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Slaxl [TotalFark]
2016-01-16 11:38:50 AM  
Finally.
 
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich
2016-01-16 11:39:17 AM  
In honor, this thread will be your personal erotic site.
 
Chariset [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2016-01-16 11:39:25 AM  
WHAT?!  9,000,000!!
 
FrostyBarleyPop
2016-01-16 11:39:39 AM  
So what now?
 
jasonvatch [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2016-01-16 11:39:45 AM  
It's about time. Thanks to Drew, the Admins and Moderators for all you've done over the years.
 
Skwishmitten
2016-01-16 11:40:01 AM  
Oh crap, I forgot! I gotta run out and get a card!
 
JohnnyCanuck
2016-01-16 11:40:04 AM  
I am holding out till 10 mill before enjoying.
 
wildcardjack [BareFark]
2016-01-16 11:40:05 AM  
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One Bad Apple
2016-01-16 11:40:13 AM  
9 million ? In a row ?
 
Clash City Farker
2016-01-16 11:40:23 AM  
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Sin'sHero [TotalFark]
2016-01-16 11:41:05 AM  
Oh, where did my 02 cents go?
 
SCtF
2016-01-16 11:41:09 AM  
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DerAppie [BareFark]
2016-01-16 11:41:11 AM  

One Bad Apple: 9 million ? In a row ?


No, we're posting threads parallel to each other.
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2016-01-16 11:41:11 AM  
Yep.. I was just looking up and saw that it was rapidly approaching.

Are we ready for the P1B error? Will the servers crash... will Mike save us all? Stay tuned?
 
Old Man Winter [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2016-01-16 11:41:19 AM  
Fart.

/ my contribution will be immortal
 
Unfreakable [TotalFark]
2016-01-16 11:41:46 AM  
I remember posting in thread #1,000,000. Good times.

Oh god I've wasted my life
 
AquaTatanka
2016-01-16 11:42:26 AM  

FrostyBarleyPop: So what now?


threads OVER 9000000
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2016-01-16 11:42:29 AM  

Unfreakable: I remember posting in thread #1,000,000. Good times.

Oh god I've wasted my life


You and me both.. But we have wasted it in good company
 
Buckner
2016-01-16 11:42:42 AM  
Rad!
 
reudant
2016-01-16 11:43:13 AM  
cool beans!
 
Warthog [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2016-01-16 11:43:43 AM  
You sillies and your fixation on arbitrary round numbers.
 
Omahawg
2016-01-16 11:44:43 AM  
tits or gtfo

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Exluddite [TotalFark]
2016-01-16 11:44:45 AM  
Nine million? Where do I buy my tickets!
 
Zmog
2016-01-16 11:45:12 AM  
Should I fap to this?
 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2016-01-16 11:45:21 AM  
And probably my 9-millionth comment. I think I need detox.
 
bedonkadonk
2016-01-16 11:45:27 AM  
Let us all fap in celebration!
 
andyofne
2016-01-16 11:45:33 AM  

One Bad Apple: 9 million ? In a row ?


Weird.  I missed like 6 million of them.
 
Fox10456
2016-01-16 11:45:39 AM  
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rcf1105 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2016-01-16 11:45:46 AM  
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SCtF
2016-01-16 11:45:50 AM  

Unfreakable: I remember posting in thread #1,000,000. Good times.

Oh god I've wasted my life


You and me both, bro.

} old
 
logieal [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2016-01-16 11:45:58 AM  
Wooo... what happens when this place hits 10 mil?
 
solve4x
2016-01-16 11:46:02 AM  
Butts
 
sxacho [TotalFark]
2016-01-16 11:46:08 AM  
Back in my day, we had nine million threads before breakfast.
 
SCtF
2016-01-16 11:46:23 AM  

bedonkadonk: Let us all fap in celebration!


Finally. I've been cranking it since about 4.6 mil.
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2016-01-16 11:46:23 AM  
Seems like it was only yesterday we hit 8,000,000.
 
SCtF
2016-01-16 11:46:40 AM  

logieal: Wooo... what happens when this place hits 10 mil?


Inline tits.
 
logieal [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2016-01-16 11:46:41 AM  
I noticed last night that we were at like 8,999,6sumthin. Thought it might have gone last night, but nope.
 
laulaja [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2016-01-16 11:46:46 AM  
kewl.


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full faith & credit to friend spinach gunk on 10.25.14
 
logieal [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2016-01-16 11:47:27 AM  

SCtF: logieal: Wooo... what happens when this place hits 10 mil?

Inline tits.


Kinda sad that it has to be in celebration of something now.
 
BalugaJoe
2016-01-16 11:47:32 AM  
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FriarReb98 [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2016-01-16 11:47:33 AM  

Unfreakable: I remember posting in thread #1,000,000. Good times.

Oh god I've wasted my life


I came in between 1000000 & 2000000, so I'm not that far behind. Though this one took long enough - it took less time to get from 5000000 to 7000000 (772 days) than the last million took (806 days).  All because of Foobies...and people thought they were worthless.
 
Antimatter
2016-01-16 11:48:01 AM  
Time to taunt that dynamite monkey!
 
Oliver Twisted
2016-01-16 11:48:06 AM  
I only remember 8,999,999 of them.  I better go back and see which one I missed.
 
Bondith [BareFark]
2016-01-16 11:48:09 AM  

logieal: Wooo... what happens when this place hits 10 mil?


You're gonna see some serious shiat.

/no, wait, that's 88 million
 
basemetal [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2016-01-16 11:48:13 AM  
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Literally Addicted [TotalFark]
2016-01-16 11:48:56 AM  
Which anniversary is this? I can never remember.  Uranium?
 
JasonOfOrillia [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2016-01-16 11:49:02 AM  
Don't tell me what to do.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2016-01-16 11:49:25 AM  
ITS HAPPENING
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2016-01-16 11:49:55 AM  
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One Bad Apple
2016-01-16 11:50:34 AM  

Literally Addicted: Which anniversary is this? I can never remember.  Uranium?


Squirrelium
 
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