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(Some Guy)   The council of elrond, directed by kevin smith.   (ugo.com) divider line
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6288 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Dec 2001 at 3:50 PM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2001-12-26 3:56:04 PM  
No "I'm not even supposed to *be* here today!" or
"you tell em Steve-Dave"?
 
2001-12-26 3:56:10 PM  
Can't get much more unfunny than that.
 
2001-12-26 4:00:35 PM  
I meant to say f.irst p.ost, but the farking filter puts boobies instead...
 
2001-12-26 4:03:11 PM  
I wouldn't go out of my way for credit for this post...
 
2001-12-26 4:04:54 PM  
Amateurish, but slightly funny at times. I give it a C+. That is all.
 
2001-12-26 4:07:46 PM  
It would be funnier if done as a live action skit, but the comedic payoff wouldn't really be worth going through all of that trouble.

C+ is pretty accurate.
 
2001-12-26 4:29:46 PM  
I wouldn't call Kevin Smith Amateurish. The guy comes up with some funny shiat, this just isn't his best work for obvious reasons.
 
2001-12-26 4:33:43 PM  
We're supposed to know kevin smith from a stinking pile of shiat?

What'd he do, crap out some stupid farking movie that you guys like?
 
2001-12-26 4:42:35 PM  
Man, that is one amazingly unfunny piece of crap.

Glorfindel? Glorfindel isn't even in the freaking movie.

Funny how UGO, one time vaunted Internet network, doesn't seem to know the difference between clever and stupid.

D+, at best.
 
2001-12-26 4:43:40 PM  
words words words. I have a very short attention span. boobies.
 
2001-12-26 4:45:21 PM  
Ohmygod! That was the funniest thing I've seen today! ROTFLMAO!!! HAHAHAHA--- wait, what was so funny? I didn't read the article.
 
2001-12-26 4:54:53 PM  
Upright, this was obviously written before the movie came out.

Oh by the way, why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the glue bottle?
 
2001-12-26 5:36:22 PM  
Is it just me? Or is UGO the most retarded farkin cash vaccuum on the internet?
 
2001-12-26 5:50:05 PM  
Billy Crystal says that this article is not funny or fun.
 
2001-12-26 5:56:30 PM  
contrary to popular opinion, i laughed at this article. sue me.
 
2001-12-26 5:59:50 PM  
I hereby sue Sgamer for 10 billion dollars.
 
2001-12-26 6:00:12 PM  
I take credit cards.
 
2001-12-26 6:02:11 PM  
Kevin Smith has pissed me off ever since the release of that horribly cliched and unfunny movie, "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"... what a failure.

Oh, and I didn't like Dogma very much. Buddy Jesus was the funniest thing.
 
2001-12-26 6:05:29 PM  
*Yawn* ZZZZZZZ etc.
 
2001-12-26 6:23:53 PM  
Well, Mierk, *most* of us know Kevin Smith from you. But you can be excused if you don't. After all, it's difficult to formulate such intricate thought patterns with all those flies around you, I'm sure.
 
2001-12-26 6:39:37 PM  
And, as I mentioned in the other LotR thread, this piece of *satire* (get it?) was NOT written by Kevin Smith. It was written by someone at UGO who thought it would be funny to write the scene *as if* Kevin Smith were directing it.

People would rather biatch than read. Imagine that.

(by the way, that was sarcasm. juuuuust in case.)
 
2001-12-26 6:46:49 PM  
Kevin Smith Rulz, no question and I agree with BigPhilly, this isnt kevins style, Kevin has more class than some of the shiat put in there.

kevin Smith-Chasing Amy, Clerks, Dogma, J&SB Strike back, and the every funny, mallrats
 
2001-12-26 6:49:43 PM  
BigPhilly's right; Smith didn't write this, so don't judge him based on something he didn't do. By the way, Jason Mewes would be a much better Legolas than Gandalf. (I think some others have already made this comparison anyway.) And where the hell did they get Seinfeld? This was dumb, wherever it came from.
 
2001-12-26 7:03:24 PM  
That was about as funny as childhood lukemia.
 
2001-12-26 7:08:15 PM  
you guys suck.
This was damn funny
"Yo, check this shiat. Me and Silent Gimli here, we got a plan. We stole an outline of the Dark Lord's whole scheme, and found a weakness just like the farkin' Death Star. If somebody takes the ring to Mordor, and throws it in that fiery pit-thing, farkin' bickety-bam, Sauron's whole kingdom comes down. "

It works better if youve seen all the askewinverse movies.
 
2001-12-26 7:09:11 PM  
Cheshire: HA! Now THAT'S comedy!
 
2001-12-26 7:35:37 PM  
i'm lonely
 
2001-12-26 8:57:18 PM  
sucktastic
 
2001-12-26 10:05:24 PM  
I like Kevin Smith, and I bet that would've been pretty damn funny if I'd read the book. Or seen the movie. I did get the smoking thing.
 
2001-12-26 10:13:15 PM  
*shakes head*

How could anyone do that to such an epic fantasy? Ridiculous.
 
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2001-12-26 10:20:31 PM  
childhood leukemia is funny. all those bald, pale little kids. they are like little cancer clowns, limping and coughing about.
they got great jokes too. i don't remember the start of it, but the punchline is: mommy, am i gonna die soon.
 
2001-12-26 11:20:03 PM  
I laughed, but then I cried, because I thought it was gonna be the hottie Kevin Smith who played Ares on the Xena series.
I was amused, but probably more so because I am the only living human besides my 2 year old niece who has not read the LOTR books. I have also not read Harry Potter.
So, when does my banishment from the human race become effective?
 
2001-12-27 12:15:45 AM  
How is that possible, NTQueen? You haven't read any part of either series?

...

If you say so...

Is it just me, or did the bits for Jerry Seinfeld sound more like Chandler from Friends?
 
2001-12-27 1:14:13 AM  
I havent read the books either- well, I read the first one so long ago I cant remember a darn thing, so it doesnt really count.

But then again, I havent read the book versions of probably 99% of the movies Ive seen...the movies based on books that is...
 
2001-12-27 6:03:35 AM  
I give it a low B. A low chuckle here and there and HOLY shiat I'M A FREAKING NERD!
 
2001-12-27 6:31:14 AM  
Ben Affleck & Matt Damon...what a couple of losers..
 
2001-12-27 6:39:37 AM  
What're you guys, nuts? This was hilarious! Except they really needed to give Silent Bob a line...spout some wisdom....
 
2001-12-27 2:40:56 PM  
Sad. Very sad.
 
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