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5810 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Dec 2001 at 1:32 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-27 1:44:13 AM  
Eh. Nothing special there.
2001-12-27 1:45:34 AM  
Let me be the first to say eeewwwww! I knew things were going downhill once the weeners tag was introduced.
2001-12-27 1:48:22 AM  
Celebrity pecs, eh? So where's Richard Burgi? Some great pecs there...
2001-12-27 1:56:02 AM  
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2001-12-27 1:56:06 AM  
Keep yer shirt on, Finkboy. We dont need to see the "Pecs of Doom"
2001-12-27 1:58:08 AM  
Got any shots of Orlando Bloom?
(Sorry, couldn't resist. Look, the guy is hot)
2001-12-27 2:02:30 AM  
ew Bumjube, that's some of the dirtiest water I've ever seen that he's sitting in
2001-12-27 2:04:29 AM  
Oh, big whoop. Who wants to look at a bunch of hairless teenyboppers? Excuse me, but I'd rather see a man with a little age on him and some character in his features.
2001-12-27 2:06:20 AM  
I have only five words:

Adrian Paul and Kevin Smith

There IS a God.
2001-12-27 2:08:22 AM  
Oh, and one more thing. I am willing to drink their bathwater. Thank you.
2001-12-27 2:10:46 AM  
Andrew Shue...mmmm,mmmmm,mmmm

But there is someone missing.....Christian Bale....the hottest guy I think I've ever seen....and he is even from my birth place (South Africa)....I won't hold that his father is married to Gloria Steinam against him though...... [image from too old to be available]
2001-12-27 2:14:02 AM  
Adrian Paul is the man!
I'm so glad someone else has heard of just don't know.
Got Endgame for 5 bucks at Blockbuster. Movie sucked, but turn down the volume and the scenery is just perfect.
2001-12-27 2:15:17 AM  
Is that from "American Psycho"?
2001-12-27 2:19:33 AM  
Did anyone look at the pics of Vanilla Ice in this post? Please, go do so and report back.
2001-12-27 2:25:58 AM  
OK, Sweatergirl- hold onto your skirt.
I have a good friend who was on the Vancouver BC crew for the Highlander TV series, and who knew Adrian then. I have even gotten to hold Adrian's favorite practice katana. sigh. The man is almost too perfect. Adrian has a new series called Tracker.
Oh, and I would like to add Brendan Frasier to my wish list. He grew up REAL nice. ;)
2001-12-27 2:32:11 AM  
When and where will Tracker be on Not the Queen? Actually, I've had the chance to interview him over the phone about his PEACE charity. Really nice guy. doesn't seem to have an ego at all. got to hold his katana...
2001-12-27 2:33:42 AM  
Water? Oh yeah.. never noticed...
2001-12-27 2:36:30 AM  
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Wow, what can I say, except...
2001-12-27 2:38:43 AM  
I'll get my friend to let you touch his katana if you get him on the phone for me. ;)
Anyhoo, Tracker is on in Seattle (where I am) after Saturday night live really really early Sunday mornings. I'm a night owl so I catch it sometimes.
"Escaped criminals from other planets set up shop in New York and an interplanetary police tracker (Adrian Paul) is sent to capture them."
Best of luck to him, he's a talented guy. Glad to meet another fan. :)
2001-12-27 2:42:45 AM  
... Ren Hoeck ??????????????
2001-12-27 2:43:47 AM  
Well Not the Queen I was thinking of calling him and asking him which outfit I should wear for New Years Eve..Drew hates me, ya know;)

Seriously, it was a radio set up thing, he was promoting Endgame. I think I was one of the only people he talked to that day who was aware of who he is.
Soccer Player, History Buff..blah blah. You get it. His charity is pretty cool though, it helps inner city kids.

Good to see another fan as well!
2001-12-27 3:00:42 AM  
Well I don't know Drew, but it seems to me that if you buy him some Transformers from Amazon or send a good boobies link, all would be well. ;) G'night !
2001-12-27 3:11:10 AM  
<img src="" haha that is just plain scary..
2001-12-27 3:11:35 AM  
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2001-12-27 3:13:52 AM  
oh my... "Saved By The Bell" pic pec pics too...
2001-12-27 3:14:51 AM  
^ sorry I've been awake too long! (it's obvious of course)
2001-12-27 3:31:02 AM  
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2001-12-27 4:00:14 AM  
Why do the boobies links always get 15,000 clicks and weeners only get 415?
2001-12-27 4:06:52 AM  
Because hetboys pick out the links, so they have no clue what a decent "weeners" link ought to look like.

Please get a gay guy at Fark, so we can have shots of attractive men, instead of guys who don't threaten Drew's teeny ego.
2001-12-27 7:58:47 AM  
Gay Men to surf the web for nudey pics of fine-ass guys.

BTW, Perpetual Cow, the 15,000 to 415 ratio is probably because there aren't enough ub3rg33ky women out there. You should start a recruitment center for female g33ks.

I'd hang out there all day...
2001-12-27 8:02:12 AM  
Mythago: You can submit your own fark link suggestions weenie or otherwise.

(Just here to check out the sort of comments girls post in such a forum as most guys boobies comments are so...asanine.)
2001-12-27 8:13:32 AM  
Oh, how I wish I were a gay man. Then I would probably really enjoy these weener links. Or maybe I wouldn't. Weener is a really not-nice word for it. Not like boobies. Boobies is kind of cute. Put it this way. George Bush has a "weener", but I'd guess that Jello Biafra has a ****, which is a lot more fun to play with than a "Weener"... Weeners are icky-sounding.
2001-12-27 8:28:20 AM  

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weener!
That is what I'd truly like to beeee!
Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weener!
Everyone would be in love...(dramatic pause)...with MEEEE!

Thank you, thank you. You've been a great audience.
2001-12-27 8:30:58 AM  
Didn't weener derive its name from a small sausage often 'laid on the barbie'?
In my country the small skinless 'wee willie winkie' sausage is a similar source of mirth.
CleverBlonde is probably right 'pecks links' may be a better term as women tend to appreciate the male form as a whole wheras us men tend to appreciate the specifics of the female form often seeing them as a hole.
Most guys look at me like I'm mad when they ask if I fancy -insert famous womans name here- and I say: "Dunno, never met her". Then they say "Yeah but you wouldn't throw her out of bed for breaking wind and I say: "I would if she'd been eating curried eggs". Guess I'm strange like that. Make-up doesn't do anything for me (but I always compliment the women I know when they've obviously made an effort with their appearance).
2001-12-27 9:08:42 AM, sir, I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
2001-12-27 9:13:27 AM  
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2001-12-27 9:22:34 AM  
TO :Not the whole drinking bathwater thing.
The guy in question will be yours forever when that bathwater hits your colon and your anus starts barking.
Marvelous purgative that bathwater!
2001-12-27 9:46:17 AM  
Thanks Mwad for the delightful picture that just danced through my head.

I am going to go throw up now.
2001-12-27 10:50:46 AM  
Isn't there anything in there an Animeshipping (er, bisexual roughly) Farker can love? I mean, nothing on that page can come anywhere near Yuki...

[gazes at Yuki picture longingly]

[falls over as brother enters room]
2001-12-27 11:35:37 AM  
Hytes Yes, American Pyscho...oh is he a stud....
2001-12-27 11:40:12 AM  
Hmm... Weeners tag = false advertising.
2001-12-27 12:18:54 PM  
I can't stand how you women always objectify us men. We are more than just a piece of meat. We have thoughts and feelings too.
2001-12-27 12:19:57 PM  
...must keep straight face...don't laugh...must keep straight face...
2001-12-27 12:25:52 PM  
Well, I am drooling over all of these studs! I think the weeners tag should be replaced with STUDZ!

CLEVER BLONDE was right in saying that weeners is dorky. I much prefer to refer to the male genetalia as cock! Yummy, yummy in my tummy cock!

So here's an added bonus to this thread, a picture of the one, and only DALYSE ZIAN. This pic was taken during Halloween in New Orleans 2000! Comments are welcome (the ex-boyfriend is cropped out of the pic).

PS- Never take a boyfriend to New Orleans for party time. Too much trouble!!!

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2001-12-27 12:31:11 PM  
Oh c'mon girls.

I am more like a Wade Barrett/Steve Harvey (look them up, yummy yummy) fan..... I can do without all these pretty boys. Gimme a *real* man.

Ouroborus Care to be objectified? I suggest all male farkers post their pecs, and let the ladie farkers vote...

Who's with me??

2001-12-27 12:37:41 PM  
Nothing wrong with a Weeners link now and then!
Do the Farkettes whine about the boobies links? Do we say to the Fark guys "How come we never go out any more, honey?" or "Do you think she's prettier than me?" No, we leave you to your beer and boobies, and all is right with the universe. Drew is kind enough to let us have some fun too.
Mwad: you're SUCH a gentleman. I'm SO impressed.
2001-12-27 1:06:07 PM  
Just don't leave out the gay male population in fark!!

We're here! We're queer! Oh, fark it all!!!
2001-12-27 1:08:54 PM  
PS- Never take a boyfriend to New Orleans for party time. Too much trouble!!

Dalyse Xian: Have you been going to the Bourbon Pub again?
2001-12-27 1:35:42 PM  
Ladies (and others of the female persuasion)
A visit to will also please
many of you.this guy is only 20 but he will do for the US what pavarotti did for italy.He doesn't just sing opera though!
2001-12-27 1:48:51 PM  
I have been to the pub, and that little room upstairs as well!!

And La Feetes, and Rawhide, and Oz, and Salvation (is it still there??)

And that lovely diner across from La Feete's that serves up Fried Chicken and Waffles with a side dish of attitude.
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