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(Gawker)   The Branch Dildonians could be in prison for twenty years. That's a lot of batteries   ( gawker.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Burns, Oregon, Oregon, Paiute, Crime, Harney County, Oregon, Malheur wildlife refuge, English-language films, father Cliven Bundy  
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2016-03-10 08:04:18 AM  
I thought if it needed batteries it is a vibrator.
 
2016-03-10 08:10:09 AM  
Didonians?

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/Goddamn that woman is hot...
 
2016-03-10 08:10:49 AM  
good
 
2016-03-10 08:24:25 AM  
added to wiki.  And the story continues

/didos?
//dildos
///ok, vibrators too
 
2016-03-10 08:30:24 AM  
For a group of independent patriots who are anti-government they sure have gone out of their way to make sure they are fully dependent on the government.  Damn moochers!! They need to get a job and stop taking my tax money!
 
2016-03-10 08:40:48 AM  
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2016-03-10 08:45:57 AM  
I've never seen this one, but it works now.
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2016-03-10 08:51:27 AM  
One of the militia members, Sean Anderson, is accused of "depredation of government property" for his "excavation" of land on the refuge. He is also accused of using "heavy equipment" to damage "an archaeological site considered sacred to the Burns Paiute Tribe." He could face up to 10 years for the destruction charge.

I wonder how they knew who did it?
It's not like they were live streaming their crimes, because that would be stupid.
 
2016-03-10 08:54:39 AM  

CipollinaFan: It's not like they were live streaming their crimes, because that would be stupid


These dildos are an FBI wet dream... They did the bulk of the FBI's work for them by filming just about every idiotic, destructive thing they did.

Hell, they even filmed that tarp asshole threatening a "blood bath" before the OSP shot his dumb ass dead.
 
2016-03-10 09:06:12 AM  

STDMan69: I've never seen this one, but it works now.
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Oh, that's just fantastic.  Stolen.
 
2016-03-10 09:08:10 AM  
Well then, they should be just fine, right?

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2016-03-10 09:08:25 AM  
One of the militia members, Sean Anderson, is accused of "depredation of government property" for his "excavation" of land on the refuge. He is also accused of using "heavy equipment" to damage "an archaeological site considered sacred to the Burns Paiute Tribe."

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That farking fatass is heavy equipment.
 
2016-03-10 09:10:22 AM  
They're gonna need more snacks.
 
2016-03-10 09:10:24 AM  
I hope prison has lots of things to keep them .... occupied.
 
2016-03-10 09:11:54 AM  
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2016-03-10 09:12:03 AM  

ChipNASA: Well then, they should be just fine, right?

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Does anyone know what the feds did with that barrel?  I'm asking for a friend.
 
2016-03-10 09:13:46 AM  
So was it worth it guys?

20 years in prison or just pay your goddam grazing rights.

Seems like an easy choice to me.

As expected, your tantrum has changed NOTHING.

Go cry where we can`t see you. Assholes.
 
2016-03-10 09:14:08 AM  

STDMan69: I thought if it needed batteries it is a vibrator.


It's a vibrator if the batteries power a small electric motor with an eccentric weight on the end of the motor shaft.  They now have light up dildos with battery packs for the lights.
 
2016-03-10 09:15:41 AM  
And they are still pulling Sovereign Citizen bullshiat.

Ryan Bundy, last seen poking ineptly at his phone during the Finicum stop is going to represent himself. Ammon Bundy is demanding his rights be read to him every time he is in court.

Good luck with that, cretins.
 
2016-03-10 09:15:45 AM  
Ah, couple of decades to work on their race relations. It should be an enlightening time for the Dildoians.
 
2016-03-10 09:15:46 AM  
Aaaaaaand nothing of value was lost.

/except for tax dollars to support those idiots in prison
 
2016-03-10 09:17:00 AM  

Praise Cheesus: STDMan69: I thought if it needed batteries it is a vibrator.

It's a vibrator if the batteries power a small electric motor with an eccentric weight on the end of the motor shaft.  They now have light up dildos with battery packs for the lights.


For when you need to see your way into the hole
 
2016-03-10 09:18:36 AM  
They will be held in Top Secret facilities...
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2016-03-10 09:19:24 AM  
Thats interesting.  I  am 100% positive that if I had been armed and on federal land holding it by force to keep out law enforcement that I in fact would not serve 20 years in prison, or even 1 year in prison.
I would be farking dead because the cops would have farking shot me.

The lesson I guess is that if you are going to commit multiple felonies, put it on youtube.
 
2016-03-10 09:19:48 AM  

BSABSVR: Ryan Bundy, last seen poking ineptly at his phone during the Finicum stop is going to represent himself


Good luck with that.  Most pro se defendants just end up pissing off the judge (who levies the sentence) and jury (who determines your guilt or innocence) with their obstructionist attitudes.
 
2016-03-10 09:20:16 AM  
I hope the government makes them pay "grazing fees" to get into the cafeteria at the prison.
 
2016-03-10 09:20:48 AM  
Freedom isn't free, boys. Neither are D-cell batteries.
 
2016-03-10 09:21:10 AM  
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2016-03-10 09:21:11 AM  
And yet, only one banker was convicted and sentenced to 30 months after the '08 financial crisis.
 
2016-03-10 09:21:55 AM  
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2016-03-10 09:21:58 AM  

monoski: I hope the government makes them pay "grazing fees" to get into the cafeteria at the prison.


Is that the new euphemism for "tossing a salad" ?
 
2016-03-10 09:22:16 AM  
They will get parole after a few years,  Most will probably end up back in jail due to parole weapons violations after posting pictures of themselves online defying the evil feds.
 
2016-03-10 09:22:24 AM  
But who will have sex with the cattle?
 
2016-03-10 09:23:14 AM  

Praise Cheesus: STDMan69: I thought if it needed batteries it is a vibrator.

It's a vibrator if the batteries power a small electric motor with an eccentric weight on the end of the motor shaft.  They now have light up dildos with battery packs for the lights.


Guys!  Guys!  Can't it be a vibrator AND a dildo?
 
2016-03-10 09:23:26 AM  

Praise Cheesus: STDMan69: I thought if it needed batteries it is a vibrator.

It's a vibrator if the batteries power a small electric motor with an eccentric weight on the end of the motor shaft.  They now have light up dildos with battery packs for the lights.


As soon as I posted that I knew I would be corrected.
 
2016-03-10 09:23:38 AM  
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2016-03-10 09:24:32 AM  
I find it funny that so very many farkers are saying fark these guys for defying federal law, yet I see the same people pro weed, fark the cops, and all that.
 
2016-03-10 09:25:20 AM  
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of traitors. The one thing I hope they don't get however is mandatory sentencing, it is BS and how this whole drama started.
 
2016-03-10 09:25:51 AM  

keylock71: CipollinaFan: It's not like they were live streaming their crimes, because that would be stupid

These dildos are an FBI wet dream... They did the bulk of the FBI's work for them by filming just about every idiotic, destructive thing they did.

Hell, they even filmed that tarp asshole threatening a "blood bath" before the OSP shot his dumb ass dead.


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2016-03-10 09:27:23 AM  

GDubDub: I find it funny that so very many farkers are saying fark these guys for defying federal law, yet I see the same people pro weed, fark the cops, and all that.


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2016-03-10 09:27:24 AM  

kabloink: They will get parole after a few years,  Most will probably end up back in jail due to parole weapons violations after posting pictures of themselves online defying the evil feds.


There is no parole at the Federal level.
 
2016-03-10 09:27:27 AM  
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2016-03-10 09:27:41 AM  

stonelotus: ChipNASA: Well then, they should be just fine, right?

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Does anyone know what the feds did with that barrel?  I'm asking for a friend.


The 55 gallon drum was seized by the FBI. The 44 gallons were logged into the evidence locker. The 33 gallons were inspected by forensic investigators.

/cop math
 
2016-03-10 09:28:08 AM  
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2016-03-10 09:28:27 AM  

GDubDub: I find it funny that so very many farkers are saying fark these guys for defying federal law, yet I see the same people pro weed, fark the cops, and all that.


Weed's legal.  We're past that.  They sell it at the corner store.

(Oh wait, you live in that America.)
 
2016-03-10 09:29:09 AM  

STDMan69: GDubDub: I find it funny that so very many farkers are saying fark these guys for defying federal law, yet I see the same people pro weed, fark the cops, and all that.

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There's one every thread.
 
2016-03-10 09:30:22 AM  

GDubDub: I find it funny that so very many farkers are saying fark these guys for defying federal law, yet I see the same people pro weed, fark the cops, and all that.


It's funny that you ever compared things and thought you were good at it.
 
2016-03-10 09:31:07 AM  
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2016-03-10 09:31:16 AM  
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2016-03-10 09:32:24 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: And yet, only one banker was convicted and sentenced to 30 months after the '08 financial crisis.


Too big to jail?
 
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