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(Detroit Free Press)   Showing butt crack is "in"   ( divider line
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12844 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2001 at 9:13 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-28 9:16:31 AM  
the then goatse_cx man has already won.
2001-12-28 9:17:40 AM  
Just say no to crack.
2001-12-28 9:19:13 AM  
crack is good
2001-12-28 9:19:37 AM  
2001-12-28 9:20:06 AM  
is the Jury still out on cock and ball torture?

2001-12-28 9:23:24 AM  
ooooookie dokie, another photoshop for those of us that are not here at midnight please

2001-12-28 9:24:20 AM  
Mmmmm, butt crack

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2001-12-28 9:25:06 AM  
Yes, but was crack ever actually out?
2001-12-28 9:25:48 AM  
I do like crack from here to there.
I like crack anywhere.
Crack with a fox.
Crack in a box.
Crack in the rain.
Crack on a train.
Crack with a goat
and on a boat.
Crack in my house.
Crack with a mouse.
Thank you, thank you.
Sam I am.
2001-12-28 9:27:26 AM  
Is it just me, or did anyone else hear the collective sigh of relief from the male population of Alabama that the world has finally figured out what they've been doing for years?

Butt-crack = Good

Now, if only beer-stained, sweat-stained, "wife-beaters" with a little RedMan on them would catch on...
2001-12-28 9:29:03 AM  
Crack was never out. Every time a 250 pound woman tries to squeeze into a medium pair of 80's style stretch pants or a 300 pound man tries to fit in 34" waist trousers crack kills. Please: keep your hairy asses to yourselves.
2001-12-28 9:29:16 AM  
Here's a selection:

/Choi's 20-year-old sister, Alicia, said she and her sister are just following the example of celebrities in magazines.

"They kind of brainwash us that it's sexy," Alicia Choi said./

'I'm at the mercy of the printed word... or the pictures, anyway. Please treat me like a child until I'm 25!'

I'll bet she takes responsibility for her actions when her parents approve. Probably gets $100 for every B or higher or something.
2001-12-28 9:29:27 AM  
CABT: looking at that pic is a little cock and ball torture in itself.
2001-12-28 9:29:57 AM  
Believe it or not, these jeans are actually comfortable to wear as least I think so.
2001-12-28 9:31:04 AM  
Alabama is celebrating the fact that the crack is "in". Think how they will react if Mullets come back in style...
2001-12-28 9:31:35 AM  
FLA Chickie: Then, show up a pick of your crack in those pants! :P
2001-12-28 9:32:47 AM  

Somebody forgot to tell Billy Ray Cyrus that they were out.
2001-12-28 9:32:53 AM  
Gotta love serious journalism. The writer used the terms "upper booty", "butt cleavage", "booty checks", "gluteal divide", and "southern exposure epidemic" all in one article.

Good thing he had his ass-thesaurus handy...
2001-12-28 9:33:19 AM  
Wow.. major typing issues today, that was supposed to be "show us a pic of your crack"
2001-12-28 9:34:54 AM  
"Sllllaaaaavvveeeeee to the traffic light."
2001-12-28 9:36:28 AM  
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Ya gotta believe Rikishi likes this development
2001-12-28 9:37:44 AM  
It's spelled the-sore-ass ChernobylOne.
2001-12-28 9:38:44 AM  
Crack kills. Especially when it is butt crack in too-tight pants. People have no consideration for others.
2001-12-28 9:40:56 AM  
Fb-: then goatse_cx man has already won.

Wait a minute,... Does that mean you've already won?
2001-12-28 9:42:30 AM  
Farkwoman: Okay, what exactly is that? I mean how many men actually wear those?
2001-12-28 9:44:03 AM  
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butt cleavage pioneer, nikka costa.
2001-12-28 9:44:28 AM  
FLA Chickie - Only the gay ones....
2001-12-28 9:44:45 AM  
It's a great place to keep and extra pen, or your sunglasses, or even a spare buck or two. On holidays, I put pretty flowers in mine.
2001-12-28 9:45:42 AM  
Theeth are the panth with the thongth thticking out, right?
2001-12-28 9:45:43 AM  
Only a homo would wear something like that. Please the article referenced only females not males!
2001-12-28 9:46:36 AM  
Low cut jeans and belly shirts get me through the week. I think some old man must be the fashion god cause what is fashionable for ladies is always a new way to look at T&A for guys. Now remember when 'sagging' was cool, except is was mostly teenage boys were really big pants to low, Some genius figured hey, tighten up those pants cut off the part for the belt and sell them to girls, brilliant. I love a nice firm booty.
2001-12-28 9:46:59 AM  
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2001-12-28 9:47:35 AM  
Now thats a nice crack!!!
2001-12-28 9:47:48 AM  
"With all the training I've had, and all the experience, I never thought I'd have to do booty checks," said Don Krueger, principal at Milwaukee's South Division High School.

Yeah,'re a principal at a high school and you've never done a booty check before. Uh huh...PERV!!!!
2001-12-28 9:49:49 AM  
Farkwoman: Some of us read this at work, can you ease up on the pictures?
2001-12-28 9:49:51 AM  
Quirked: Bravo for finding that!
2001-12-28 9:50:30 AM  
"They kind of brainwash us that it's sexy," Alicia Choi said."

They used to say that parachute pants, leg warmers, crimped hair, big bangle jobangles, lace, enormous bows, stonewashed jeans, and Sporto boots were sexy too...

2001-12-28 9:51:20 AM  
Please disregard Phxtony comments-he/she is farked up in the head. Or should I say he's got his/her head in up his/her crack!!!
2001-12-28 9:52:57 AM  
Yeah, its a blast scrolling down the page and seeing a leather-clad ass staring you in the face.

(For the record, Im male, hetero, and would gladly drool at the pictures if I wasnt sitting in the office).
2001-12-28 9:53:35 AM  
And the public wonders why a pedaphile becomes a pedaphile with teenie girl fashion the way it is. If you show the butt crack we will look at the butt crack.

Turn off ya' cellphones, look decent, and do some algebra ya' stupid 12 year old teenie boppers.
2001-12-28 9:53:37 AM  
It reminds me of that Saturday Night Live cartoon bit with Madonna.
2001-12-28 9:55:50 AM  
if the butt crack is in, then the fat chicks have already won...
2001-12-28 9:56:58 AM  
You know I bought the Victoria's Secret underwear for 'low pants' and it still isn't low enough.... I think the fad should be showing underwear, not butt crack....I mean pants can only go so low before one starts another fad....and this one requires use of a razor.....
2001-12-28 9:57:39 AM  
I think girls who show up to school wearing this should be forced to wear an oversided t-shirt with a sheep on the front and "fashion idiot" on the back.
2001-12-28 9:58:05 AM  
Fashion experts say the trend began taking shape in early 2000 when stars like Spears and Mariah Carey began ripping the waistbands off their pants to show their midriffs.
Now Mariah Carey is going to start feeling relevant again. Too bad.

2001-12-28 9:59:18 AM  
I want a job as a high school principal!
2001-12-28 9:59:27 AM  
Diesel just hit the nail on the head
2001-12-28 10:01:44 AM  
Mytwocents: I used to work in Scottsdale.
2001-12-28 10:02:33 AM  
I teach high school and lemmee-tell-ya-somethin'...what was controversial in the 80's (the whole Madonna thing and metal chicks) is Soooo tame by today's standards
2001-12-28 10:06:38 AM  
It cracks me up to read complaints about content from people who are looking at Fark on company time.
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