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(BBC)   Christmas addict eats Christmas dinner every day for ten years; doctors tell him it's not good for his health. 5450 turkeys eaten   ( divider line
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2001-12-27 4:45:51 PM  
How sleepy would that make you?
2001-12-27 4:46:02 PM  
He has his own enclosure at the zoo...
2001-12-27 4:47:03 PM  
"..but, monsieur, it's only wafer thin...."
2001-12-27 4:48:11 PM  
2001-12-27 4:48:27 PM  
What a lardass....19 stone...geez.
2001-12-27 4:48:34 PM  
Are balloons a common Christmas accessory in England?
2001-12-27 4:48:47 PM  
...and the sherry, would that be Amontillado?"

Amontillado - Amontillado!
2001-12-27 4:49:13 PM  
Sounds like my wifes 400 lb aunt.
2001-12-27 4:49:29 PM  
I love turkey.
2001-12-27 4:49:33 PM  
Sherry and champagne are childs play. I wonder how long someone would live if they drank nothing but egg nog.
2001-12-27 4:50:23 PM  
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"I'll 'ave the lot."
2001-12-27 4:50:42 PM  
"Mr Park reckons he has eaten about 5,450 turkeys, 18,250 roast potatoes, 43,800 brussel sprouts, 1,825 swedes,[...]"

Holy moly! Does the swedish embassy know of this?
2001-12-27 4:51:27 PM  
Did the conversion... comes out to 266 pounds.
2001-12-27 4:53:08 PM  
who cooks this for him everyday? I know he doesnt start cooking the night before and cook all day and then eat, and then start all over again.
2001-12-27 4:54:08 PM  
...and the assist goes to Wintermute!
2001-12-27 4:54:59 PM  
GirlyGirl: He could be from Knightsbridge and eat out all the time
2001-12-27 4:55:15 PM  
GirlyGirl = hubba hubba

(picks up tongue from floor)
2001-12-27 4:56:09 PM  
Nice assist that skit. I'm gonna have to watch 'The Meaning of Life' now...
2001-12-27 4:56:27 PM  
Everyday would be Christmas if I could unwrap a present that looked as good as FLA Chickie.
2001-12-27 4:59:36 PM  
You're embarrassing yourself again.
2001-12-27 5:00:59 PM  
I eat ham for christmas
2001-12-27 5:01:09 PM  
I thought those Europeans were supposed to be so smart.
2001-12-27 5:03:02 PM  
How much is 19 stone in American?
2001-12-27 5:03:35 PM  
All that tripthophane(sp) would make you sleepy.
2001-12-27 5:05:41 PM  
jeez, this guy probably pisses gravy by this point.
2001-12-27 5:06:28 PM  
That is exactly what popped into my head.
"It is wafer thin"
"Fugg' Off !"
2001-12-27 5:07:49 PM  
The answer, obviously, is Tofurkey!

Now it can be an answer to a question that isn't "What really sucks ass?"
2001-12-27 5:08:46 PM  
Maybe Frank2 will get an attention span next Christmas.
2001-12-27 5:09:07 PM  
Everyday would be Christmas if I could unwrap a present that looked as good as FLA Chickie.

How about receiving a free ticket to a gun control debate between MyTwoCents, FLA Chickie, and GirlyGirl, each of whom would only wear a bra and panties during the show?
2001-12-27 5:11:50 PM  
Gravy cubes!!! Yech!

I bet girly girl doesn't eat like that.
2001-12-27 5:14:03 PM  
Let the mass debating begin. I love oral arguments.
2001-12-27 5:14:41 PM  
Jimmycheese i dont eat gravy cubes no.....
but i do like turkey and all the trimmings :)
2001-12-27 5:17:08 PM  
Some people will do ANYTHING to get mentioned on, won't they? Now here's a person to start testing genetic engineering on.
2001-12-27 5:19:20 PM  
alright, how many posts before somebody makes the obligatory "something you can gobble" crack...doh! nevermind.
2001-12-27 5:22:03 PM  
Most people like turkey, but christ, 5400 of them!

GirlyGirl - You just keep eating whatever you've been eating. It does your body good.
2001-12-27 5:22:41 PM  
My heart and arteries hurt just reading about all of that gravy!
2001-12-27 5:23:19 PM  
Love to eat turkey...
Love to eat turkey...

Love to eat turkey cause it's good
Love to eat turkey like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good

A turkey for me, turkey for you,
Let's eat turkey in a big brown shoe.

Love to eat turkey at the table,
I once saw a movie with Betty Grable.

Eat that turkey all night long,
50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

Turkey turkey dee, turkey turkey dap,
I eat the turkey and I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmie Walker used to say "Dynomite"

Turkey with the gravy and the cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry

Turkey for you, turkey for me,
Can't believe Tyson gave the girl V.D.

Gobble gobble dee, gobble gobble dawkie,
I used to go to camp at Lake Winnepesaukee

Turkey turkey dee, turkey turkey duffin,
Love to eat turkey with a lot of stuffin'

Turkey for me, turkey for you,
Let's eat turkey in a big brown shoe.

White meat, dark meat you just can't lose
I fell off my moped and I got a bruise

Turkey in the oven and the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down my Cheryl Tiegs poster

Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate with baby oil

Turkey and sweet potato pie,
Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye

Turkey with the girls, turkey with the boys,
My favorite kind of pants are corduoroys

Gobble gobble gee, gobble gobble gickle
I wish turkeys only cost a nickel.
2001-12-27 5:25:26 PM  
Topperoff - Not gravy, Gravy cubes. Are they like those carmels my grandma has on her coffee table.
2001-12-27 5:26:27 PM  

You're an ass for typing that whole thing on here. Yeah. We've heard it. ha fricken ha
2001-12-27 5:33:23 PM  
1.5 whole turkeys per day? By himself? Pass the gravy, fat boy!
2001-12-27 5:33:33 PM  
Since he started his continuing commemoration of the festive season, including watching the Queen's speech every day, his weight has increased to 19 stone (121kg).

19 stone?ACCKK!!
2001-12-27 5:44:13 PM  
"Exercising to keep the fat away is a problem because I'm always too full and too tired to go for a run," he said.

I hear ya, brother. Getting winded just typing this.
2001-12-27 5:49:25 PM  
how many blunts would you have to smoke to get the munchies this bad?
2001-12-27 5:57:56 PM  
1 stone = 14 lbs
so lardass is 266 lbs.
2001-12-27 6:07:07 PM  
Turkey gives me the farts.
2001-12-27 6:07:54 PM  
This guy really needs to meet with Dr. Phill on Oprah.
2001-12-27 6:08:58 PM  
Off the subject, but WOW!! I think girly girl has the hottest pic of anyone on fark. Anyone agree/disagree?
2001-12-27 6:09:45 PM  
Definately agree.
2001-12-27 6:16:40 PM  
I don't even think Hannibal has eaten that many Swedes.
2001-12-27 6:18:02 PM  
Icehouse & Behula_Ballbreaker,
GirlyGirl is attractive. So is MyTwoCents.
But my FARK fiance, FLA Chickie, is so voluptuous.
She is the one for me.
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