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(KATU)   US Fish & Wildlife Administration take reporters on tour of Malheur refuge after Dildo House toga party   ( katu.com) divider line
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2016-03-24 05:52:07 AM  
staged
 
2016-03-24 06:19:12 AM  
Don't tread on me.

However, don't mind me while I tread all over your shiat and mess it all up.
 
2016-03-24 07:28:17 AM  
The box is hot cocoa with mini marshmallows makes it art.
 
2016-03-24 07:37:36 AM  
6.5 million, are they going to put a gold fringe around the entire building?
 
2016-03-24 08:00:06 AM  
And a nice side of petty theft of the personal possessions of the staff. Classy.
 
2016-03-24 08:04:46 AM  

CipollinaFan: 6.5 million, are they going to put a gold fringe around the entire building?


it's expensive when the government has to do something
 
2016-03-24 08:06:43 AM  

CipollinaFan: 6.5 million, are they going to put a gold fringe around the entire building?


What is your price on covering up redneck poop holes?
 
2016-03-24 08:07:50 AM  

gaspode: And a nice side of petty theft of the personal possessions of the staff. Classy.


It's not a crime if it's not specifically mentioned in the Constitution - and if it is mentioned, teabaggers and other dildoists are allowed to ignore it because freedumb.
 
2016-03-24 08:08:13 AM  
I can be there with a mop and bucket for just under 6.2 mil.
 
2016-03-24 08:09:17 AM  

STDMan69: CipollinaFan: 6.5 million, are they going to put a gold fringe around the entire building?

What is your price on covering up redneck poop holes?


Well I know a good source of cheap labor that has about 41 days of experience in the area. That should lower costs.

/especially if you make them do it by hand.
 
2016-03-24 08:10:37 AM  
Toga! Toga! Toga!

/Extremely rare Toga trifecta in play.
 
2016-03-24 08:13:13 AM  
What is the point in all the mess? Geez that is filthy, it seems not only did they not have respect for public property but none for themselves nor their compatriots.
/dildoes
 
2016-03-24 08:17:08 AM  
So they had to put 17 families up for the entire time, the plumbing and septic is screwed up, and invasive carp may have gotten in.

That bit about the employees being intimidated/threatened before the takeover really catapults this into another realm for me. This was not just planned as a property crime/suicide by cop. They were making it personal against those employees.
 
2016-03-24 08:21:01 AM  
The one thread that unites hayseed culture across the nation is being filthy.
 
2016-03-24 08:22:05 AM  

STDMan69: CipollinaFan: 6.5 million, are they going to put a gold fringe around the entire building?

What is your price on covering up redneck poop holes?


Fiddy bucks an hour if they let me use their backhoe.
 
2016-03-24 08:22:40 AM  
Jesus, I'm so glad these assholes are locked up, or soon to be locked up. Absolute scumbags.
 
2016-03-24 08:23:10 AM  
What happened to all the dildos?  Not the ones that were arrested...

/asking for a friend
 
2016-03-24 08:24:49 AM  

cretinbob: staged


I was gonna make a snarky, tongue-in-cheek reply to this. You know, mocking those who said the occupation was benign, and they weren't damaging anything etc etc...

But then I looked at the gallery, and holy fark I can't not comment on it.

How they hell did they create so much TRASH so quickly? Why did someone squeeze out a ton of cigarettes? I could have sworn someone inside claim they were booze free there, but those full bottles of liquor and six pack of Mike's Hard something-or-other say something else.

My favorite though was the wall that had been punched. Know why? Because it's a few inches away from a lightswitch. That's the punch of a jackass who has punched walls before and knows if you punch far enough (but not too far) from a switch, you won't hit a stud.

Jeebus Farking Christ. It's unreal.
 
2016-03-24 08:25:35 AM  
I do hope some of their sentence involves working on the park, like fixing trails, picking up garbage and such
 
2016-03-24 08:26:43 AM  

TenJed_77: What is the point in all the mess? Geez that is filthy, it seems not only did they not have respect for public property but none for themselves nor their compatriots.
/dildoes


They were making America great again!  When these True Patriots wrest our country back from Obama's jackbooted thugs, I promise you that there will be a broken-down 1985 Lincoln Town Car on the front lawn of every American!
 
2016-03-24 08:27:55 AM  

Malacon: cretinbob: staged

I was gonna make a snarky, tongue-in-cheek reply to this. You know, mocking those who said the occupation was benign, and they weren't damaging anything etc etc...

But then I looked at the gallery, and holy fark I can't not comment on it.

How they hell did they create so much TRASH so quickly? Why did someone squeeze out a ton of cigarettes? I could have sworn someone inside claim they were booze free there, but those full bottles of liquor and six pack of Mike's Hard something-or-other say something else.

My favorite though was the wall that had been punched. Know why? Because it's a few inches away from a lightswitch. That's the punch of a jackass who has punched walls before and knows if you punch far enough (but not too far) from a switch, you won't hit a stud.

Jeebus Farking Christ. It's unreal.


i thought there were assholes sneaking them supplies

If they were, they should be charged as accessories
 
2016-03-24 08:30:15 AM  

STDMan69: CipollinaFan: 6.5 million, are they going to put a gold fringe around the entire building?

What is your price on covering up redneck poop holes?


Why not fill the redneck poop holes with the rednecks that made the holes. 2 problems solved.
 
2016-03-24 08:30:50 AM  
I can't say I'm surprised that a bunch of petulant hypocrites on a glorified sleepover trashed a government building. I mean, of course they didn't clean; they left their wimmin at home.
 
2016-03-24 08:30:55 AM  

Rapmaster2000: TenJed_77: What is the point in all the mess? Geez that is filthy, it seems not only did they not have respect for public property but none for themselves nor their compatriots.
/dildoes

They were making America great again!  When these True Patriots wrest our country back from Obama's jackbooted thugs, I promise you that there will be a broken-down 1985 Lincoln Town Car on the front lawn of every American!


But will it be filled with trash and mold?
 
2016-03-24 08:34:08 AM  
I've seen crack houses that were better kept than that.

When I was young.
 
2016-03-24 08:36:07 AM  
Swine
 
2016-03-24 08:38:29 AM  
If that place belongs to "the people" like they claim, they are very disrespectful of "the people".
 
2016-03-24 08:42:16 AM  
The state they left the site in is pretty damn analogous to how most sane people think they'd leave the West if the dildoes won their nonsense war.
 
2016-03-24 08:44:03 AM  
Saw the Priority Mail box on the table... incoming dildos?
 
2016-03-24 08:46:06 AM  

Jebus Slaves: What happened to all the dildos?  Not the ones that were arrested...

/asking for a friend


Got some bad news.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/spend-a-day-with-the-oregon-militants​-​who-are-willing-to-die-for-their-peaceful-armed-revolt/

At the end of the road was a mess hall outfitted with an upside-down American flag. Nearly a dozen militants were out back chatting, gathered around a small wood fire. A few feet away others dug through a box of mail, throwing items, mainly sex toys, into an oil drum fire. One held up a large white cardboard cutout of a cock and balls, saying of the flag and eagle drawing on it, "At least it's patriotic," before feeding it to the flames. Another militiaman walked by with a black butt plug adorned with googly eyes, saying, "I didn't even know what this was before someone told me," as he sacrificed it. We were handed a fake plastic turd as a memento.

The mood started to curdle. "Mama Bear," one of at least a half-dozen women present, repeatedly warned she didn't want any reporting "to put us in danger." She specifically asked us not to mention the barrel of flaming dildos.
 
2016-03-24 08:47:34 AM  
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2016-03-24 08:49:21 AM  
Why are they picking on those campers. They were just camping.
 
2016-03-24 08:49:39 AM  

BolloxReader: This was not just planned as a property crime/suicide by cop.


And the potatriots still forgot snacks.
 
2016-03-24 08:52:48 AM  
Disgusting. What's up with the empty cigarettes and the huge pile of tobacco?

Why don't put all those sorry ass bastards to work, cleaning up their mess, like leg irons on chains and put them in Georgia State prison "baseball player" uniforms.
 
2016-03-24 08:52:55 AM  
Really, just get one straw man, representing the Nation of Sovereign Citizens to sign a treaty.

Each Sovereign Citizen agrees before hand to pay his full share of all damages done inside the United States by any one of their fellow Citizens. If not, each Citizen agrees to be rounded up with his fellows as an armed hostile agent of a foreign power, an enemy combatant, at it were and put in a place of safekeeping, perhaps on a palm tree island.

You can probably tell where this is leading. Yes, I am a sucker for all those Lifetime miniseries.
 
2016-03-24 08:53:55 AM  
"The landscape hasn't change, but there's a lot of work going on at the Visitor's Center."

Vanilla Isis stole the grammar and now they can only accomodate one visitor at a time.


"There are a lot of big pipes"

But at least the internet is still working.
 
2016-03-24 08:54:22 AM  

dookdookdook: Jebus Slaves: What happened to all the dildos?  Not the ones that were arrested...

/asking for a friend

Got some bad news.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/spend-a-day-with-the-oregon-militants-​who-are-willing-to-die-for-their-peaceful-armed-revolt/

>>She specifically asked us not to mention the barrel of flaming dildos.<


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2016-03-24 08:54:49 AM  
A BARREL FIRE CANT MELT DILDOS!

/seriously, it would likely just slightly deform them.
 
2016-03-24 08:55:14 AM  
How do we know it wasn't like that before they got there? Huh?
 
2016-03-24 08:57:39 AM  
Pretty much like any raider camp I've encountered in the wasteland
 
2016-03-24 08:59:34 AM  

TheDirtyNacho: Pretty much like any raider camp I've encountered in the wasteland


Including all the soiled and bloody mattresses.
 
2016-03-24 09:00:15 AM  
Well that was classy.
 
2016-03-24 09:00:29 AM  

STDMan69: A BARREL FIRE CANT MELT DILDOS!

/seriously, it would likely just slightly deform them.


Or would it just mold them into one giant superdildo?
 
2016-03-24 09:01:07 AM  
I'm guessing the government is going to be repossessing an awful lot of doublewides in the near future.
 
2016-03-24 09:01:40 AM  

CipollinaFan: TheDirtyNacho: Pretty much like any raider camp I've encountered in the wasteland

Including all the soiled and bloody mattresses.


That's the connection
 
2016-03-24 09:01:50 AM  

Jebus Slaves: What happened to all the dildos?  Not the ones that were arrested...

/asking for a friend


Hold on, I've got him on the phone now...

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2016-03-24 09:02:36 AM  

STDMan69: A BARREL FIRE CANT MELT DILDOS!

/seriously, it would likely just slightly deform them.


Thermite would melt them. Study it out.
 
2016-03-24 09:03:47 AM  

squidloe: STDMan69: A BARREL FIRE CANT MELT DILDOS!

/seriously, it would likely just slightly deform them.

Thermite would melt them. Study it out.


How many of the dildos were in the 9-11 inch range?
 
2016-03-24 09:05:51 AM  
BitwiseShift: Really, just get one straw man, representing the Nation of Sovereign Citizens to sign a treaty.
Each Sovereign Citizen agrees before hand to pay his full share of all damages done inside the United States by any one of their fellow Citizens. If not, each Citizen agrees to be rounded up with his fellows as an armed hostile agent of a foreign power, an enemy combatant, at it were and put in a place of safekeeping, perhaps on a palm tree island.
You can probably tell where this is leading. Yes, I am a sucker for all those Lifetime miniseries

I was thinking of putting them on an island and leaving them there to fight the elements on their own, all while filming themselves. Like the other extreme survival reality shows, but without any help at all. They're campers, right? They can handle this! Drop them off and let the elements and their own stupidity take their course. Would make great TV.

 
2016-03-24 09:07:05 AM  
the refuge is not specifically mentioned in their pocket constitutions, so they do not recognize its claimed right to not be trashed and shiat all over
 
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