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(Newgrounds & Synj)   Flash game where you smash gnomes with your sack. With your SACK!   ( divider line
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9529 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2001 at 1:06 PM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-28 1:10:46 PM  
Damn, my sack hurts.
2001-12-28 1:13:14 PM  
*THAT* is funny!
The music kicks ass!
2001-12-28 1:13:42 PM  
lol i smashed all the kids :/
2001-12-28 1:14:34 PM  
how exactly do you get past the little pink things without smashing them with your sack?
2001-12-28 1:15:33 PM  
Ahh, that Tom Fulp is a funny guy.
2001-12-28 1:15:47 PM  
HA!!! that is a blast. Taken straight from the world of midget porn.
2001-12-28 1:16:04 PM  
Yes, you certainly do crush them with your sack.
2001-12-28 1:16:57 PM  
Ive been doing this for years in the forest behind my house.
2001-12-28 1:18:53 PM  
Yeah! How the hell do you get past the pink ones?!?!?
2001-12-28 1:19:49 PM  
Use the left and right arrows....RTFM!
2001-12-28 1:22:19 PM  
Why does he have just one big ball??
2001-12-28 1:23:34 PM  
I wonder how he rides a bike?
2001-12-28 1:24:19 PM  
Thanks 1crzydmnd, you farken biatch.
2001-12-28 1:26:47 PM  
Should I be concerned that I got 72?

As Homer would say..."It's groin-grabbingly good!"
2001-12-28 1:31:33 PM  
Hizzout: If you got 72 I'd be afraid.. very afraid
2001-12-28 1:32:46 PM  
You have to make sure you bounce reaaaal close to the pink ones, and then jump over them. It's hard, and painful.
2001-12-28 1:33:11 PM  
That was disturbingly fun...
2001-12-28 1:39:29 PM  
Whoot five posts.

I'm on a roll, on a roll!
2001-12-28 1:42:50 PM  
Aaaaaaw ssit!
2001-12-28 1:45:31 PM  
daaaaaaaaaamn, that is hard to jump over those pink ones... I saved one of them dang bastards, tho, but the sound is making my cubicle neighbors wonder...
2001-12-28 1:46:39 PM  
Scarneck: anytime.
2001-12-28 1:57:45 PM  
I couldn't control my was all over the place! I'm guessing guys are better at this game than the girls are.
2001-12-28 2:01:02 PM  
Yes get extremely close to them and jump over. You'll get the hang of it. 82 here, till I got bored. Good music.
2001-12-28 2:02:12 PM  
"Ive been doing this for years in the forest behind my house"


Oh, this is great! Me thinks he just has a rather bad hernia which makes him bitter and want to smash little people.
2001-12-28 2:03:04 PM  
2001-12-28 2:05:20 PM  
Girly girl:
Could you smash me?
2001-12-28 2:10:41 PM  
I quit when I got to 40, my balls were turning funny colors.
2001-12-28 2:16:02 PM  
I'm getting sore just looking at that.
2001-12-28 2:17:05 PM  
between the Marilyn Hansen story and this, there seems to be a distinct scrotum theme here today.

maybe someone could post an expose on 'tea bagging' just to keep it up. (pun optional).
2001-12-28 2:20:38 PM  
Frankee-Frank-Frank "Why does he have just one big ball??"

maybe its Tom Green.
2001-12-28 2:21:10 PM  
GirlyGirl, you like gnomes? I'm one.
2001-12-28 2:22:17 PM  
High-5 Puckhead.
2001-12-28 2:35:29 PM  
Damn GirlyGirl is hot.
2001-12-28 2:36:13 PM  
GirlyGirl: Whaddya say we go get married this weekend. If Fla Chickie and SLAYERSWINE can do it, we can too.
2001-12-28 2:46:52 PM  
9/10, AnArChY: I think she's hiding.
2001-12-28 3:11:26 PM  
geez fellas - admittedly, i'm just as randy as the next farker, but all this 'Girlygirl is hot' shiat is pretty boring after the 50th post. yes, she's an attractive girl, but i see about a million billion girls per week that i would love to give a good rogering to, who cares? you people are supposed to be entertaining me while i'm not working, not making some kind of farking love connection. so get back to the (sometimes) amusing comments if you don't mind. anyway, that's MyTwoCents.
2001-12-28 3:14:03 PM  
TV: She is hot though. See what I did? I didn't leave it alone.
2001-12-28 3:17:34 PM  
What a change for the farkettes... instead of getting smacked by sacks.
2001-12-28 3:22:23 PM  
yeah, Jakjak she is pretty farkin' hot.
2001-12-28 3:24:20 PM  
Damn, right when you think you got it, you screw up and crush those pink ones. I'm throwing in the towel.
2001-12-28 3:26:33 PM  
Check out farketter "Julie." Yummy. Is there a way to list all of the farkers out here so we can check out the pictures and info without just having to see their nicknames on their posts?
2001-12-28 3:29:03 PM  
Shaggie - her picture didn't come up. All I got was the little red X.
2001-12-28 3:34:38 PM  
75 here!

And damn, Girly's hot :)
2001-12-28 3:35:00 PM  
Okay, worked when I cut and pasted the URL. Wow.
2001-12-28 3:36:40 PM  
Shaggie: That looks a lot like Alicia Silverstone to me...
2001-12-28 3:48:46 PM  
76! Whoo! I would've gotten thirteenth if I could have submitted it.
2001-12-28 3:54:17 PM  
To get over the pinkos, just sidle up next to em as close as you can get and do a right-arrow bounce over 'em. I got up to 40,
2001-12-28 3:59:59 PM  
I just got 101, is that good or bad.
2001-12-28 4:35:46 PM  
Got 73, then I got dangerous. Then I lost.
2001-12-28 4:37:43 PM  
After playing for maybe 10-15 minutes, you start to get a weird feeling. You're kinda proud, if you're doing well like me (eh heh), but after that long it really hits you that you're playing as a Gnome Hero with elephantitis of his testicle.

I'd really like to see that pansy Superman replaced with this guy tho. He's got ball(s?).
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