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(Some Guy)   The Bundy Manifesto. The stupid can't burn any hotter than this   ( news2share.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Bible, founding fathers, Sin, people, rancher Cliven Bundy, freedom, Ryan Bundy, Angie Huntington Bundy  
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2016-03-27 04:35:53 PM  
Love the handwritten original, that's amusing.

Lots of derp in that, I could not stand to read it all, the front end reminds me of the "statement of the witnesses" from the book of Mormon.
 
2016-03-27 04:52:59 PM  
FTFA: "We have only done those things that we have been led to do by the Holy Spirit."

The voices in your head are trying to kill you ...
 
2016-03-27 05:15:35 PM  
Give your soul to god, because your ass belongs to the government now.
 
2016-03-27 05:22:01 PM  
Do I think our stand in Oregon was worth it? Well you tell me. Has it awakened a nation to the awful situation in which we are? Are heads coming out of the sand and are eyes being opened? If so, then yes, it was worth it and it will continue to be worth it if we can live up to the next principle which is courage.
FTFA
Is this chapter in first or second Dildonians?
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He's trying to wake up the sheeple.
 
2016-03-27 05:22:03 PM  
FTA: has had it rewritten for legibility and spelling

Look, my handwriting is poor but at least I can spel.
 
2016-03-27 05:24:00 PM  
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2016-03-27 05:25:42 PM  
I luv God, not the guvermint. Yew kin kerekt my spellin but not the werds.

Sinseerlee

CB
 
2016-03-27 05:39:16 PM  
Wasn't Ryan Bundy the one that was kicked in the head as a yute?
 
2016-03-27 05:49:51 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: Wasn't Ryan Bundy the one that was kicked in the head as a yute?


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Yup. He's the brains of the operation.
 
2016-03-27 06:05:29 PM  
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2016-03-27 06:07:45 PM  
More FTFA: In review, the 1st principle is personal agency, and accountability for your choices. The 2nd is to live righteously and repent of our sins. The 3rd is to be educated, to know the truth of many things, God, freedom, agency and many more things.

I can't ... what is ... I mean ... wow.
 
2016-03-27 06:11:07 PM  
Does anyone know if they were hoomskewed?
 
2016-03-27 06:42:40 PM  
Ah...he's entered the "I Gots to Write a Manifesto to Support My Commissary Fund" portion of his incarceration...
 
2016-03-27 07:58:01 PM  
Green. Paging wearsmanyhats.

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Humanitarian? If a vegetarian eats only vegetables what does a humanitarian eat?
 
2016-03-27 08:09:13 PM  

Fingerware Error: Torgo_of_Manos: Wasn't Ryan Bundy the one that was kicked in the head as a yute?

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Yup. He's the brains of the operation.


I kinda felt bad about making fun of him, but that passed rather quickly.
 
2016-03-27 08:12:35 PM  
I was hoping all the prison pens had gold fringe.
 
2016-03-27 08:29:08 PM  
These threads are "savory beef for Americans to eat."

/don't say dildoes
 
2016-03-27 08:38:13 PM  
" The murder of our unborn babies must be stopped. Our sexual sins must be stopped."

So now the occupation was about abortions and the gays, too?
 
2016-03-27 08:40:44 PM  

ransack.: " The murder of our unborn babies must be stopped. Our sexual sins must be stopped."

So now the occupation was about abortions and the gays, too?


Translation: "If we derp hard enough, maybe we can get more of the right-wing media to back us up!"
 
2016-03-27 08:42:34 PM  
" we don't dare to do a darn thing to move about freely, to start a business, build our houses, travel about or becomes something without getting the permission of one government agency or other, permits, licenses etc... etc... THAT IS NOT FREEDOM FOLKS!"

Sounds like Ryan's not too far removed from the sovereign dingbats who make their own license plates
 
2016-03-27 08:43:30 PM  
Wow, that is 14 pounds of crazy in a 2 pound sack.
 
2016-03-27 08:44:36 PM  

ransack.: " we don't dare to do a darn thing to move about freely, to start a business, build our houses, travel about or becomes something without getting the permission of one government agency or other, permits, licenses etc... etc... THAT IS NOT FREEDOM FOLKS!"

Sounds like Ryan's not too far removed from the sovereign dingbats who make their own license plates


I thought they were straight-up sovereign citizens. Is that not the case?
 
2016-03-27 08:45:04 PM  
Yeah better burn this wisdom on to some platinum plates for future generations.  Man they really do have a highly inflated sense of self importance.
 
2016-03-27 08:45:20 PM  

ransack.: " we don't dare to do a darn thing to move about freely, to start a business, build our houses, travel about or becomes something without getting the permission of one government agency or other, permits, licenses etc... etc... THAT IS NOT FREEDOM FOLKS!"

Sounds like Ryan's not too far removed from the sovereign dingbats who make their own license plates


I do like that. "It's so unfair we have to obey traffic laws, pay slave wages and sell anything we please for any price we can get, build a house out of gasoline-soaked straw and kindling wood, and pay taxes for roads and airports....THAT'S TYRANNY, FOLKS"
 
2016-03-27 08:45:39 PM  

66ans: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


I'm always saddened that these guys have ruined what was a great American name.

/well, I guess the serial killer did it first, but at least he didn't pretend he was justified in his actions
 
2016-03-27 08:46:44 PM  

HawgWild: More FTFA: In review, the 1st principle is personal agency, and accountability for your choices. The 2nd is to live righteously and repent of our sins. The 3rd is to be educated, to know the truth of many things, God, freedom, agency and many more things.

I can't ... what is ... I mean ... wow.


What happens when you are trapped in propaganda is that the more you learn the less you know. You have to spend a lot of time on the internet thinking about things and pruning your sources of information before you can be as dumb as Yall-Queda.
 
2016-03-27 08:48:02 PM  

cryinoutloud: These threads are "savory beef for Americans to eat."

/don't say dildoes


DILDOES EVERYWHERE!
 
2016-03-27 08:48:37 PM  

foo monkey: ransack.: " we don't dare to do a darn thing to move about freely, to start a business, build our houses, travel about or becomes something without getting the permission of one government agency or other, permits, licenses etc... etc... THAT IS NOT FREEDOM FOLKS!"

Sounds like Ryan's not too far removed from the sovereign dingbats who make their own license plates

I thought they were straight-up sovereign citizens. Is that not the case?


Eh I just imagined most of the occupiers and Bundys to be like sovereign lite. I do know that Shawna Cox went full retard with that document demanding billions of dollars and punctuation in her name, though. And I guess Ryan did run from the cops in '94 because he didn't recognize them.

Maybe they were just trying to downplay the crazy in front of the cameras. Which would be impressive, because they still seem nutty as hell.
 
2016-03-27 08:51:07 PM  

Strolpol: 66ans: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I'm always saddened that these guys have ruined what was a great American name.

/well, I guess the serial killer did it first, but at least he didn't pretend he was justified in his actions


No, but he did blame it on porn.
 
2016-03-27 08:51:34 PM  
All dildo threads must include link to Friends of Malheur


 
2016-03-27 08:52:03 PM  
We hold these dildos to be self evident...
 
2016-03-27 08:52:41 PM  
I am not ashamed of what we have done in Oregon and not in Nevada. We have only done those things that we have been led to do by the Holy Spirit.

So, they outed themselves as religiously inspired terrorists?  Who didn't see that coming?
 
2016-03-27 08:52:46 PM  
Did he translate it from some golden tablets?
 
2016-03-27 08:52:53 PM  
Every time I see this guy's deformed face in a picture, I keep thinking, "Poor guy. I feel bad that he saw the Ring video and now has only seven days to live".


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2016-03-27 08:55:28 PM  

Karac: I am not ashamed of what we have done in Oregon and not in Nevada. We have only done those things that we have been led to do by the Holy Spirit.

So, they outed themselves as religiously inspired terrorists?  Who didn't see that coming?


Yeah, replace "Holy Spirit" with "Allah" and watch what happens.
 
2016-03-27 08:58:29 PM  
The Bundys need to learn their place in life: fluffer.
 
2016-03-27 08:59:32 PM  

skinink: Every time I see this guy's deformed face in a picture, I keep thinking, "Poor guy. I feel bad that he saw the Ring video and now has only seven days to live".
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2016-03-27 09:01:12 PM  

elchip: [cp91279.biography.com image 768x432]


That Bundy was quite a bit smarter.
 
2016-03-27 09:02:30 PM  

STDMan69: elchip: [cp91279.biography.com image 768x432]

That Bundy was quite a bit smarter.


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I'll add to that, same with this one.
 
2016-03-27 09:03:55 PM  

qorkfiend: Karac: I am not ashamed of what we have done in Oregon and not in Nevada. We have only done those things that we have been led to do by the Holy Spirit.

So, they outed themselves as religiously inspired terrorists?  Who didn't see that coming?

Yeah, replace "Holy Spirit" with "Allah" and watch what happens.


Holy shiat. I need someone to do this so I can troll the living shiat out of whackaloon, right wing, Trump supporting cousin.
 
2016-03-27 09:05:48 PM  
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2016-03-27 09:06:23 PM  

Fingerware Error: Do I think our stand in Oregon was worth it? Well you tell me. Has it awakened a nation to the awful situation in which we are? Are heads coming out of the sand and are eyes being opened? If so, then yes, it was worth it and it will continue to be worth it if we can live up to the next principle which is courage.
FTFA
Is this chapter in first or second Dildonians?
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He's trying to wake up the sheeple.


:/
 
2016-03-27 09:08:45 PM  
After seeing the pictures of the wildlife refuge after these assholes trashed it I have no sympathy for them at all.
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Put his dad in jail too.
 
2016-03-27 09:11:26 PM  

red5ish: After seeing the pictures of the wildlife refuge after these assholes trashed it I have no sympathy for them at all.
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Put his dad in jail too.


Addendum: If you get arrested/shot for waving your gun at law enforcement, that's ALSO not a violation of your "freedom of speech".
 
2016-03-27 09:11:32 PM  

skinink: Every time I see this guy's deformed face in a picture, I keep thinking, "Poor guy. I feel bad that he saw the Ring video and now has only seven days to live".
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I have no idea why a good plastic surgeon couldn't improve on that guy's quality of life.

They have money for all this other BS, why not 50K to get his face fixed so he can see and breathe right and etc.
 
2016-03-27 09:11:48 PM  
FTA: he wrote his full letter over a month ago, but with the help of fellow inmates, has had it rewritten for legibility and spelling.

When you have to rely on inmates to correct and clarify your writing, your parents have deeply and irrecoverably failed you.
 
2016-03-27 09:12:36 PM  

STDMan69: FTA: has had it rewritten for legibility and spelling

Look, my handwriting is poor but at least I can spel.


Unfortunately, they didn't have anyone give it a quick scan for coherency.
 
2016-03-27 09:12:48 PM  

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I've seen her from the front
I've seen her from the back
I've seen her in a chair
I've seen her in a sack
I've seen her stand
I've seen her crouch
I've seen her on our stupid couch

I do not like her in the mall
I do not like her in the hall
I do not like her in my life
I do not like my big red wife"
 
2016-03-27 09:12:50 PM  

Gyrfalcon: ransack.: " we don't dare to do a darn thing to move about freely, to start a business, build our houses, travel about or becomes something without getting the permission of one government agency or other, permits, licenses etc... etc... THAT IS NOT FREEDOM FOLKS!"

Sounds like Ryan's not too far removed from the sovereign dingbats who make their own license plates

I do like that. "It's so unfair we have to obey traffic laws, pay slave wages and sell anything we please for any price we can get, build a house out of gasoline-soaked straw and kindling wood, and pay taxes for roads and airports....THAT'S TYRANNY, FOLKS"


But they sure are upset that the government doesn't push around women, liberals, and gays enough.
 
2016-03-27 09:13:34 PM  

STDMan69: STDMan69: elchip: [cp91279.biography.com image 768x432]

That Bundy was quite a bit smarter.

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I'll add to that, same with this one.


And this one.

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