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2016-03-03 04:04:12 PM  
Ya know, the main thing I was thinking during the dildo-extravaganza was that people sending aid (snacks) could be considered as providing aid to a felony.

Dildos could be considered "aid and comfort", I hope no dildo mailers get in trouble, but would not be shocked if some did
 
2016-03-03 04:28:31 PM  
Jerry DeLemus, co-chair of Veterans for Trump in New Hampshire

Yeah - definitely not a campaign official.  He's one of those guys who really wants to think his group has clout and who hangs around county party meetings hoping for a delegate spot to the State convention, thinks of himself as a grassroots organizer... and everyone else thinks he's just pathetic.

Oh, and married to a state legislator.  Yeah, this is an important guy for Trump.  Definitely. ::roll eyes::
 
2016-03-03 05:02:09 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jerry DeLemus, co-chair of Veterans for Trump in New Hampshire

Yeah - definitely not a campaign official.  He's one of those guys who really wants to think his group has clout and who hangs around county party meetings hoping for a delegate spot to the State convention, thinks of himself as a grassroots organizer... and everyone else thinks he's just pathetic.

Oh, and married to a state legislator.  Yeah, this is an important guy for Trump.  Definitely. ::roll eyes::


Well, it WOULD explain why the Branch Dildonians were so certain that Trump would show up at Malheur and take their side, and somehow fix everything.  They made several comments from Y'All Qaeda's HQ there that they expected Trump to visit and he'd understand their plight and help them.

If someone tied to them, that they were in contact with, was tied, however loosely, to Trump's campaign, they probably thought they had enough pull to get him to show up, and expect him to magically just fire the feds or buy the refuge and give it to them or something.
 
2016-03-03 05:04:37 PM  
Was anybody else disturbed by the fact they wanted to arouse Trump?
 
2016-03-03 05:05:01 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jerry DeLemus, co-chair of Veterans for Trump in New Hampshire

Yeah - definitely not a campaign official.  He's one of those guys who really wants to think his group has clout and who hangs around county party meetings hoping for a delegate spot to the State convention, thinks of himself as a grassroots organizer... and everyone else thinks he's just pathetic.

Oh, and married to a state legislator.  Yeah, this is an important guy for Trump.  Definitely. ::roll eyes::


FTFA: "Trump announced that he was forming Veterans for Trump in July and named DeLemus among the co-chairs."
 
2016-03-03 05:05:08 PM  
They also got Mel and Davey Bundy, Eric Parker (sniper of the bridge dood) and Steve Stewart today
 
2016-03-03 05:11:36 PM  

Horn: They also got Mel and Davey Bundy, Eric Parker (sniper of the bridge dood) and Steve Stewart today


Got a link?  I heard they got Eric Parker earlier but havent found any corroborating information.
 
2016-03-03 05:11:49 PM  
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2016-03-03 05:12:17 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jerry DeLemus, co-chair of Veterans for Trump in New Hampshire

Yeah - definitely not a campaign official.  He's one of those guys who really wants to think his group has clout and who hangs around county party meetings hoping for a delegate spot to the State convention, thinks of himself as a grassroots organizer... and everyone else thinks he's just pathetic.

Oh, and married to a state legislator.  Yeah, this is an important guy for Trump.  Definitely. ::roll eyes::


Yeah, I really don't want President Drumpf-aloompa, but even I cannot pretend this guys is a member of Trump's staff. He's just indicative of the kind of people who have been waiting for their own bully to be president.
 
2016-03-03 05:13:20 PM  

Horn: They also got Mel and Davey Bundy, Eric Parker (sniper of the bridge dood) and Steve Stewart today


Here is out-of-body-experience Nelson saying "ha ha":
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2016-03-03 05:14:00 PM  
I wonder if this guy is an outlier or if Trump has more militia types on his payroll because the latter would scare me a bit.
 
2016-03-03 05:14:07 PM  

Horn: They also got Mel and Davey Bundy, Eric Parker (sniper of the bridge dood) and Steve Stewart today


source?
 
2016-03-03 05:14:45 PM  

Hack Patooey: Horn: They also got Mel and Davey Bundy, Eric Parker (sniper of the bridge dood) and Steve Stewart today

Got a link?  I heard they got Eric Parker earlier but havent found any corroborating information.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcpuOIYWIAAq5Hy.jpg:large  Best I've gotten so far from Gargoyle's tweet
 
2016-03-03 05:15:05 PM  

Ardilla: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jerry DeLemus, co-chair of Veterans for Trump in New Hampshire

Yeah - definitely not a campaign official.  He's one of those guys who really wants to think his group has clout and who hangs around county party meetings hoping for a delegate spot to the State convention, thinks of himself as a grassroots organizer... and everyone else thinks he's just pathetic.

Oh, and married to a state legislator.  Yeah, this is an important guy for Trump.  Definitely. ::roll eyes::

FTFA: "Trump announced that he was forming Veterans for Trump in July and named DeLemus among the co-chairs."


That line seems like typical TPM bullshiat. Really, Trump took the time to personally name co-chairs for all 50 states.
 
2016-03-03 05:15:28 PM  

Marshal Tito: Was anybody else disturbed by the fact they wanted to arouse Trump?


They'd have to get in line behind Ivanka.
 
2016-03-03 05:16:08 PM  
Also, the Bundy Ranch FB page is reporting same.
 
2016-03-03 05:16:09 PM  
Haha!!!!
 
2016-03-03 05:16:21 PM  

Horn: They also got Mel and Davey Bundy, Eric Parker (sniper of the bridge dood) and Steve Stewart today


Yep, they're flipping out over at the Bundy Ranch FB page.  Lots of crying eagles and THIS MEANS WAR!!!!! going on.
 
2016-03-03 05:16:27 PM  
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2016-03-03 05:16:39 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jerry DeLemus, co-chair of Veterans for Trump in New Hampshire

Yeah - definitely not a campaign official.  He's one of those guys who really wants to think his group has clout and who hangs around county party meetings hoping for a delegate spot to the State convention, thinks of himself as a grassroots organizer... and everyone else thinks he's just pathetic.

Oh, and married to a state legislator.  Yeah, this is an important guy for Trump.  Definitely. ::roll eyes::


Came to say, "Congratulations!  You can be a part of a volunteer organization supporting a candidate, and be called one of their Campaign Officials!".

Surprised article didn't call him a Senior Trump Advisor, or a Top Campaign Insider, though usually those titles go to anonymous people.
 
2016-03-03 05:18:10 PM  
Christ, what a gaping asshole.
 
2016-03-03 05:18:22 PM  
 
2016-03-03 05:18:50 PM  

El_Swino: Horn: They also got Mel and Davey Bundy, Eric Parker (sniper of the bridge dood) and Steve Stewart today

Yep, they're flipping out over at the Bundy Ranch FB page.  Lots of crying eagles and THIS MEANS WAR!!!!! going on.


Huh, well if true, I guess this shoots down one of Fark's prevailing theories about Parker (that he turned State's Evidence)
 
2016-03-03 05:19:08 PM  

El_Swino: Horn: They also got Mel and Davey Bundy, Eric Parker (sniper of the bridge dood) and Steve Stewart today

Yep, they're flipping out over at the Bundy Ranch FB page.  Lots of crying eagles and THIS MEANS WAR!!!!! going on.


If it didn't involve endangering others, I would dare them to try again.

But they are pussies.
 
2016-03-03 05:20:22 PM  

Horn: They also got Mel and Davey Bundy, Eric Parker (sniper of the bridge dood) and Steve Stewart today


Eric Parker's neo-nazi brother threatened reprisals if Eric was arrested.
 
2016-03-03 05:21:23 PM  
 
2016-03-03 05:22:37 PM  
"Lemus told Reuters at the time that he wanted to tell Trump "the whole story" of the Oregon occupation, adding that he expected the story would "arouse" the real estate mogul and inspire him to head West."

Ewwww.

"Susan DeLemus also spent time in the media spotlight recently for defending Trump against Pope Francis, whom she called the "anti-Christ." She later told Politico that she was referring to the papacy, not Francis in particular."

Oh....well that's much more rational then.
 
2016-03-03 05:22:38 PM  

Silverstaff: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jerry DeLemus, co-chair of Veterans for Trump in New Hampshire

Yeah - definitely not a campaign official.  He's one of those guys who really wants to think his group has clout and who hangs around county party meetings hoping for a delegate spot to the State convention, thinks of himself as a grassroots organizer... and everyone else thinks he's just pathetic.

Oh, and married to a state legislator.  Yeah, this is an important guy for Trump.  Definitely. ::roll eyes::

Well, it WOULD explain why the Branch Dildonians were so certain that Trump would show up at Malheur and take their side, and somehow fix everything.  They made several comments from Y'All Qaeda's HQ there that they expected Trump to visit and he'd understand their plight and help them.

If someone tied to them, that they were in contact with, was tied, however loosely, to Trump's campaign, they probably thought they had enough pull to get him to show up, and expect him to magically just fire the feds or buy the refuge and give it to them or something.


well, they aren't very bright, so I imagine that could happen.
 
2016-03-03 05:24:11 PM  
2 more Bundys arrested, that's dad and 4 sons in jail now.
 
2016-03-03 05:25:00 PM  
I *Gotta* stock up on more popcorn.

There's a place nearby that carries salted caramel kettle corn, drizzled with melted chocolate.  Whenever I open a bag of that stuff, I always end up inhaling the whole thing.
 
2016-03-03 05:26:26 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: I *Gotta* stock up on more popcorn.

There's a place nearby that carries salted caramel kettle corn, drizzled with melted chocolate.  Whenever I open a bag of that stuff, I always end up inhaling the whole thing.


I'd kill for some Garrett's cheese popcorn right now.
 
2016-03-03 05:27:26 PM  

Horn: Also, the Bundy Ranch FB page is reporting same.


1. I didn't know they had a FB Page for their dumbassery (but was not surprised).

2. I clicked on it, and you know how FB has that little section that tells you about friends who like that page?  I've got someone on my friends list who apparently liked it.  Now I have to wonder if it's worth keeping that friend around, if he "likes" the Dildo Battalion.

3. Reading the posts on there and comments on there is gold.
 
2016-03-03 05:27:49 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jerry DeLemus, co-chair of Veterans for Trump in New Hampshire

Yeah - definitely not a campaign official.  He's one of those guys who really wants to think his group has clout and who hangs around county party meetings hoping for a delegate spot to the State convention, thinks of himself as a grassroots organizer... and everyone else thinks he's just pathetic.

Oh, and married to a state legislator. Yeah, this is an important guy for Trump.  Definitely. ::roll eyes::


Susan DeLemus. She's a birther, tea bagger and all around lunatic. Normal people avoid her like the plague.
 
2016-03-03 05:28:46 PM  

nuromutt: 2 more Bundys arrested, that's dad and 4 sons in jail now.


Jailed with Children
 
2016-03-03 05:30:23 PM  
Veterans for a draft dodging POS?
 
2016-03-03 05:31:15 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: nuromutt: 2 more Bundys arrested, that's dad and 4 sons in jail now.

Jailed with Children


I can only imagine that if this entire standoff happened while Married: With Children was still on the air, they'd get so much mileage out of it. . .there finally managed to be a screw-up bigger than Al.

(Or they'd take news footage and clips of people talking about what a national embarrassment Bundy is, and do a parody of it with Al having his own little showdown over some nonsense)
 
2016-03-03 05:33:24 PM  

scumshine: Veterans for a draft dodging POS?


You'd be a-farking-mazed how many veterans and servicemembers are utterly enthralled by Trump.

/Military
//Can't stand Trump, disgusted by how many of my brothers-in-arms adore him.
///Bernie loyalist
 
2016-03-03 05:34:03 PM  

Silverstaff: CodeMonkey4Life: nuromutt: 2 more Bundys arrested, that's dad and 4 sons in jail now.

Jailed with Children

I can only imagine that if this entire standoff happened while Married: With Children was still on the air, they'd get so much mileage out of it. . .there finally managed to be a screw-up bigger than Al.

(Or they'd take news footage and clips of people talking about what a national embarrassment Bundy is, and do a parody of it with Al having his own little showdown over some nonsense)


They had King Kong Bundy show up as a Bundy relative, they could do the same with these guys. Although they fit the description of Peggy's side of the family (the Wankers) better
 
2016-03-03 05:34:50 PM  
FTA: "Veterans for Trump"

WTF?
 
2016-03-03 05:34:59 PM  

El_Swino: http://www.sltrib.com/home/3611906-155/bundy-family-member-arrested-i​n​-utah

http://freakoutnation.com/2016/03/fbi-raids-going-down-more-bundys-arr​ested-eric-parker-and-other-militants/


yass

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss

so good
 
2016-03-03 05:36:07 PM  

Foundling: FTA: "Never-Enlisted Stolen Valor Veterans for Trump"

WTF?

 
2016-03-03 05:36:45 PM  
Is this a Stolen Valor guy, or was he just supporting the other Stolen Valor guys?
 
2016-03-03 05:36:48 PM  

Cletus C.: Ardilla: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jerry DeLemus, co-chair of Veterans for Trump in New Hampshire

Yeah - definitely not a campaign official.  He's one of those guys who really wants to think his group has clout and who hangs around county party meetings hoping for a delegate spot to the State convention, thinks of himself as a grassroots organizer... and everyone else thinks he's just pathetic.

Oh, and married to a state legislator.  Yeah, this is an important guy for Trump.  Definitely. ::roll eyes::

FTFA: "Trump announced that he was forming Veterans for Trump in July and named DeLemus among the co-chairs."

That line seems like typical TPM bullshiat. Really, Trump took the time to personally name co-chairs for all 50 states.


https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-announces​-​the-formation-of-veterans-for-trump-coalition-in
 
2016-03-03 05:36:53 PM  

Silverstaff: Horn: Also, the Bundy Ranch FB page is reporting same.

1. I didn't know they had a FB Page for their dumbassery (but was not surprised).

2. I clicked on it, and you know how FB has that little section that tells you about friends who like that page?  I've got someone on my friends list who apparently liked it.  Now I have to wonder if it's worth keeping that friend around, if he "likes" the Dildo Battalion.

3. Reading the posts on there and comments on there is gold.


Well, in fairness, many of us from the "Snacks for YallQaeda" page hang there, because, you know, snacks - so don't cut 'em off just yet :) It is a goldmine for sovcit lunacy
 
2016-03-03 05:37:38 PM  

El_Swino: Horn: They also got Mel and Davey Bundy, Eric Parker (sniper of the bridge dood) and Steve Stewart today

Yep, they're flipping out over at the Bundy Ranch FB page.  Lots of crying eagles and THIS MEANS WAR!!!!! going on.


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2016-03-03 05:37:47 PM  

nuromutt: 2 more Bundys arrested, that's dad and 4 sons in jail now.


10 kids to go.
 
2016-03-03 05:38:22 PM  
The dildos are more in favor of Cruz, since he promised to give the land back to the states.

/so the states can sell it to the kochs, lds, or china, but whatever.
 
2016-03-03 05:39:20 PM  
A few hours ago someone started a GoFundMe for DeLemus. Couldn't have been someone close to him, since they misspelled his name "Delumas". It got taken down within a couple hours.

/oh yeah, paging wearsmanyhats
 
2016-03-03 05:40:48 PM  

Silverstaff: CodeMonkey4Life: nuromutt: 2 more Bundys arrested, that's dad and 4 sons in jail now.

Jailed with Children

I can only imagine that if this entire standoff happened while Married: With Children was still on the air, they'd get so much mileage out of it. . .there finally managed to be a screw-up bigger than Al.

(Or they'd take news footage and clips of people talking about what a national embarrassment Bundy is, and do a parody of it with Al having his own little showdown over some nonsense)


something like this?
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/also, dildo
 
2016-03-03 05:41:16 PM  

El_Swino: Horn: They also got Mel and Davey Bundy, Eric Parker (sniper of the bridge dood) and Steve Stewart today

Yep, they're flipping out over at the Bundy Ranch FB page.  Lots of crying eagles and THIS MEANS WAR!!!!! going on.


yeah ok

they'll might could get on that war thing just as soon's Lurleen brings'im them orthopedic crocs and charges up the ol' Jazzy Plus what for

fat farking idiots
 
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