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2942 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2001 at 9:13 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2001-12-28 9:17:45 AM  
I claim that Marisa Tomei's career was over years ago.
 
bug
2001-12-28 9:17:53 AM  
i predict the next post will suck ass
 
2001-12-28 9:18:42 AM  
Hmmmmm, Marisa Tomei has a psychic pussy!
 
bug
2001-12-28 9:23:51 AM  
you never listen, do you.
 
2001-12-28 9:31:06 AM  
Bug: you saw 49 seconds into the future!
 
2001-12-28 9:33:08 AM  
Marisa Tomei is an airhead and a crybaby.
 
2001-12-28 9:34:18 AM  
I predict Marisa Tomei will die chocking on a fur ball.
 
2001-12-28 9:45:23 AM  
I predict Marisa Tomei will give in to Meow Mix's addictive commerical
 
2001-12-28 9:46:18 AM  
Sooo..... her pu55y is psychic?
 
2001-12-28 9:50:47 AM  
(cat doing Walken imitation from the Dead zone..)

Youre going to go to the supermarket..... You are buying cat litter, but the coupon you have is for a different kind then the brand you pulled off the shelf.... The cashier will notice!! You can't stop, you are making a scene...oh my god! ahhhhh!
 
2001-12-28 9:51:29 AM  
...sniff...sniff....

I predict Marisa Tomei will be nominated for Best Supporting Actress at this years Grammys. (Completely off the subject but true.)
 
2001-12-28 10:04:56 AM  
I'd pork her in a New York Minute (pun intended) she was great in My Cousin Vinny.
 
2001-12-28 10:18:43 AM  
She has Psychic cats, and this woman has 2 psychic dogs.
[image from wireimage.com too old to be available]

here is an article about Sly's fantastic mom and her wonderful psychic dogs.
 
2001-12-28 10:19:43 AM  
Fb Your career is over [image from ioon.net too old to be available] Buhhhaaaaaaaaa
 
2001-12-28 10:22:43 AM  
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2001-12-28 10:26:01 AM  
Fb Your problem is that damn wall of facts!Happy Accidents (1999) .... Ruby Weaver (in theaters August, 2001)
Someone Like You (2001) .... Liz
What Women Want (2000) .... Lola
 
2001-12-28 10:30:05 AM  
Marisa's pussy leading people around? That's a stretch.
 
2001-12-28 10:30:35 AM  
^^^^^
holy shiat!
boing
 
2001-12-28 10:30:39 AM  
[image from web.ukonline.co.uk too old to be available]12-28-01 09:17:45 AM Fb-
I claim that My career was over years ago.
 
2001-12-28 10:45:21 AM  
I saw her on Letterman telling that story recently. She also told how her and her friends have get-togethers and invite NYC fireman over for ... pleasure, I guess. NYC fireman get to nail Marisa's (presumably hot) friends.
 
2001-12-28 10:49:35 AM  
How do you activate the psychic abilities of the cat? Do you rub the pu55y, stroke it, or kick it across the room? Tie a sock around it's waist? Anyone ever notice that when you tie a sock around your cats waist (do not cinch it until the cat's eyes bug out (thats another story)) they will become paralyzed and drag the legs behind them. Just the pressure of the sock is all you need.

Try this at your next PETA get together. You will be the center of attention.
 
2001-12-28 10:57:42 AM  
Would any one want to see me do a "money shot" on her pouty little face?

We're all close friends, free of charge of course;)
 
2001-12-28 11:03:44 AM  
Her career may not be over, but it sure isn't where it should be. After you win an Academy Award, you're supposed to go on to bigger and better roles. Reportedly, MT became full of herself and very hard to work with. Guess it took about 10 years of shiat roles to bring her back to earth. Louis Gossett Jr analogies, anyone?
 
2001-12-28 11:18:22 AM  
It could be worse I guess. She hasn't hit the level of Anne Heche insanity yet.
 
2001-12-28 11:21:12 AM  
Hi, my name is Marisa Tomei, this is my cat
'My Cousin Miss Cleo'
 
2001-12-28 11:23:27 AM  
Let me look into my crystal ball.......
I see you on used tissues.com
 
2001-12-28 11:23:48 AM  
Ms. Tomei could say the entire surface of the earth was made of sausages, cheese, and lint and I would totally agree.

It was a disappointment, however, to see she used a body double for the flashing scene in Slums of Beverly Hills.
 
2001-12-28 11:26:08 AM  
Has she been hanging around Winona Ryder lately cause it sure sounds like it.
 
2001-12-28 11:26:16 AM  
Was 'Slums of Beverly Hills' a documentary? (aside from totally sucking)
 
2001-12-28 11:44:02 AM  
My theory holds true...

Hot chicks are crazy. :-)
 
2001-12-28 12:40:13 PM  
She needs to get BOBed (brain on board)
 
2001-12-28 12:50:09 PM  
The story sounds like an amusing anecdote, not a crazy Anne Heche-like woman making wild claims.
 
2001-12-28 12:56:03 PM  
She told this story the other night on Letterman--and laughed about it the whole time. She was just being silly, and some goober at Yahoo! decided to write an article fit for the National Enquirer.

Incidentally, she is excellent in "In the Bedroom." Her career is far from washed up.
 
2001-12-28 12:58:10 PM  
Why does the cat have to be psychic? Maybe it just watches too much TV, and thought Ms. Tomei wanted be interested in the show.

Posting before the coffee has absorbed into my system. Will I never learn?
 
2001-12-28 1:17:23 PM  
Ever since A Different World, I have had the HOTS for this woman. I never get crushes on celeberties, so this is kinda frightening to me. I just saw some somewhat bad movie I think called The Watcher with Keanu and she played a shrink. She's not looking so good these days, unless that's what they were going for. I still can control myself thinking about her.

I saw her once on Letterman I think talking about a recent breakup. She had farked up her hairdo for some theraputic reason. I think she scared (and scarred?) Dave and she did come of as kind of a ditzy broad.

*sigh* Marisa Marisa Marisa. I still love you...
 
2001-12-28 2:08:38 PM  
She looks good somedays, other days(especially with short hair) not IMO.
How about that Seinfeld episode with her. That was hilarious. George screwed that one up(as usual).
 
2001-12-28 2:08:57 PM  
Comment Bot - I checked and the stalking decree issued against you is still active.
 
2001-12-28 2:53:51 PM  
Ineos - She loves being stalked. Haven't you seen Only You?
 
2001-12-28 4:54:38 PM  
I'd f.uck her in a sec. she's always been a hottie...ever since that rape scene in Untamed Heart..(she didnt get it, but almost)... I've had wood for her !! not that rape is cool....it WAS just a movie...but ummm...I'd have ta go down for AT least 1 hr. before anything!!!
 
2001-12-28 6:04:21 PM  
That's silly.
 
2001-12-28 6:40:00 PM  
WTF vegasj! You're twisted.
 
2001-12-28 6:47:46 PM  
twisted ??? whaa??? why??? cause I like to lick pussy ??


now thats pretty shallow Teriaki (hehe)
 
2001-12-28 7:37:15 PM  
Vegasj- To bring it back to the topic at hand...

Would that be a psychic pussy?
 
2001-12-28 7:38:14 PM  
FLASH: Marisa Tomei's cat claims she is psycho...

but very, very hot.
 
2001-12-28 11:11:05 PM  
Is Marisa's cat named Barbara Streisand?

Did she predict 9/11 too?

http://www.usatoday.com/usatonline/20011212/3692729s.htm
 
2001-12-29 12:13:53 AM  
Maybe the cat can locate her career.
 
2001-12-29 9:10:14 PM  
Jesus H. Oscar...people will listen/buy into anything a hot chick says. As Howard Stern points out, years later when the broads' looks go, they walk around stunned, wondering why no one listens to them anymore. AMAZING FUN FACT: on the back of JFK's presidential car in Dallas was a bumpersticker that read I'D RATHER BE IN THE SACK WITH MARYLIN
 
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