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(Aftenposten.no)   Hospital returns wrong woman home to son, who doesn't notice due to oxygen mask   (aftenposten.no) divider line
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3183 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2001 at 11:18 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2001-12-28 11:20:20 AM  
Mom! You've changed!
 
2001-12-28 11:21:00 AM  
The son probably figured the mom was prettier with the mask on.
 
2001-12-28 11:21:53 AM  
Hey if he signed for her he should have to keep her!
 
2001-12-28 11:21:54 AM  
::kiss::
"Glad your back"- son
"Don't know who you are, but pucker up and give me another kiss big boy."
 
2001-12-28 11:22:44 AM  
Mom, since you've come back from the hospital you're like a whole different person.
 
2001-12-28 11:29:26 AM  
RETARD!
 
2001-12-28 11:30:05 AM  
Is the father Dennis Hopper from 'Blue Velvet'?
 
2001-12-28 11:32:56 AM  
All those old people start to look alike anyway.
 
2001-12-28 11:36:02 AM  
I think we should all go to the local hospital and adopt an old person. They make good, unusual pets, like iguana. And PETA wont get on your ass for kicking them when they pee in your favorite chair.
 
2001-12-28 11:37:39 AM  
please lord, provide a photoshop to us, this is not only a stupid article but also mislabeled. Guess the drinkin' starts now!

-Rabb
 
2001-12-28 11:37:43 AM  
[image from ocean.washington.edu too old to be available]

aagh ?
 
2001-12-28 11:57:56 AM  
Rabb: photoshop candidate?


[image from liberzine.com too old to be available]

 
2001-12-28 12:01:38 PM  
So if it was not his mother then it was ok to fark her...
nevermind!!!
 
2001-12-28 12:03:26 PM  
Freckledick,
ROFL

Someone please post that picture of Hopper from "Blue Velvet"
I think I'll go get me some Nitrous today. Those always go nice with bongs.
 
2001-12-28 12:06:38 PM  
Geeze Mom, I never noticed before how big your tis are!
 
2001-12-28 12:07:37 PM  
tits
 
2001-12-28 12:08:30 PM  
"Unfortunately there was a mix-up during the busy Christmas season"
must be busy in the old woman delivery service around christmas?
 
2001-12-28 12:13:02 PM  
If I keep her do I get her life insurance?
 
2001-12-28 12:16:48 PM  
Scarneck: That was excellent. The only problem is they're harder to bathe and they smell worse than a pig farm. When they try to talk at you you can't understand them but they're persistent and shuffle around after you repeating the same noises over & over. Also, if old people are treated like pets then I'm sure that PETA will get involved.
 
2001-12-28 12:19:07 PM  
People for the
Ethical
Treatment of the
Aged
 
2001-12-28 12:19:16 PM  
PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of the Aged....huuummmm
 
2001-12-28 12:29:17 PM  
Whatta facelift!
 
2001-12-28 12:31:48 PM  
Momma...your vagina is much tighter.
 
2001-12-28 12:31:53 PM  
Gee Mom, what big teeth you've got.
 
2001-12-28 12:33:12 PM  
PuckFitt - How can anything be tight when your 95?
 
2001-12-28 12:34:48 PM  
Caboozy - It's all RELATIVE...get it....RELATIVE...
 
2001-12-28 12:37:55 PM  
Ugh! You slay me.
 
2001-12-28 12:40:05 PM  
BenJammin - that story has been written. It's called the big bad wolf
 
2001-12-28 12:41:42 PM  
Big Bad Wolf - huh?
 
2001-12-28 12:45:03 PM  
Caboozy
Yes Big Bad Wolf

What big eyes you have....oh...sorry...those are your nipples.
 
2001-12-28 12:55:54 PM  
Sweetie, that's Little Red Riding Hood...and yes, my nipples are big, but that's neither here nor there...
 
2001-12-28 1:00:31 PM  
OK...I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your IV stand down.
Christ...I farked that up. Uhhh...big nipples? Tell me MORE.
 
2001-12-28 1:03:07 PM  
Please keep my IV standing....I need my drugs.
Big nipples are, as you said, relative.
 
2001-12-28 1:08:41 PM  
Caboozy - Stop it. This is not a sex line. OK...go head go head
 
2001-12-28 1:11:31 PM  
How did this conversation turn from loose old women (as in not tight) to my big nipples?? hmmmmmmm

This might be a photoshop waiting to happen...
 
2001-12-28 1:16:27 PM  
Well...not sure my self. But this photoshop sounds like an idea.
 
2001-12-28 1:21:00 PM  
Now if I only had a picture of myself. I'll work on that this weekend during NY Eve celebrations.
 
2001-12-28 1:22:13 PM  
Caboozy - Please....make it so
 
2001-12-28 1:27:43 PM  
Sugar, I do need someone to take that picture...
 
2001-12-28 3:23:03 PM  
"Sugar..."?

Caboozy, y'all musta migrated to Chicago from the warmer locations in the south.

Hey, I'll take the photo....maybe a whole series ;)
 
2001-12-28 3:31:53 PM  
"You're not my Mom!"

"No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
 
2001-12-28 4:02:03 PM  
"Unfortunately there was a mix-up during the busy Christmas season. The mistake was noticed at once, so we did not send Ragna Ellingsen on to a nursing home," said hospital spokesman Jon Arne Fauskanger.

Yeah, good idea. Noone will notice just one person mixed up.
 
2001-12-28 4:27:27 PM  
The Tick - Y'all come up to Chi-town and we'll go through a whole roll....
 
2001-12-28 4:52:45 PM  
Caboozy, "Chi-town" now has a whole new image in my mind

.......mmmmmmmmmmm ta-ta's
 
2001-12-28 4:56:50 PM  
TheTick - Remember, it's cold here...
 
2001-12-28 5:00:48 PM  
Caboozy, the image is causing me to lose my mind!

....mmmmmmm a mind is a terrible thing to lose
 
2001-12-28 5:03:31 PM  
Ha! I love it! I'm hungry for a Tick/PuckFitt sandwich.
 
2001-12-28 5:05:55 PM  
You know that doctor sat there saying[image from 216.222.168.15 too old to be available]
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[image from 216.222.168.15 too old to be available]
 
2001-12-28 6:07:39 PM  
Big deal, this happens to babies all the time.
Scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel: You are so going to hell for that Fug post.
 
2001-12-28 6:10:41 PM  
Caboozy, I think that I am in love with you....but I do not want to share:(
 
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