozen" which is the correct description.
 
2016-05-01 08:20:31 AM  
Ammon's wife thinks he looks "too skinny"
No offense lady, but they all could use to lose a few pounds.
 
2016-05-01 08:21:45 AM  
Man, almost two dozen people? They could like, take over a federal building with those numbers!
 
2016-05-01 08:26:19 AM  
Maybe dozens in that 2 is more than one and thus, plural.. But 2 is not a few.
 
2016-05-01 08:28:41 AM  

bmwericus: Looks like about 18-20 supporters. Bet all of them are named Bundy.


Technically two dozen is still plural.

But yeah, looks like it's basically just his extended family, even his theoretical ideological allies obviously don't give a shiat.  Which is pretty funny.
 
2016-05-01 08:31:28 AM  
Those 2 dozen people were just there to see the Decemberists play.
 
2016-05-01 08:32:44 AM  
I still see "#" as meaning "pound".
So the hashtag "Pound Finicum" cracks me up.
 
2016-05-01 08:38:06 AM  
What's the plural term for dildoes?  A school?  A pride?  A murder?

A murder of dildoes?

/Pound Finicum
 
2016-05-01 08:39:08 AM  
It's the custodial staff at FOX. They were paid in Hawaiian shirts, instead of time-and-a-half for working during the day. They were told to clap -- because it makes the voices go away.

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2016-05-01 08:41:15 AM  

dpaul007: I was going to be snarky and create a fake course description for a fictional "Math For Journalists" class. And then a quick search revealed this:

http://www.newsu.org/courses/math-for-journalists

Which includes the classic "If you don't know how to calculate a crowd estimate or don't know the difference between percentage points and percents, this course is for you."

Sometimes truth is greater than hoax.


One of the universities I attended offered "Physics for Poets". A google search reveals that this is not uncommon as either the actual course title or a course nickname.

http://www.phys.hawaii.edu/~solsen/physics100.html
http://bolvan.ph.utexas.edu/~vadim/Classes/2014s/309K.html
https://catalog.uaa.alaska.edu/coursedescriptions/phys/
https://sisu.it.su.se/search/info/FK1015/en

There are many more examples.
 
2016-05-01 08:42:25 AM  
wearsmanyhats
 
2016-05-01 08:43:19 AM  
This has reached the point of just being sad.  The Bundy's have pretty much been abandoned by their allies, and none of them seem to realize those that are locked up are gone for a long time.
 
2016-05-01 08:47:40 AM  

Great_Milenko: Gyrfalcon: No, I counted. There are over 20. So at least two dozens.

I counted twenty plus a dog.

And the twitter posting said "almost two dozen" which is the correct description.


I counted one black guy.  That counts as +5
 
2016-05-01 08:47:41 AM  

Chabash: "Lisa Bundy, Ammon's husband..." I guess they are more liberal than we thought.


They weren't protesting lgbt rights. They took over a bird sanctuary to protest their right to light shiat they don't own on fire.
 
2016-05-01 08:49:13 AM  
Looks slightly larger than my own family, but not by much.
 
2016-05-01 08:50:03 AM  

BitwiseShift: It's the custodial staff at FOX. They were paid in Hawaiian shirts, instead of time-and-a-half for working during the day. They were told to clap -- because it makes the voices go away.

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Looks like they managed to drag out a token black guy for this one as well. Judging by his looks I assume they told him they were protesting a change in Geritol's formula.
 
2016-05-01 08:57:14 AM  
There would have been a lot more, but they're waiting for their Social Security checks so they can afford to make the trip.
 
2016-05-01 08:57:33 AM  

Chabash: "Lisa Bundy, Ammon's husband..." I guess they are more liberal than we thought.


They better let Ammon's husband use whatever bathroom she wants at Target, or it will be the next object of occupation.  With all those signs with targets on it posted everywhere in the store and the rubes with guns, it will not be a pretty sight.
 
2016-05-01 08:58:52 AM  

duke3522: This has reached the point of just being sad.  The Bundy's have pretty much been abandoned by their allies, and none of them seem to realize those that are locked up are gone for a long time.


They thought they were starting a Second Civil War, or Second American Revolution. . .when in reality it was just a bunch of drunk yahoos with lots of guns, no plans and delusions of grandeur.

Now the Keyboard Commandos and wannabes have faded back to their basements, to keep posting angry memes on Facebook and grumbling about how they could take part in their revolution against the Federal Government, if only Uncle Sam could stop screwing up their disability payments.
 
2016-05-01 09:01:14 AM  
So, what are the protesters actually FOR?  Are they advocating the right to any public land to the first moron to grab a gun and take it over?  Or, are they part of an arson cult?
 
2016-05-01 09:02:02 AM  

Silverstaff: duke3522: This has reached the point of just being sad.  The Bundy's have pretty much been abandoned by their allies, and none of them seem to realize those that are locked up are gone for a long time.

They thought they were starting a Second Civil War, or Second American Revolution. . .when in reality it was just a bunch of drunk yahoos with lots of guns, no plans and delusions of grandeur.

Now the Keyboard Commandos and wannabes have faded back to their basements, to keep posting angry memes on Facebook and grumbling about how they could take part in their revolution against the Federal Government, if only Uncle Sam could stop screwing up their disability payments.


This need to be on hundred foot tall billboards across the country.  There wasn't a grassroots revolution, just a handful of idiots, and a bunch of cowards that ran home when Finicomeoverandfixmytarp got killed.
 
2016-05-01 09:04:15 AM  

Ralph Snart: Great_Milenko: Gyrfalcon: No, I counted. There are over 20. So at least two dozens.

I counted twenty plus a dog.

And the twitter posting said "almost two dozen" which is the correct description.

I counted one black guy.  That counts as +3/5



ftfy
 
2016-05-01 09:04:20 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: What's the plural term for dildoes?  A school?  A pride?  A murder?

A murder of dildoes?

/Pound Finicum


A bundy of dildoes.
 
2016-05-01 09:07:04 AM  

heavymetal: Chabash: "Lisa Bundy, Ammon's husband..." I guess they are more liberal than we thought.

They better let Ammon's husband use whatever bathroom she wants at Target, or it will be the next object of occupation.  With all those signs with targets on it posted everywhere in the store and the rubes with guns, it will not be a pretty sight.


At least they'll have lots of snacks and tampons and French Vanilla creamers this time
 
2016-05-01 09:07:30 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: So, what are the protesters actually FOR?  Are they advocating the right to any public land to the first moron to grab a gun and take it over?  Or, are they part of an arson cult?


You could engage in a civil conversation and ask them.  I'm sure they would be happy to have someone to talk to.
 
2016-05-01 09:09:16 AM  

More_Like_A_Stain: Ralph Snart: Great_Milenko: Gyrfalcon: No, I counted. There are over 20. So at least two dozens.

I counted twenty plus a dog.

And the twitter posting said "almost two dozen" which is the correct description.

I counted one black guy.  That counts as +3/5


ftfy


I figured the dog's name was Dozer, and the reporter misspelled the name.
 
2016-05-01 09:11:36 AM  

Kouta: dpaul007: I was going to be snarky and create a fake course description for a fictional "Math For Journalists" class. And then a quick search revealed this:

http://www.newsu.org/courses/math-for-journalists

Which includes the classic "If you don't know how to calculate a crowd estimate or don't know the difference between percentage points and percents, this course is for you."

Sometimes truth is greater than hoax.

One of the universities I attended offered "Physics for Poets". A google search reveals that this is not uncommon as either the actual course title or a course nickname.

http://www.phys.hawaii.edu/~solsen/physics100.html
http://bolvan.ph.utexas.edu/~vadim/Classes/2014s/309K.html
https://catalog.uaa.alaska.edu/coursedescriptions/phys/
https://sisu.it.su.se/search/info/FK1015/en

There are many more examples.


At my university the geology course was unofficially called 'rocks for jocks', and there was a history course that was mostly WWII films called 'Tuesday night at the movies '
 
2016-05-01 09:15:42 AM  

Ralph Snart: Great_Milenko: Gyrfalcon: No, I counted. There are over 20. So at least two dozens.

I counted twenty plus a dog.

And the twitter posting said "almost two dozen" which is the correct description.

I counted one black guy.  That counts as +5


That's not a "black guy", that's "The Negro".
 
2016-05-01 09:16:42 AM  

bmwericus: Looks like about 18-20 supporters. Bet all of them are named Bundy.


so one smallish mormon family


/arrrrrrrrmy for jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
 
2016-05-01 09:19:35 AM  
Yikes. I've seen bigger groups of people waiting in line for a McRib sandwich.
 
2016-05-01 09:25:29 AM  

duke3522: This has reached the point of just being sad.  The Bundy's have pretty much been abandoned by their allies, and none of them seem to realize those that are locked up are gone for a long time.


They weren't abandoned by their allies. Their allies dis-associated themselves from this clusterfark the minute it started, right down to exposing the fake valor and informant types.
 
2016-05-01 09:26:07 AM  

Jim_Callahan: bmwericus: Looks like about 18-20 supporters. Bet all of them are named Bundy.

Technically two dozen is still plural.

But yeah, looks like it's basically just his extended family, even his theoretical ideological allies obviously don't give a shiat.  Which is pretty funny.


They would have been there, but disability checks went out late this month.
 
2016-05-01 09:28:43 AM  

Glenford: Kouta: dpaul007: I was going to be snarky and create a fake course description for a fictional "Math For Journalists" class. And then a quick search revealed this:

http://www.newsu.org/courses/math-for-journalists

Which includes the classic "If you don't know how to calculate a crowd estimate or don't know the difference between percentage points and percents, this course is for you."

Sometimes truth is greater than hoax.

One of the universities I attended offered "Physics for Poets". A google search reveals that this is not uncommon as either the actual course title or a course nickname.

http://www.phys.hawaii.edu/~solsen/physics100.html
http://bolvan.ph.utexas.edu/~vadim/Classes/2014s/309K.html
https://catalog.uaa.alaska.edu/coursedescriptions/phys/
https://sisu.it.su.se/search/info/FK1015/en

There are many more examples.

At my university the geology course was unofficially called 'rocks for jocks', and there was a history course that was mostly WWII films called 'Tuesday night at the movies '


"History of Sea Power".  Also known as, "Samurai and the Professor Take On All Challengers at Command at Sea."
 
2016-05-01 09:35:01 AM  

Lance Robdon: Yikes. I've seen bigger groups of people waiting in line for a McRib sandwich.


Kind of shows the pathetic nature of the right wing revolutionary types.  When it is about buying a sodium laden deep fried chicken sandwich to protest the right to hate gays, thousands of people show up spending thousands of dollars.  We get a group of "revolutionaries" who actually take up action utilizing their 2nd Amendment rights where an end result might require them to risk jail, injury, and/or death, and the same crowd is silent for the most part.

It's kind of like the violence around Trump appearances/rallies.  When there were no protestors or a few who were outnumbered, Trump and his minions were like "bring it", "liberals are wimps", sucker punches thrown, and all other sorts of tough guy rhetoric.  Once the people Trump and his minions were trolling and trying to bully organized and started fighting back, Trump and his minions are scared shiatless whining about those meanies on the left who are confronting them.  While I do not condone the violent actions by any side, Trump and his minions are getting the exact fight they were asking for.

There is a lot of tough talk on the right, but not nearly enough ass to back the checks their mouths have written.
 
2016-05-01 09:37:13 AM  

Lance Robdon: Yikes. I've seen bigger groups of people waiting in line for a McRib sandwich.


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2016-05-01 09:39:27 AM  
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2016-05-01 09:39:28 AM  
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2016-05-01 09:41:13 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: What's the plural term for dildoes?  A school?  A pride?  A murder?

A murder of dildoes?

/Pound Finicum


A drawer of dildos.
 
2016-05-01 09:41:19 AM  
What the hell does finicum mean. I'm afraid if I Google it I'll never be able to unsee it.
 
2016-05-01 09:42:53 AM  
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2016-05-01 09:44:54 AM  

BitwiseShift: It's the custodial staff at FOX. They were paid in Hawaiian shirts, instead of time-and-a-half for working during the day. They were told to clap -- because it makes the voices go away.

[img.fark.net image 425x320]


you win Fark today.
 
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