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45326 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Dec 2001 at 1:13 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-29 1:15:07 AM  
2001-12-29 1:15:08 AM  
Man I'm getting the urge to go to Costco and get one of those Big-Ass roles of Plastic Wrap!!
2001-12-29 1:15:10 AM  
Finally some boobies!
2001-12-29 1:15:56 AM  
I heard some crack whores think if you use plastic wrap that it will prevent S.T.D. infection.
2001-12-29 1:17:09 AM  
God bless America and our naughty naughty ways.
2001-12-29 1:18:11 AM  
Pics of the heat-rashes the following day, please.
2001-12-29 1:20:10 AM  
Mmmmm.. sweet sweeeetttt porn!
2001-12-29 1:20:32 AM  
Frantically searching the net to see if she:
will let me unwrap her.
2001-12-29 1:20:53 AM  
That's what my wife is doing wrong. She's been using Reynold's Wrap.
2001-12-29 1:21:05 AM  
Air drop the jpegs all over al-Quaeda HQ. They'll just know it was us Yankee devils.
2001-12-29 1:21:45 AM  
This is so much better than their Aluminum Foil and Tupperware contests.
2001-12-29 1:21:46 AM  
Do these ladies understand that pr0n means not putting saran wrap on over your bra?

Still, nonetheless...boobies.
2001-12-29 1:23:33 AM  
Clifclav, I agree. Angela is by far my fave - but then, redheads have always been a weakness....
2001-12-29 1:24:48 AM  
Sweet site, really nice boobies! might wanna label it NSFW though!
2001-12-29 1:27:02 AM  
Looks like a bunch of desperate camwhores to me.
2001-12-29 1:31:40 AM  
I think some of these girls have spoiled despite the plastic wrap.
2001-12-29 1:38:40 AM  
Now that's just plain silly......
2001-12-29 1:57:40 AM  
Ahhh Fresh Boobies. I highly recommend this method of kepping them fresh. Right off the vine...
2001-12-29 1:58:39 AM  
With this?

[image from too old to be available]
2001-12-29 2:12:33 AM  
I remember having fun with a female friend of mine once. We had this huge roll of shrink wrap (don't ask how we got it, it just turned up in our position one night after a raucous night of drinking). So any how we have this big roll of shrink wrap and a very wet girl (who's name I shall with-hold, not because this would embarass her but because there may be other people here who know her and she has a rather distinctive name) who just came out of the shower. So me and a few friends proceed to wrap this girl up in the shrink wrap... pretty much mummifying her in it to the point that she could do nothing but stand. Not she was having quite a time of this... she is a rather kinky girl and enjoyed bondage and such and this was a dream come true being partially naked and wet confined tightly in a bunch of shrink wrap. After we were done, and she was purring like a cat in heat... we opened the front door and put her out on the front stoop... which was about 50 feet from a VERY busy road, during rush hour...

I wish I had a picture... but just imagine now if you will. A rather buxoum lass wearing very little underwear, confined in shrink wrap while thousands of rush hour commuters passed not just 50 feet away from her. She wasn't mad... oh no... mad would not be any where near the emotion she was feeling when we brought this rather kinky lass back in an hour later.

on that note... I must go to bed
2001-12-29 2:24:23 AM  
What's funny is on their main page, the story of some school distributing a near-child porn calidner...

but as to this, what the fark?
2001-12-29 2:48:16 AM  
Camsluts still repulse me.
2001-12-29 2:51:43 AM  
Damn straight Stephenv.
2001-12-29 3:39:13 AM  
code_archeologist, please write me up some porn stories. :P you seem to have the knack for it.
2001-12-29 3:58:54 AM  
Cam sluts piss me off mostly because they all have boyfriends. You can see hotties like Angela and go "neat." But truth be told, all they want is your money and your attention. It's rather pathetic and as Stephenv said, repulsive.

If my girlfriend was a cam slut... I'd accidentily chuck her cam at a wall.
2001-12-29 4:13:35 AM  
I'm in love with Rhiannon :/
2001-12-29 5:37:36 AM  
this is eerie...
just ten minutes ago, in a drunken air of scientific method, i set out to find what it would be like to have my penis coated in plastic, but i used scotch tape...
and here i come to fark to see this topic...
taking it off was a biatch...
oh, and i wasn't drunk
just bored and lonely
2001-12-29 6:02:58 AM  
Code_Archeologist: The shrink wrap part was interesting, but I'm more curious about the fact that there were others involved in wrapping up this girl. So, was she completely naked when the others started helping?
2001-12-29 9:06:46 AM  
where did the cam-girl site link go?
2001-12-29 9:16:47 AM  
wondered that myself. clicked comments link and the whole thing vanished.
2001-12-29 9:30:12 AM  
Code_Archiologist, just a correction: your 2:12 AM post should have begun with the line Dear penthouse, and should not have included any underwear.
2001-12-29 9:38:40 AM  
I don't get this plastic wrap stuff, it just doesn't help me out at all. I mean, sure, there is the general sexiness of naked Boobies, etc., but the plastic wrap produces a rather unappealing presentation, not to mention another barrier.
2001-12-29 10:36:21 AM  
The link is farked.
2001-12-29 10:43:38 AM  
Oh no! Site Farked! ME Need Boobage!
2001-12-29 11:08:39 AM  
Link is all effed up
2001-12-29 11:25:17 AM  
The farkers have been testing the boobie link servers again, and they failed miserably. Were the hell is this site anyway, did you see the URL?
2001-12-29 11:34:44 AM  
Farked link? BAD KITTY!
2001-12-29 11:38:39 AM  
I guess we'll just have to use our imaginations.
2001-12-29 11:40:23 AM  
Just go search around on Stile, they did this a long time ago (same pictures and everything), if the site is farked. Perhaps you folks should have stayed up until the midnight update, like the rest of us!
2001-12-29 1:16:49 PM  
Shouldn't these whores be out sucking dick instead of wrapping themselves in plastic teasing little boys who will never get a chance to fark them.
2001-12-29 2:10:31 PM  
works fine for me.
2001-12-29 2:16:32 PM  
Works for me, too.
NSFW, though.
2001-12-29 2:18:29 PM  
Yup, link is working again...

Cam whores the lot of them, but I don't let that stand in the way of seeing some nice boobies, especially cam whore boobies for free!

2001-12-29 2:34:17 PM  
Plastic Wrap....a fat girl's best friend!
2001-12-29 3:40:58 PM  
So who is going to be the first sicko bastard to take pictures of himself with his dinky schwantz wrapped up? Surprised that none of you motherfarkers have done this yet.

-he who stacks pork
2001-12-29 3:47:16 PM  
Sorry Porkstacker. I would have sent you something, but Google Image Search came up blank when I looked for Schlong Wrap.
2001-12-29 4:20:44 PM  
Pork: Here's what came up for "sicko bastard"

[image from too old to be available]
2001-12-29 4:37:47 PM  
FARK Wins again... site farked
2001-12-29 5:34:44 PM  
don't forget to seal properly.
[image from too old to be available]
2001-12-29 6:00:18 PM  
Sorry to clarify... she was wearing a pair of panties when we wrapped her up... and yes there were about 4 of us wrapping her, and she did not mind because we had all seen her boobies at least once before.
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