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(Yahoo)   Chelsea Clinton is quite the NYC party girl   ( divider line
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12854 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2001 at 9:13 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-28 9:18:19 AM  
I'm not sure who looks more like a horse, her or Shannon Sharp.

Drew should put up a poll to decide.
2001-12-28 9:21:33 AM  
my vote goes to Sharpe, I bet she screws like a farking monkey though

2001-12-28 9:25:04 AM  

If by that you mean screeching, clawing at your eyes, peeing everywhere and throwing her poop, then yes. Yes she does.
2001-12-28 9:25:12 AM  
how does this classify her as a "party girl"?

seems pretty typical to me for a 21 year old...hell, it's typical for a 50 year old man.

does someone actually get paid to write this shiat?
2001-12-28 9:26:23 AM  
Rabbito: I'll bet you're right. After all, she did learn from her father.

I'm waiting for or one of the tabloids to post a mugshot of her in the drunk tank.
2001-12-28 9:26:53 AM  
"screws like a farking monkey though"

hmmm ... very Mohammed Ali

Shannon Sharpe is Shannon Sharpe in...

Raging Skank: Looks like a horse, screws like a monkey
2001-12-28 9:27:36 AM  
She was getting tired of all these Janna Bush Stories, She wants us to all know She was the WHite house Lush
2001-12-28 9:30:20 AM  
Good for her. If I was 21, rich and famous, I'd be out partying it up as well.
2001-12-28 9:31:06 AM  
DRL76:I meant that Chelsea screws like a monkey and Sharpe looks more like a horse. Saying Sharpe screws like a monkey would only be racist and borderline ironic if you knew who he was.

2001-12-28 9:33:28 AM  
Rabbito: no idea who he was, though you referring to another horsey looking girl. Ah well...
2001-12-28 9:39:22 AM  
It appears that VH1 helped Chelsea cheat on her blood-alcohol test.

2001-12-28 9:41:55 AM  
Wow, what a party animal. Its a good thing we at the University of Maryland didn't drink or they would have printed a story about us in the paper.
2001-12-28 9:44:32 AM  
Who keeps spoon-feeding us this drivel? Give us some substance please.
2001-12-28 9:47:11 AM  
Thank god she goes to the trendy bars where nobody with half a brain would even bother looking at...
2001-12-28 9:53:54 AM  
Note to myself: drink more coffee before trying to remember grammar
2001-12-28 10:02:10 AM  
Id still do her. She's ugly n all, but I'd love to sing the 'hey mister' song to Slick Willie. A little taste of his own medicine.
2001-12-28 10:02:52 AM  
Well, wouldn't you spend as much time drinking your ass off if Bill and Hill were your parents? :P
2001-12-28 10:08:10 AM  
Rule of thumb... always check out a girls mother. She will have Hillary's 200 pound ass within 10 years. (and I don't mean Bill)
2001-12-28 10:13:49 AM  
Just the story the Repubs (fark ups) were looking for. Takes the heat off the Bush daugthers. NOT. Another worthless piece of wasted news print. Here's the real deal. Her boy toy was getting drunk. Why? Just take a look a her. Arf Arf come to mind?
2001-12-28 10:15:05 AM  
Hang on, Jenna. 11/25/2002 you can party like you're 21. Go to discos and vomit all over the floor. Take your shirt off and use it for a headband. Send the clippings to Chelsea and show her what a real party girl does.
2001-12-28 10:18:26 AM  
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2001-12-28 10:22:22 AM  
I think it's funny that "Bill and Hill" still get as much press as Bush, even though they ain't in the White House anymore. Now its seems their daughter even has more personality than Bush. Say what you like about Bill; he was a liar and a letcher, but he was a much more interesting person that Bush.

Since almost getting elected Bush has been upstaged by his Vice Pres, untill this emergency gave them an excuse to get him out of the way. He has been upstaged by the man he replaced, by his own daughters, and now, it seems, by the daughter of the man he replaced. I don't think Bush is more honest that Clinton, but he sure as hell is a lot more boring. Which is probably why we won't find out about any of his scandals.
2001-12-28 10:23:03 AM  
Just look at that mug. Yes, the one on the right. I going to start drinking now. I will leave another message when she starts looking good.
2001-12-28 10:25:26 AM  
The woman is coyote ugly...and gets frightful with each passing day.
2001-12-28 10:26:02 AM  
Holy God, PuckFitt. You could die of alcohol poisoning!
2001-12-28 10:26:24 AM  
opps...should be "more frightful"
2001-12-28 10:28:05 AM  
The Top 16 Chelsea Clinton Pet Peeves About College

1. Every time she cuts her 8am class, CNN switches to a live feed from the lecture hall.
2. PoliSci textbook only contains pictures from her "dumpy" years.
3. Social life hampered by mandatory Secret Service body cavity search of potential dates.
4. No room in dorm for all those boxes of missing Whitewater documents.
5. Daddy won't sign the Cafeteria Food Reform Bill.
6. No one wants to waste good pot on a Clinton.
7. Steamy makeout sessions usually end with the guy getting his ass kicked by the Secret Service.
8. Tipper no longer around to clean up after her and Socks.
9. Every boy who hits on you winds up on a "peacekeeping force" in Bosnia within 48 hours.
10. Constant comparisons to notable Stanford alum Ted Koppel usually refer to physical resemblance.
11. Bourbon shots not free like the ones "Uncle Ted" serves back home.
12. Drunken frat boys always confusing her with Amy Carter.
13. Football coach keeps begging her to get Janet Reno to enroll.
14. RA's write you up if the Chinese Delegates stay past midnight.
15. Anatomy lab cadaver none other than Al Gore.

and the Number 1 Chelsea Clinton Pet Peeve About College...

16. The man makes 200 grand a year-you'd think he could bring his own weed when he visits.
2001-12-28 10:30:12 AM  
Control - thanks for looking out for me. But I have to do it. Think of it as my contribution to society.
2001-12-28 10:30:41 AM  
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2001-12-28 10:34:49 AM  
Which is probably why we won't find out about any of his scandals.

Well, people are still talking about Whitewater yet ignoring Bush and Enron (which is much bigger), so I doubt he can keep them secret much longer. The real question is; "will the media listen, or continue on their path of obsessing with the Clintons (aka "the easy sales")"
2001-12-28 10:37:15 AM  
FifthColumn - Some LIBERAL media huh? Wish Rush Limbaugh could hear all this.
2001-12-28 10:40:27 AM  
FB- I would have to drink a whole lot more than usual to carry that Philly home.

I am afraid I would wake up and it would be Jim Carrey "Ace Ventura" after he realizes he has been kissing a man.

We need a pic of Ace with the Toilet Plunger on his Face.
2001-12-28 10:42:25 AM  
I dunno, I actually find her attractive, not in a "hottie" sort of way, but in that "girl-next-door" sort of way. Albeit no one I ever lived next door to had that much money. And she is intelligent, which I'd rather have than Betty Bimbo anyday.

2001-12-28 10:43:05 AM  
3horn. Are you considered legally blind?
2001-12-28 10:47:11 AM  
Well I can see that 3horn is at least a 12 pack ahead of me.
2001-12-28 10:47:43 AM  
Rebbic Yeah, one article on page six means she upstaged the current president... Get a grip, man!
2001-12-28 10:49:18 AM  
Rearranging the letters of 'Chelsea Clinton' gives:
Cleanin' clothes

See what beer does to me?
2001-12-28 10:49:33 AM  
she is a whore. Like her dad.
2001-12-28 10:50:25 AM  
Oh great. Between this and the Newsmax article, it's bash Clinton day at Fark. When did Ann Coultier join the editorial staff at Fark?
2001-12-28 10:52:41 AM  
Matzug - from the stories I've read she does not put out. Could the reason be her pussy looks just like her face.
2001-12-28 10:53:42 AM  
Welp, There goes my lunch plans! Thanks Puck!
2001-12-28 10:54:00 AM  
Tostfield, it's always bash Clinton day, but the artciles about Bush that I submit rarely get posted.

Neither did the one about the American Airlines pilot who wouldn't let the Arab-American Secret Service agent fly on his plane (admittedly, someone else tried to pist that one first).

2001-12-28 10:54:43 AM  
Since when is Clinton untouchable in Fark? I'll bash that idiot anytime I feel like it.
2001-12-28 10:57:50 AM  
Of all the articles I've submitted, not one has been posted. So because you guys posted political articles, there's some grand conspiracy against liberals? Wish I had some that convenient to blame my poor luck on. Odds are you just had some insipid joke in the headline and they got rejected...

Overall I'd have to say Fark is fairly balanced. You get NewsMax alongside liberal rags and you can find whiners in the threads of either.
2001-12-28 10:58:23 AM  
Uh, something even...
2001-12-28 10:58:38 AM  
I gotta say I'm with 3horn on this one- I think she's a babe, if in an unconventional, quirky. sort of way (then again, I've always had a thing for unconventionally attractive smart girls). I think she'd be great fun to sit down and have a beer with. Great conversation (a friend of mine doing a DoD civilian tour in Kosovo met her when she and Bill visited the troops for Thanksgiving a year or two back, and he was genuinely impressed by her wit in their short conversation), and I doubt I'd have to dodge projectile vomit, which appears to be a major hazard when chatting up the Bush twins...
2001-12-28 11:00:46 AM  
Ineos - sorry. Just have a beer and things will be ok.

Tostfeld - The Clintons deserve to be bashed. Bill's a moralsless perosn. Hillery is a carpet bagger. And Chelsea is just butt ugly.

And get this...I'm a farking Democrate
2001-12-28 11:03:32 AM  
Yardbird - can't diagree on the chat aspect. But I think I would have to do that by way of the PHONE!
2001-12-28 11:04:33 AM  
Nah Eli, I'm with ya', I've only had a few artiles of any type posted. I just think it's funny that there always seems to be something about one or more of the Clintons, but aside from the Bush twins alcoholic escapades, little else about them.

Of course maybe Drew and Mike are really Democrats, and this is just their way of pissing off Republicans by helping to keep Bill in the news...Oh wait, NewsMax, Rush & O'reily do a good enough job of that themselves...

2001-12-28 11:07:27 AM  
And another thing...

What does walking on the edge of the Grand Canyon and getting head from Chelsea Clinton have in common?

What ever you do...don't look down.
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