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(JupiGirl)   Procrastination, an organizational masterpiece(in honor of Phil)   ( divider line
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2826 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2001 at 1:41 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-28 1:43:10 AM  
Heheh... posted 5 years after he wrote it.
2001-12-28 1:45:44 AM  
I am the KING of procrastination.
2001-12-28 1:45:49 AM  
I'll read it later.
2001-12-28 1:46:40 AM  
Hey, that's how I work!

Wait, I'm unemployed. Uh oh ...
2001-12-28 1:49:09 AM  
Yah, I could actually be doing my job, but here I am instead. Frankly, I still can't think of a better way to avoid more important stuff. I LOVE YOU, FARK!
2001-12-28 1:49:30 AM  
That's too long.
2001-12-28 1:52:30 AM  
brilliant. this is why jesus invented the Internet.
2001-12-28 1:52:39 AM  
If there is one thing at which I excel it is procrastination.
2001-12-28 1:53:06 AM  
If we can't do stuff later than we should, then the terrorists will at some point probably get around to winning.
2001-12-28 1:54:25 AM  
BTW, did anyone else notice it took JupiGirl almost seven years to post this on fark?
2001-12-28 1:54:57 AM  
never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitly
2001-12-28 2:00:38 AM  
I love it when I find new ways to strengthen my sloth!
2001-12-28 2:02:02 AM  
"Later - the best time to do anything"
2001-12-28 2:04:23 AM  
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2001-12-28 2:16:25 AM  
Man, I had that poster printed out (too cheap to buy it) and I was going to tape it somewhere where a lot of people would see it, but I was walking out the door with my backpack and stuff and saw it on the desk and said "Eh, I'll do it tomorrow."

Needless to say, it never got done...
And it'd be funnier if it weren't true.
2001-12-28 2:33:51 AM  
the real question is:

where the hell is Phil? he needs to come irc.
2001-12-28 4:01:48 AM  
I think I'll comment on this later.
2001-12-28 5:05:13 AM  
So true: procrastinating from school and work is how I get so many articles done for my website =]
2001-12-28 7:25:13 AM  
My God, did any of us actually read that? Where are the pictures? I need pictures. Boobies. [drool]Booooooobiiiieeeess.[/drool]        &nb sp            
2001-12-28 7:42:43 AM  
Nah, I'll read it later.
2001-12-28 7:43:17 AM  
i was going to say something.....oh hell, i'll just do it later
2001-12-28 7:45:45 AM  
Dr. Tad Winslow = short attention span. I saw how many words were in this thing and said screw it. Then what is the purpose of this post you say? I have no idea.
2001-12-28 7:56:36 AM  
BALLS! I hate it when the farking guy at Dunkin Doughnuts fills my coffee up SOOO high that when I go to flip back that little lid, it spills all over the diagrams Ive been working on for the past FARKING hour.
2001-12-28 7:58:40 AM  
Herbert_van_biatch: Jesus didn't invent the internet, Al Gore did.

Or is Al Gore Jesus?
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--Gizmo, mogwoi of the year (who rocks)
2001-12-28 8:54:13 AM  
Brilliant. What rings especially true is the fact that most procrastinators will see the inherent truths in the article.. Now, shouldn't you be doing something more important? Well, join the club ;)
2001-12-28 9:30:42 AM  
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Shemp Mo-Din for President!
2001-12-28 9:36:48 AM  
that guy needs to come here. It will give him his procrastination fix. then he might actually get something done. "I am filling out my textbook forms so I am not reading fark"
2001-12-28 10:49:55 AM  
Procrastination is like masturbation - in the end you are only farking yourself.
2001-12-28 1:06:59 PM  
Herbert_van_biatch - Excuse me...Al Gore invented I can see some one already wrote this. No reason to waste goo keyboard
2001-12-28 1:09:28 PM  
good...ok...don't bust my balls
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-12-28 10:18:16 PM  
REALLY, where IS phil? i asked a few months ago and i couldnt get a straight answer.

an his webcam has been dead forever.

AND might i add, wasnt i supposed to get a voucher?! MIKE?!!?!
2001-12-29 11:16:57 AM  
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