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2016-04-20 10:00:14 AM  
Erdogan is a super chap
His people all love him
An ass's rear he'd never tap
Until he'd licked the rim

/ got nuthin'
 
2016-04-20 10:09:33 AM  
The Turkish premier Erdogan
loves to play with his baton.
It goes up his butt
when he's busting a nut
and he bakes it all up in a flan.

/So sorry
 
2016-04-20 10:09:33 AM  
This poesy: writ by a nerdy oneIn search of a witty and dirty punHas, truth be told,Been limerick-rolledBy how to pronounce the name Erdogan.
 
2016-04-20 11:06:21 AM  
Burma Shave
 
2016-04-20 11:07:47 AM  
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Erdogan likes sheep
and Farking little boys too
 
2016-04-20 11:09:27 AM  
LITTLE KNOWN POETRY FUNFACT:  Frosts' The Road Not Taken was about felching he wrote it in the hospital after contracting sepsis from tongue-punching a particularly dingy anus.
 
2016-04-20 11:11:35 AM  
Erdogan the amorous Turk
Likes to be in charge of the circle jerk
in the round he'll lay down
While men round him pound
and with eyes closed, he greedily slurps.
When all guys are done,
He glistens in the sun,
Like a Fresh Krispy Kreme
Watch him burp.
 
2016-04-20 11:38:10 AM  
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2016-04-20 12:03:18 PM  
For those curious, "Erdogan" is pronounced roughly "ER-doe-on" - the "g" is silent, and the "a" is like the "a" in "swan" as opposed to "plan".

Now, for an entry:

Recep Tayyip Erdogan,
Has a face he likes to have shat upon,
Two girls, one cup,
or someone's big dump,
Are the only ways he can get a hard-on.
 
2016-04-20 12:08:27 PM  
Erdogan?

Maybe if it's one of those poems that doesn't have to rhyme.
 
2016-04-20 12:29:35 PM  
Erdogan likes eating santorum,
Any sex without it will bore 'im,
He saves samples any time he can't slurp all the slime,
And uses goatse's ass to store 'em.
 
2016-04-20 12:31:03 PM  
Erdogan is a stupid ass jag,
About some lame joke he did nag,
He badgered some kraut,
With a whine and a pout,
I'll bet he's clutching his pearls and his bag.
 
2016-04-20 12:40:02 PM  
Angela Merkel will nazi all of these poems.
 
2016-04-20 1:00:17 PM  
Said Onan as he sailed in to turkey
The livestock here are so perky
Erdogan loves his goat,
But I feel I should note;
I'm more hands on,
I prefer
Beef jerky.
 
2016-04-20 1:01:24 PM  
There was this old man from Nantucket
His name is Erdogan
 
2016-04-20 1:10:57 PM  
Erdogan once saw a boy
no more than eleven years old
His tounge licked his lips,
from his pants poked his tip,
he screamed "Allah, here comes a load"
 
2016-04-20 1:46:49 PM  
WHAR MAXX LARGE???
 
2016-04-20 2:07:31 PM  
The Grandest of Poobahs for Turks
Found blasphemous slander an irk
The nobles of class
Were kissing his ass
And keeping a sh**-eating smirk

But it may be certainly rude
To suggest he buttfarks a dude
Best as he's able
While strapped to a table
And remaining remarkably nude

Or worse, to say that he frolics
In fields made of wieners and bollocks
He likes that his whores
Complete all the chores
While he fiddled with latex hydraulics

That's pure speculation, you see
That the king gets covered in pee
No one suggests
He gets pissed on the chest
And most certainly not ever me.
 
kgf
2016-04-20 2:18:53 PM  
There once was young man named Erdogan
who fancied himself quite a ladies' man
but when the women said no
he thought he'd give it a go
and ran as fast as a goat can
 
2016-04-20 2:42:31 PM  
When lambasting the president of Turkey,
The EU laws get a bit murky.
So avoid Istanbul,
And where German coonts rule,
When chronicling his love for dick jerky.
 
2016-04-21 2:44:45 AM  
Ahem.

"Ode to a small lump of putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morn:"

*AAAAAAK!* *thud*

/ Nothing is obscure on Fark.
 
2016-04-21 6:45:12 AM  

Make More Hinjews: Ahem.

"Ode to a small lump of putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morn:"

*AAAAAAK!* *thud*

/ Nothing is obscure on Fark.


I wouldn't have thought that would be obscure anywhere.

Mudd's woman: WHAR MAXX LARGE???


The invocation runs thus:

The submitters' headline's a crime;
with neither good meter or rhyme.
So I shall take charge,
And summon MaxxLarge
whose lim'ricks are always divine.

/Shamelessly lifted from the Limerick Prostitution bust thread.
 
2016-04-21 7:05:53 AM  
agent00pi:

Mudd's woman: WHAR MAXX LARGE???

The invocation runs thus:

The submitters' headline's a crime;
with neither good meter or rhyme.
So I shall take charge,
And summon MaxxLarge
whose lim'ricks are always divine.


*wipes tears*
 
2016-04-21 8:22:45 PM  

agent00pi: Make More Hinjews: Ahem.

"Ode to a small lump of putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morn:"

*AAAAAAK!* *thud*

/ Nothing is obscure on Fark.

I wouldn't have thought that would be obscure anywhere.

Mudd's woman: WHAR MAXX LARGE???

The invocation runs thus:

The submitters' headline's a crime;
with neither good meter or rhyme.
So I shall take charge,
And summon MaxxLarge
whose lim'ricks are always divine.

/Shamelessly lifted from the Limerick Prostitution bust thread.


Your summoning spell was effective!
I guess I'd best heed this directive,
And get down to work
Defaming this Turk
In order to meet their objective...
 
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