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2191 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Dec 2001 at 5:15 PM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-26 5:17:43 PM  
Mazeltov!, ya little yellow bastards.
2001-12-26 5:18:15 PM  
A Jewish Chinc! I love it. He will screw you out of all of your eggrolls and fortune cookies.
2001-12-26 5:18:22 PM  
Yay! Oh well. Chinese Jews?
2001-12-26 5:18:24 PM  
2001-12-26 5:20:51 PM  
2001-12-26 5:22:34 PM  
I know a Chinese Jew...and he's gay! Talk about an identity crisis!
2001-12-26 5:22:49 PM  
The secret one billion+ 13th tribe has arisen.
The Jewish conservatives in Israel are going to love this. oy!
2001-12-26 5:23:16 PM  
And, uhm, who are the Chinese again?
2001-12-26 5:24:00 PM  
Not for all the Gefilte fish in China.
2001-12-26 5:24:16 PM  
Buddha's Chosen People
2001-12-26 5:24:27 PM  
2001-12-26 5:26:30 PM  
Mogen-David for all!!
2001-12-26 5:26:37 PM  
There are plenty of Chinese ethnicities. The Han Chinese are the dominate ethnicity who comprise of 85% of the populace. There are Mongolians, Manchurians, Uigurs, Miao, Tibetans, Muslims, and various aboriginal tribes. There are archeological evidence of Jewish influence and there are still temples found in China which are Chinese Synagoges.
2001-12-26 5:28:46 PM  
And there are plenty of people on Fark who reply to anything with facts when they can't think of a joke.
2001-12-26 5:30:01 PM  
there was a shekel to be made on the silk route. was there ever a question the jews weren't there?
2001-12-26 5:30:19 PM  
2001-12-26 5:32:09 PM  
SFOTW: What are the facts in which you base these assumptions?

passes the Mogen David over..
2001-12-26 5:34:24 PM  
Well... 'cuse me from being Chinese and without comedic timing. :P
2001-12-26 5:35:20 PM  
This mean a revision to the lessor known theory of the time-space continumum that had an assumption of zero mass for all the matzoh balls in China.
2001-12-26 5:39:47 PM  
Mao Zedong?, Mao Tse Tung? or Mao Tse Tov?

Takes another sip of the Mogen David with a beer chaser

Kosher pork fried rice?
2001-12-26 5:43:10 PM  
and Just In Time For Christmas!!!!!
2001-12-26 5:44:26 PM  
Moo Jew Gai Pan, anyone?
I love it: the jews put in the railroads in china, the chinese put in the railroads in the us, and the us,...., the us......, uhhh.....
2001-12-26 5:51:16 PM  
Jeeze! How long did it take for the Chinese to realize this?
The Jews and the Chinese look pretty different from each other. Should be easy enough to recognize the Jews just from thier funny little hats.
2001-12-26 5:53:10 PM  
Hytes Xian I'll passover on your comments.

The Chinese version of Guys and Gals is: "Gooks and Goys"

No offense meant, BTW guzzles the Mogen David
2001-12-26 5:53:47 PM  
So are dogs and cats kosher?
2001-12-26 5:56:55 PM  
Jefferson Davis,

I found that fact among the others I pulled out of my ass.

*hands the mogen-david back, I brought manishevitz*
2001-12-26 5:59:07 PM  

I brought manishevitz*

Never heard of it, Is it Chinese?
2001-12-26 6:02:07 PM  
Yes, it's made here,

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2001-12-26 6:03:40 PM  
Hara Nagria, Hara Nagria
2001-12-26 6:06:25 PM  
Did you know Sammy was half chinese?

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2001-12-26 6:11:08 PM  
Hey, I'm a recovering alcoholic, but don't you think this cyber-wine being passed around would be safe? I can't stand being left out...
2001-12-26 6:13:34 PM  
Sorry Hytes Xian you have to be a chinese jew to drink this wine, but we do have some nice smoke left over from the monkey thread.
2001-12-26 6:16:40 PM  
A gay, transvestite, midget, retarded, Chinese Jew walks into a bar.....
2001-12-26 6:17:33 PM  
Hmmmmm sounds Jewish?
2001-12-26 6:20:06 PM  

Hmmmm Hyte Xiam ... sounds Jewish?

damns the Mogen David and html
2001-12-26 6:23:44 PM  
Who do you think gave the Chinese the idea of disposing of unwanted peoples by crushing them with battle tanks?
2001-12-26 6:43:28 PM  
Jefferson You're funny today.....actually, you all are.....

Well, as a Jew, I can't say I'm happy about offense, it just adds more fuel to the joke fire....but this does explain why Chinese restaurants are the only restaurants open on Christmas Eve.......hmmmmmmmm
2001-12-26 6:43:46 PM  
Oy Veysmire... now the Chinese can pump a couple a billion a year into Isreal to buy the jewish vote back home... uhhhhhh they don't vote do they??? ... forget it! Resume suppression! Keep those prison factories going - we need the U.S dollars for exchange and keep the "Most Favored Nation" status. Next "death-row-organ-donor" please step forward we need more U.S. dollars to exchange.
2001-12-26 6:52:27 PM  
Mai Tu Senz: Figured out the outfit, yet?
2001-12-26 6:56:20 PM  
Well have you made your haberdashery decision for your big Vegas debauchery and tease fest?
Fark needs to know.
2001-12-26 6:59:13 PM  
Anxiously awaiting pic of dress My2cents picked.........
2001-12-26 7:02:57 PM  
Hytes Funny...I'd do one for your name, except it would still read Hytes Xian.....or I'm just too tired to come up with anything.... And thanks to my being on Fark til all hours of the night, I slept in and was late for work, not that this is unusual for me, but I'm an idiot none the less.

And no, still haven't figured out an outfit...I was accused of being a Farkwhore, which I'm not denying, but perhaps you didn't see the newest link... here
or the original link here I am quite aware that some people have found this annoying....yes, I know, but I'm tired and cranky and I blame it all on you farkers........ so there
2001-12-26 7:09:56 PM  
You know the sad thing is that here I am, not being able to decide what to wear, and yet I still feel the urge to go shopping. Now mind you that regardless of certain family member's wealth (ie my parents) I actually pay way too much in rent and am now paying out the a$$ for a hotel room in Vegas, so really, I don't have the money to be shopping, but when you have a disease like this (Compulsive Shopper) there really is not too much you can do about it except, well shop....

Oh, and I thought you guys might find this amusing, but speaking of wealthy parents, my dad claims to have a "Menendez Clause" in his will, so that if there should be any suspicious circumstances if something should happen, then any money that would be left to me and my sister is used towards an, to make sure my sister and I didn't pull a 'Lyle & Eric'....

I hope he's joking.....and I'm sure he is, but it is sorta amusing none the less.....
2001-12-26 7:11:51 PM  
Mai: I think we can all gladly share in bearing the burden of blame for this endeavor. We just gotta keep goin, ya know. We're in this thing together now. Not rain nor snow nor (especially) gloom of night shall stay these farkers from the swift completion of this fashion crisis decision. Now, please, what's the holdup?
2001-12-26 7:12:41 PM  
#8 is good, Mytwocents... or 11.
2001-12-26 7:14:45 PM  
I still say 8, not that you don't have sexy legs or anything

Might want to get that knee looked at a little meeeeeeeeeeeeee ;p
2001-12-26 7:21:12 PM  
your pic will aid me nicely later, thanks.
2001-12-26 7:24:51 PM  
I know the cure for a "Compulsive Shopper".

Jeeze, put up a page for your diary already!
If I should want to know which shoes you were dared to wear with which purse, I'll checkout your page
2001-12-26 7:27:15 PM  
What's an "ethinic" group?

I wonder if that's written by the same person that gave us the picinic basket.
2001-12-26 7:33:54 PM  
Yes, and I'm afraid that same person is trying to get their hands on a nucular bomb.
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