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(MDN)   Runaway cow rampage in Japan   ( mdn.mainichi.co.jp) divider line
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2001-12-29 12:29:23 AM  
Super Mecha Runaway Rampage Cow!
2001-12-29 12:29:33 AM  
Perhaps they were filming a Gateway ad.

2001-12-29 12:30:22 AM  
They're trying to get a one-up on Spain's running of the bulls.
2001-12-29 12:31:02 AM  
You think it's funny until someone gets hurt in all this. Have you ever seen a rapaging cow?

ha ha
2001-12-29 12:31:18 AM  
Tokyo is under attack!! The Evil Moo Moo Super Power! Who to save us?! GODZILLA DO!!
2001-12-29 12:32:17 AM  
Rampaging... I gotta think about getting a spellchecker.
2001-12-29 12:33:03 AM  
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Godzira will save us!
2001-12-29 12:37:02 AM  
You think it's funny until someone gets hurt in all this.

And then it's hilarity!
2001-12-29 12:39:45 AM  
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Did you know Gamera is friend to all children?
2001-12-29 12:41:29 AM  
Quick1: Quite true. ha ha
2001-12-29 12:42:58 AM  
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2001-12-29 12:43:30 AM  
You have no chance to survive make your milk.
2001-12-29 12:45:28 AM  
MOOOOOOOO, damnit!
2001-12-29 12:48:18 AM  
2001-12-29 12:49:02 AM  
Gamera is really neet, Gamera is full of meat, we believe in Ga-me-ra
2001-12-29 12:50:44 AM  
Mad Cow disease hits Japan.
2001-12-29 12:55:56 AM  
Anybody check any of the other headlines on that page? "Man starves brother to death, lives with corpse for three months." The cows are the sane ones! MOOOOOO dammit, MOOOOOO!
2001-12-29 12:57:11 AM  
Are Rosie and Oprah visiting Japan this month??
2001-12-29 01:04:36 AM  
Here in Kansas City there was a cattle drive in 1996 through the streets of downtown. It was a big publicity stunt by one of the DJs and actually a kinda cool event to let city folks see what a cattle drive is like.

Well, a bunch of cows strayed from the rest and a few of the cow punchers had to go chasing after them. A few of the cows ended up on the third or fourth level of a parking garage - they had a hell of a time getting them out of there. The cows got in amongst the cars, blocked the way of the cops and cow pokes, and then the cows started getting mad.

And of course since there were less people helping to keep the remaining cows in line even more cows started to roam off from the rest.

Unfortunately I can't find anything on google about what all happened, but it was a funny story.
2001-12-29 02:00:05 AM  
Those cows said: "Mooo"... Uh-huh Huh-huh Uh-huh-uh-uh-uh.
2001-12-29 02:20:47 AM  
Japanese cows don't go 'moo', they go 'woooooo'... (sigh).. nvm..
2001-12-29 03:23:13 AM  
"Who is driving?"
"Bear is driving!"
"Oh, no!"
2001-12-29 04:37:51 AM  
Wait... I've found #3!

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2001-12-29 06:04:36 AM  
"sing, whenever I sing, whenever I sing, whenever I sing, whenever I siiing"
2001-12-29 07:08:48 AM  
God bless you, run away cow! *sniff!*
2001-12-29 09:16:44 AM  
They were being chased by some 80 year old geyser.
2001-12-29 09:17:40 AM  
welcome to our annual cow days in south park any one for the line ride?
2001-12-29 01:29:35 PM  
That article needs more cowbell.
2001-12-29 07:10:31 PM  
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2001-12-29 07:52:34 PM  
If this were rampaging gophers they could use:
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2001-12-30 12:04:05 AM  
but three gophers won't really constitute a rampage would they. sometimes size does matter.
2001-12-30 12:08:18 AM  
yeah, I just like the gopher in death throes image.
2001-12-30 12:37:44 AM  
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Jimmy Balls: Pic reminds me of Fred Sanford.
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