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(Ozy)   Dogs can smell when you're going to have a heart attack.   ( divider line
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2927 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Dec 2001 at 8:32 PM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-27 8:34:36 PM  
my dog smells like crap
2001-12-27 8:37:50 PM  
Bonnie Beaver

So many possibilities with this name
2001-12-27 8:38:03 PM  
I've read of numerous accounts about dogs smelling skin cancer blotches.
2001-12-27 8:38:04 PM  
The dogs smells you as you defecate in your pants after a heart attack and die. Good dog!
2001-12-27 8:40:20 PM  
I read somewhere that dogs can smell 100x better then humans, and they can also smell your fear, anger, and other emotions.
2001-12-27 8:45:47 PM  
My dog doesn't smell 100x better than me. In fact, he doesn't smell very good at all.
2001-12-27 8:46:10 PM  
My dog has no nose.
2001-12-27 8:47:25 PM  
Korzeniowski: How does he smell?

...eagerly awaiting stock reply...
2001-12-27 8:47:30 PM  
I like pie.
2001-12-27 8:49:06 PM  
ProfessorTomoe: He doesn't smell anything, I just told you he's got no farking nose.

boom boom
2001-12-27 8:51:18 PM  
Ok, ProfessorTomoe I'll do it.

---> Like a dog!
2001-12-27 8:56:02 PM  
and the dog smells the idiot pukes smoke and says "STOP" now
2001-12-27 9:04:07 PM  
My dog can smell her own ass.
2001-12-27 9:18:36 PM  
Can't we all smell our own asses?!
2001-12-27 9:32:25 PM  
one day men might be able to tell when their lady has actually orgasmed, even though in my case, it most probably would be never anyway
2001-12-27 9:37:08 PM  
Dogs can even smell Ninja Burger employees...
2001-12-27 9:42:46 PM  
Is there any damn thing on this planet that dogs can't smell?

Sheet, to smell any more they would have evolve into a giant furry nose with legs.
2001-12-27 9:44:40 PM  
snow peas, carrots, broccoli, bamboo shoots, onions... add some oil and soy... cook in wok 10 minutes medium/low heat... stir in angina smelling dog... cook 3 minutes or until sauce thickens...

2001-12-27 9:56:25 PM  
I wonder what heart attacks smell like? I bet the set of "Sanford and Son" was reeking of coronaries.
2001-12-27 9:59:51 PM  
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2001-12-27 10:00:07 PM  
my dog knows when I fart
2001-12-27 10:08:42 PM  
You see they can't do that with cats, because cats are evil. They tried training cats to help aid the blind, but the furry little bastards kept leading their people into traffic.
2001-12-27 10:20:13 PM  
My dog hates cats. You should see his mounted heads, quite an impressive collection.
2001-12-27 10:20:13 PM  
My friends dog left a nasty steamer on their lawn. Since its cold, it was really steaming too.

What's really bad is their second dog came along right after, and ate the steaming turd.

God! I'm going to throw up!
2001-12-27 10:23:45 PM  
My dog doesn't smell so good.....

she died. :-(
2001-12-27 10:32:15 PM  
If dogs have such an amazing sense of smell, why the hell do they eat poo?
2001-12-27 10:36:49 PM  
What's that Lassie?
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Timmy is having CHF?! Good Dog!

No! Don't your own crap! Give Timmy some Lanoxin!

No! Bad dog! Thats gross!
2001-12-27 10:39:20 PM  
Maybe dogs eat their own poo because they can still smell undigested puke that they ate earlier in it.
2001-12-27 10:39:56 PM  
Not that this is pet show & tell time, but here is my doggie Shadow, & my pussy who lives with her aunt (my college roommate) in Chicago....Not that anyone cares...
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2001-12-27 10:40:20 PM  
Ouro? You out there.....????
2001-12-27 10:41:15 PM  
Mytwocents: Nice pussy...
2001-12-27 10:45:05 PM  
So when they hump your leg is that actually their form of chest compressions ? Just wondering.
2001-12-27 10:46:58 PM  
aaawwww what a cute dog...

Cats though are the spawn of satan!

thats a shame though that you lost your pussy when you left college... odd I got to keep my equipment when I left. Might have something to do with your major.
2001-12-27 10:52:52 PM  
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2001-12-27 10:59:21 PM  
If I could smell as good as a dog
I sure the hell would be sniffing my butt.

That didn't come out right.
2001-12-27 10:59:52 PM  
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2001-12-27 11:10:31 PM  
My dog must be built upside down, her feet smell and her nose runs....
2001-12-27 11:10:53 PM  
"The dog vigorously tried to warn his Korean master of the impending heart attack..........But, alas he was eaten anyway."

2001-12-27 11:16:29 PM  
Old news. At least for me, i've seen this sort of thing on tv several times. Super dogs save the day, wait a minute, for some reason i have a faint memory of saying this before, about the exact same post....hmmm maybe its just deja vu.
2001-12-27 11:22:52 PM  
Ouro? You out there.....????

Way, way out there. What's up, 2¢?
2001-12-27 11:24:39 PM  
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2001-12-27 11:26:09 PM  
2001-12-27 11:27:14 PM  
damn, missed the obvious, "the biatch ain't worth it" oh well
2001-12-27 11:31:19 PM  
My dog can smell Mytwocents.
My dog is also a lesbian.
2001-12-27 11:36:03 PM  
Can it smell her pussy in Chicago though?
2001-12-27 11:38:39 PM  
So your dog likes "muttdiving", does she?
My2cts is going to rue the day, hell I could write a biography.
2001-12-27 11:39:46 PM  
12-27-01 10:39:56 PM Mytwocents

Your dog's name is Shadow (I see why) but no name for your pussy? ;)
2001-12-27 11:40:55 PM  
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My puppy er, okay so not quite.
2001-12-27 11:43:32 PM  
The other night, when My was doing her fashion show, you shoulda seen Brenda! But then, in the thread, My was making all these claims about how she tries to be a biatch but she's just not a biatch. Brenda's ears drooped, her shoulders hunched, and she made a little sighing circle and flopped down on the floor.
2001-12-27 11:49:38 PM  
Whoa!!That snake reminds me that I hate water mocasins!
A government program should be instituted on the level of Social Security to find and hunt every one down amd make them extinct. I ain't fooling around.

"irrational fear and hatred of Agkistrodon Piscivorus" they don't hurt the puppies and kitties, of course.
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