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(KPTV Portland)   The Branch Dildonian road show headed to Las Vegas, featuring refusals to enter pleas, offering a pocket constitution to the prosecutors, and Ammon's Oregon lawyer getting thrown out of court for using a cell phone   ( kptv.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, United States district court, Jury, las vegas, Judge, Magistrate, Plea, rancher Cliven Bundy, Ammon Bundy  
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2016-04-16 04:18:13 PM  
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2016-04-16 04:19:35 PM  
That's what happens when you hire a lawyer voted "Best DUI Lawyer for 2014-2015" in his hometown
 
2016-04-16 04:22:01 PM  
"I do not see how we are being treated as innocent in any way" - Ammon Bundy
WTFark does he expect?  If he wasn't being treated as at least potentially innocent, why would he be getting his day in court?

/Dildo
//They're all dildos
///except the ones that are butt plugs
 
2016-04-16 04:23:14 PM  

meat0918: That's what happens when you hire a lawyer voted "Best DUI Lawyer for 2014-2015" in his hometown


" BUT I CANT BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE!!! "
So hire a second lawyer?
File an appeal to delay the trial in one of the cases?

So cute that they are complaining about handcuffs.
Cant wait until they hit federal prison and start complaining about the soap.
 
2016-04-16 04:33:15 PM  
 
2016-04-16 04:34:38 PM  

wearsmanyhats: "I do not see how we are being treated as innocent in any way" - Ammon Bundy
WTFark does he expect?  If he wasn't being treated as at least potentially innocent, why would he be getting his day in court?

/Dildo
//They're all dildos
///except the ones that are butt plugs


I love that complaint from him

They've shown their willingness to ignore several legal federal orders, and escalate to armed standoffs, but want to be treated with kid gloves?

They need to go fark themselves...
 
2016-04-16 04:48:26 PM  
 "We don't need any outbursts," Foley warned from the U.S. District Court bench. Twice he told the restive audience, "This is not a show."

I beg to differ.
 
2016-04-16 05:03:24 PM  

meat0918: wearsmanyhats: "I do not see how we are being treated as innocent in any way" - Ammon Bundy
WTFark does he expect?  If he wasn't being treated as at least potentially innocent, why would he be getting his day in court?

/Dildo
//They're all dildos
///except the ones that are butt plugs

I love that complaint from him

They've shown their willingness to ignore several legal federal orders, and escalate to armed standoffs, but want to be treated with kid gloves?

They need to go fark themselves...


WE DEMAND OUT RIGHTS!!!!
BUT WE DENY THE RIGHT FOR THIS COURT TO EXIST !!!

lolol
 
2016-04-16 05:34:58 PM  
FTA: "Literally I had to be in two places at once," Arnold told The Associated Press. "It illustrates the impossibility of doing two cases at one time justly and fairly."

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2016-04-16 05:36:38 PM  
From what I've read, sounds like some of the usual SovCit stuff.
"I don't understand the charges," "I am going to drag this out as long as I can (making them read the entire indictment)," "I won't enter a plea to avoid your jurisdiction over me," etc.
 
2016-04-16 06:13:16 PM  
This sh*t-show keeps getting better. By the time they're done out-stupiding themselves, they'll have life sentences.
 
2016-04-16 06:20:29 PM  
Hooray for Dildos complete with nuts!
 
2016-04-16 06:29:35 PM  
Some people just need to find a better passion in life.
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2016-04-16 06:50:24 PM  
Will they call Hannity as a character witness? He's been to Vegas before, right?
 
2016-04-16 06:58:00 PM  
These people just keep giving and giving and I love them.
 
2016-04-16 07:00:53 PM  
I agree with them.  They were being treated unfairly.  They weren't beaten every 10 minutes.
 
2016-04-16 07:01:02 PM  
They're going to be so shocked when they respond to nothing, and are still convicted.
 
2016-04-16 07:01:29 PM  
The cordon of marshals tensed when Cooper picked up the pamphlet and tossed it onto the table of the U.S. attorneys handling the case.

Were the marshals afraid Cooper was going to go all Gambit on them or something?  (But with pocket constitutions.)
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2016-04-16 07:02:38 PM  
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2016-04-16 07:03:52 PM  
They don't disappoint. I love the crazy and look forward to what surprises they have in store!
 
2016-04-16 07:06:07 PM  

namatad: meat0918: That's what happens when you hire a lawyer voted "Best DUI Lawyer for 2014-2015" in his hometown

" BUT I CANT BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE!!! "
So hire a second lawyer?
File an appeal to delay the trial in one of the cases?

So cute that they are complaining about handcuffs.
Cant wait until they hit federal prison and start complaining about the soap.


And if they do get a delay, they'll turn around and say it violates their right to a speedy trial.
 
2016-04-16 07:07:15 PM  
"And that jailers once passed him by when other inmates were fed. He said he got a meal after he complained."

Gotta keep sucking off the teat of the government you only recognize when it's only convenient for you you to slurp away.
 
2016-04-16 07:08:39 PM  

cryinoutloud: They're going to be so shocked when they respond to nothing, and are still convicted.


This. They can say their magic words, refuse to speak, or play any of their other games, but the case is going to continue whether they care to be a part of it or not.  And I don't think it's looking good for them.
 
2016-04-16 07:09:54 PM  
No joinder!  NO JOINDER!!!
 
2016-04-16 07:10:39 PM  
Not sure the Bundy on the right is fit to stand trial. Kinda looks like Sloth from The Goonies.
 
2016-04-16 07:12:52 PM  
Hold on judge, gotta take this.  It's my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
 
2016-04-16 07:12:52 PM  
I've been re-reading 'Helter Skelter', and the Dildonians should have read it first before going to court.  They sound like inept amateurs at courtroom disruption.
 
2016-04-16 07:13:25 PM  

jwookie: Not sure the Bundy on the right is fit to stand trial. Kinda looks like Sloth from The Goonies.


This seems to come up in every Bundy thread. Last I heard, the story was that a car ran over his head when he was a kid. So... actually not too far off there, given how Sloth's deformities were supposed to have occurred.
 
2016-04-16 07:13:55 PM  

jwookie: Not sure the Bundy on the right is fit to stand trial. Kinda looks like Sloth from The Goonies.


I dunno, he looks a lot more like this guy to me:

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2016-04-16 07:14:31 PM  
Was the cell phone on vibrate? Stupid question. The defendants would beatup their own defense counsel to get at anything that vibrates.
 
2016-04-16 07:15:16 PM  

cryinoutloud: They're going to be so shocked when they respond to nothing, and are still convicted.


Then they can go to jail and proclaim thier innocence. Just like all the other guys in prision.
 
2016-04-16 07:15:51 PM  
To really mess up a trial procedurally while not breaking any rules is hard. The either need to get smarter or hire better lawyers if they want to try that.
 
2016-04-16 07:17:45 PM  
All dildo threads must include link to Friends of Malheur http://www.malheurfriends.org/donate.html

 
2016-04-16 07:17:54 PM  
Normally, I'd say any attorney would know not to use a cellphone in court, especially federal courts. However ...
 
2016-04-16 07:22:35 PM  

edmo: cryinoutloud: They're going to be so shocked when they respond to nothing, and are still convicted.

Then they can go to jail and proclaim thier innocence. Just like all the other guys in prision.


Except that I think these guys have really convinced deluded themselves that their actions are totally legit and not illegal. To be "innocent" they'd have to have been wrongly convicted of a crime. They are above and outside our "law" because the law itself is not legitimate. Or something.
 
2016-04-16 07:22:54 PM  
RANCH Dildonian, subby!  RANCH!
 
2016-04-16 07:23:43 PM  

smilebrighternow: They don't disappoint. I love the crazy and look forward to what surprises they have in store!


Gotta disagree with you.  They are not crazy.  They are incredibly stupid and stupid people always disappoint.  In their case, they just keep on doing the same stupid s**t over and over again.  I'm never surprised by people like them.  Amazed, sometimes.  Fascinated by the things they do and say that they think is connected to some sort of logically thought.

A person from my high school was like them.  One time a group of us were playing softball in a park and he yelled down from a very steep hill - more like a cliff with a lot of trees - "Want me to ride my bike down this hill?"  I yelled back "Sure, that would be cool."  He started off, making it about 1/3rd of the way before hitting one tree, falling and hitting a few more as he continued falling down the hillside.  He lay near the bottom - bloody, dirty, unconscious.  The ambulance came and took him to the hospital.  My thought -  that was cool I got to see that and that was one of the stupidest things I have ever seen.  Was the outcome expected? Absolutely.  Would I have down that?  Never.  Am I glad he did it for me so I could watch?  You betcha.

I feel much the same way about every one of the dildoians and their ilk.  As long as they don't actually come and bother me, they can do all the stupid things they want to and pay for every single act.  They are like dancing monkeys.
 
2016-04-16 07:24:31 PM  
This is starting with great promise for hilarity.

/ dildo
 
2016-04-16 07:25:24 PM  
Fark you, Sean Hannity.

/Requisite for every Bundy/Dildonian thread.
 
2016-04-16 07:26:41 PM  
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Bundy cattle may be starving after overgrazing: 'Cliven's management practices leave a lot to be desired' https://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/bundy-cattle-may-be-starving-after-o​v​ergrazing-clivens-management-practices-leave-a-lot-to-be-desired/
 
2016-04-16 07:31:55 PM  
All they need now is to present documents with certified mail forms, fingerprints and to gold their breath and stomp their feet.
 
2016-04-16 07:31:55 PM  
"I don't understand the pretense of this level of government to bring forth such charges," he added."

Guess that pocket Constitution isn't exactly all inclusive.
 
2016-04-16 07:32:22 PM  
They're being treated unfairly and they deserve every moment of it. You don't get to ignore reasonable federal rules just because you had some doctrine implanted in your brain years ago.
 
2016-04-16 07:32:40 PM  

jerryskid: A person from my high school was like them.  One time a group of us were playing softball in a park and he yelled down from a very steep hill - more like a cliff with a lot of trees - "Want me to ride my bike down this hill?"  I yelled back "Sure, that would be cool."  He started off, making it about 1/3rd of the way before hitting one tree, falling and hitting a few more as he continued falling down the hillside.  He lay near the bottom - bloody, dirty, unconscious.  The ambulance came and took him to the hospital.  My thought -  that was cool I got to see that and that was one of the stupidest things I have ever seen.  Was the outcome expected? Absolutely.  Would I have down that?  Never.  Am I glad he did it for me so I could watch?  You betcha.


So, you're like the girl who talked her boyfriend into committing suicide, only your "friend" didn't die.
 
2016-04-16 07:33:03 PM  
Gold=hold stupid autocorrect.
Did they point out gold fringe yet?
 
2016-04-16 07:34:39 PM  
wo sons of Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy and three other men refused Friday to enter pleas in federal court in Las Vegas to charges in an armed confrontation with government agents two years ago.

Heh, the judge is in for a treat.  Sovereign Citizens are just adorable in the courtroom.

"I do not see how we are being treated as innocent in any way," he said.

Buwuwhahahahaha.  What a whiny little biatch.


His brother and co-defendant, Ryan Bundy, professed to understand his rights but not the charges against him. He also said he wants to serve as his own lawyer.
The judge noted that a court clerk and prosecutor Steven Myhre had just spent 94 minutes reading the 63-page, 16-count indictment aloud. The word-for-word recital came after the defendants exercised their right to hear the charges against them.


Buwuwhahahaha.  Translation, the judge just called them morons.

Brian Cavalier finished his arraignment - "I will not be entering a plea today," he said - by offering federal prosecutors a pocket copy of the U.S. Constitution.

Buwhwhahaha.  Oh God, this is gold.

wearsmanyhats: "I do not see how we are being treated as innocent in any way" - Ammon Bundy
WTFark does he expect?  If he wasn't being treated as at least potentially innocent, why would he be getting his day in court?



They bring this up at every hearing.  They actually think they're being clever and exposing the great hypocrisy of the government.
 
2016-04-16 07:37:07 PM  
Clearly, these are the people only a Bogey could love, Mr....
 
2016-04-16 07:37:29 PM  
The Bundy herd, last estimated at 1,000, has trampled sensitive soils, devoured native saplings and bedded down against Native American artifacts. One of Bundy's bulls attacked a Nevada wildlife official, while others have run roughshod over a community garden and a golf course, BLM said.
[...] (R)emoving Bundy's ornery, battle-tested herd - estimated by one Nevada official to be worth up to $800,000 - will be expensive, logistically difficult and potentially dangerous.
"It's like hunting cape buffalo," said Ken Mayer, the former director of Nevada's Department of Wildlife. "They're nasty, they're smart, and they won't hesitate to charge."


http://freakoutnation.com/2016/04/worst-ranchers-ever-more-wise-use-​fr​aud-bundy-cows-emaciated-starving/
 
2016-04-16 07:37:45 PM  

Unobtanium: From what I've read, sounds like some of the usual SovCit stuff.
"I don't understand the charges," "I am going to drag this out as long as I can (making them read the entire indictment)," "I won't enter a plea to avoid your jurisdiction over me," etc.


They just need to intone the right magical phrases and they'll be set free!
 
2016-04-16 07:39:53 PM  

iron_city_ap: "I don't understand the pretense of this level of government to bring forth such charges," he added."

Guess that pocket Constitution isn't exactly all inclusive.


I think he was speaking bad Shakespearean there.
 
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