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(Yahoo)   As if Pakistan doesn't have enough problems, now Bin Laden is hiding there   ( divider line
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3163 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Dec 2001 at 8:32 PM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-27 8:37:04 PM  
Nuke the bastards. It's not like India's not gonna do it anyway.
2001-12-27 8:37:19 PM  
Glowing Bouncy Breasts.
2001-12-27 8:37:42 PM  
I thought that MOFO was already dead!!
2001-12-27 8:38:00 PM  
bah. :p
2001-12-27 8:40:38 PM  
Dead man walking.
2001-12-27 8:40:47 PM  
Where ever he is, he's a dead man walking.
2001-12-27 8:42:09 PM  
SLAYERSWINE: Damn you're fast.
2001-12-27 8:45:28 PM  
hope India gets them good
2001-12-27 8:48:12 PM  
They seek him here, they seek him there,
They seek that Camel-farker everywhere.
2001-12-27 8:58:06 PM  
Can't we just unleash the terriers for the love of God already?!
2001-12-27 9:02:52 PM  
Damn him to hell..!!

{/apish grin}

~ Pinky ~
Who cares where the freak he is. The bastard has his head down and seriously covered by now.. And you thought Howard Hughes was paranoid!
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That tape is at least a month old. When you are that paranoid you cannot be an effective leader of a terrorist organization. (That's terrorista organisation for all my hispanic friends.)

Heh heh. We already got UBL where we want him. If
Al-Quaeda was able to launch an attack they would have done it by now.
2001-12-27 9:07:38 PM  
2001-12-27 9:14:39 PM  
just check the fuggin best western, who expects a anarchistic ferret to stay there
2001-12-27 9:18:23 PM  
Best quote from Donald Rumsfeld today: "He might be in Pakistan, he might be in Afghanistan, or he might be dead. Does that clear things up?"
2001-12-27 9:19:13 PM  
What I saw of the new video made it look like Bin Laden might have lost his left arm.
2001-12-27 9:23:41 PM  
Usama proves he has a left hand:
[image from too old to be available]
2001-12-27 9:28:36 PM  
Oh wait, they might have cleverly flipped the picture!

Those bastards!
2001-12-27 9:30:29 PM  
Quick1 - it was worse that that! I saw rumsfeld make the statement and it was more along the lines of, "He might be in Afghanistan. He might be somewhere else. He might be dead."
Mrs Argh and I laughed for an hour after such a limp statement.
2001-12-27 9:36:03 PM  
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2001-12-27 9:38:01 PM  
Would you like him Pakistan?
Would you like him with his hand?
You could find him in a cave.
You could find him in a grave.
Would like a Bin Ladan?

I would not like him Pakistan.
I would not like him with his hand.
I do not want him in a cave.
I do not want him in a... wait... a grave's okay.
I do not like the Bin Ladan.
2001-12-27 9:44:02 PM  
S: You're busting me up in laughter!
Dr.Suess parody always works for me.

And SFOTW: I really didn't need that image in my mind.
*get's toothbrush and brushes tongue*

~ Pinky ~
2001-12-27 10:15:30 PM  
Okay, here is the proof Usama has both hands.

[image from too old to be available]
Wait, I see only one hand. Damn it all to hell..!

~ Pinky ~
2001-12-27 10:24:26 PM  
Bin Laden and his al Qaeda militant network are blamed for the September 11 attacks on New York and Washington.

2001-12-27 10:56:30 PM  
All the more reason to go ahead and let India nuke the bastards!
2001-12-27 11:12:26 PM  
Here's my guess as to why Bin Laden's health deteriorated so quickly:
He's been carrying around some sort of radioactive material that caused radiation sickness.
2001-12-27 11:56:10 PM  
Osama to Rehman: Are you freakin' crazy, why don't you just shove a daisy cutter up my ass and get it over with. Shut your bearded grouper.
2001-12-28 2:21:24 AM  
Considering how he looked in the tape, added to the probable age of the video, I'm guessing he's assumed cave-temperature by now.
Hope the freak suffered greatly.
2001-12-28 9:00:12 AM  
It's a good thing that everyone wants to kill, kill, kill...I always thought putting out a fire with gasoline was a good idea....

Don't people realize that there are hundreds to thousands of nuclear weapons unaccounted for? Not to mention the 84 briefcase-sized nukes that were lost in the collapse of Mother Russia.

So, yeah, everyone! Let's bomb the world, so they get more and more zealous to the point that they knock on your door selling radiation insurance.
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