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(Detroit Free Press)   Naked motorist sets new goal for new year   ( divider line
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5605 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2001 at 9:13 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-28 9:20:07 AM  
At least he's not a motorcyclist...ew!
2001-12-28 9:22:33 AM  
.....driving to chess tournaments.
2001-12-28 9:30:50 AM  
Badger: True. Sounds like that would be a repeat of the naked skydiver(flapflapflap in the breeze). Scary.
2001-12-28 9:34:42 AM  
Some people have goals to become richer, or to find love...others want to drive for great lengths in the buff...
2001-12-28 9:53:16 AM  
Shouldn't this be:
2001-12-28 10:09:52 AM  
What about coed naked driving?
2001-12-28 10:33:32 AM  
He should be very proud of himself. He set his goals very high.
2001-12-28 10:36:30 AM  
I feel sorry for any hitchhikers.. "Uh, no thanks, I'd rather walk."

I also wouldn't want to buy a used car from this guy.
2001-12-28 10:36:56 AM  
God Bless America
2001-12-28 10:43:06 AM  
Hmmmm....the midwestern states at the height of summer....vinyl thanks!
2001-12-28 10:54:13 AM  
I also wouldn't want to buy a used car from this guy.
If he sells that car, he better have the common decency to tell whoever is buying it that he rode thousands of miles in it completely naked. Of course, then he probably couldn't sell it.

2001-12-28 10:59:10 AM  
Hey, at least he's not a GOOD chess player. (Looked it up. His rating is so-so and has been on the decline since 1993.)
2001-12-28 11:24:35 AM  
Does anyone outside of the media ever actually say "motorist"?
2001-12-28 11:34:35 AM  
Now we know who the legless guy at the GAP was getting those pants for.
2001-12-28 11:40:25 AM  
Phillbuck - Would it matter? If I bought a car from some guy and he said, "Oh, just so you know, I drove 15,000 miles in this thing bare-ass naked." I'd assume he was joking. It wouldn't really matter anyway, really. It's farking nasty, but I seriously doubt anything could happen to you from driving it after him, especially if you didn't plan on driving naked like he did. Now, the funny thing to do would be not say anything, sell the car and wait for the check to clear, then send him a copy of this article with your name highlighted and a note that says, "Enjoy the new car! Ha ha!" or something like that. Sick but funny.
2001-12-28 11:51:28 AM  
is it convertible?
2001-12-28 12:11:06 PM  
Matzug, I sure hope you mean the car.
2001-12-28 2:14:06 PM  
He'd better be using seat covers or his resale value is going to be negligible.
2001-12-28 2:40:09 PM  
The seat cover is beaded, for his pleasure. Ugh.
2001-12-28 4:13:20 PM  
Now let's see if he sues McDonald's when he spills his coffee at the drive thru...
2001-12-28 5:13:24 PM  
What's the big deal? My friends and I used to cruise around topless after clubbing...
2001-12-28 6:03:07 PM  
Some people will do any farkin thing for attention.....why else would there be so many "(fill in the blank) trash on parade" TV shows on.

Without even seeing it, I can tell if Rikki Lake is on because I hear the sound of my brains being sucked outta my head....
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