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(AP) NewsFlash UW student found to have purchased "abduction" tools after she went missing. Police don't believe an abductor is at large   ( divider line
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2004-04-02 02:42:25 PM  
I can never figure out, if she just up and disappeared, who decided she was abducted? I mean, I know she claimed to be abducted, after she was found.
2004-04-02 02:42:26 PM  
And our new number one hit, "I Do Believe We're Naked," by Funky-See Funky-Do, replaces "We're Sending Our Love Down the Well," which plunges all the way down to number 97.
2004-04-02 02:42:29 PM  
My guess is that she's a psycho hose beast trying to get out of an exam or paper. Another theory of mine is that she's going through withdrawl from all of the attention she got when she was attacked 2 months ago, so she had to stage a similar event to get the same reaction and get her fix.

How is this feminist propaganda?

What a great name for a band: Nubian Nuts. I love it.
2004-04-02 02:42:33 PM  
Better yet,

1. Disappear
2. buy and plant fake evidence
3. profit ?

/What asshat started the numbering scheme ending with "Profit" ???
2004-04-02 02:42:39 PM  
Proud to be an alumn!
2004-04-02 02:42:57 PM  
Nuttier than a toddler's turd after Halloween
2004-04-02 02:43:00 PM  
my guess is that they pullled her Wiscmail account from public info the minute she was reported missing. As for the msn account, i say we pillage that mofo hardcore. behold the awesome power of the small minority of farkers who are evil and heartless!!

/evil and heartless
2004-04-02 02:43:11 PM  
The town and state should sue this biatch for wasting all those resources looking for her sorry ass.
2004-04-02 02:43:17 PM  
Why didnt this story get the obvious tag?
2004-04-02 02:43:31 PM  
The poster has this wrong...the items were purchased by her BEFORE she went "missing"
2004-04-02 02:43:58 PM  
Nice name by the way I_am_Jills_Nipples
2004-04-02 02:44:08 PM  

great Cable Guy reference
2004-04-02 02:44:17 PM  

Done and done. :-)
2004-04-02 02:44:18 PM  
msubizkit4 - Gee, it was made up. It made the whole country say "Holy shiat". It was timed during a period designed to make people aware of womens' rights. Hmmm, sounds like propaganda to me.
2004-04-02 02:44:31 PM  
Sorrority hazing gone too far? It would have been much easier to get on Girls Gone Wild....
2004-04-02 02:44:46 PM  
I. Am. In. Shock.

/Richard Simmons
2004-04-02 02:44:47 PM  
I have a little experience in witnessing what some previously normal people will do when suffering from mental illness. If that's what she has going on, then I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Being delusional must be hellish. If you don't have control over your own mind, you git nothin'. If she's a spoiled tramp looking for attention, fark her. If she's got some kind of mental illness going on then I truly wish her the best.
2004-04-02 02:45:22 PM  
ah, i always loved Field Day. no school.

You're thinking of field trips
2004-04-02 02:45:49 PM  
Ill wish her the best in her new mental home after she serves her time in jail for filing a false report JohnBigBootay.
2004-04-02 02:45:55 PM  
Jeff - The items were purchased on Wednsday. She was "found" on Wednsday.
2004-04-02 02:45:58 PM  
I_am_Jill's_Nipples - Amen to that! Everyone to the Farkmobile to swamp MSN. Props for the name too.
2004-04-02 02:46:44 PM  
Looks like everyone fled the previous thread and came here! My poor, wasted flame...

/if she wanted BAD attention she should have joined a Sorority!
2004-04-02 02:47:02 PM  
The total lack of compassion displayed here for a fellow human being who is obviously in need reminds me of the time the Easter bunny kidnapped me & took me to Bigfoot's house in the swamp, while I was only dressed in sweats...but at least the geese were nice...
2004-04-02 02:47:23 PM  

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"What's best way to win back a father's love? A phony kidnapping!"
2004-04-02 02:47:42 PM  

Nice "The Cable Guy" reference.
2004-04-02 02:47:46 PM  
I'm in for emailing her senseless.
2004-04-02 02:47:50 PM  
2004-04-02 02:44:18 PM blueelvis33

msubizkit4 - Gee, it was made up. It made the whole country say "Holy shiat". It was timed during a period designed to make people aware of womens' rights. Hmmm, sounds like propaganda to me.

Sounds like you're window dressing a notion that was silly to begin with.
2004-04-02 02:47:54 PM  
According to the press conference they specified that BEFORE she was missing the items were purchased.
2004-04-02 02:48:09 PM  
Also, while I'm in a pic posting kind of mood:

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2004-04-02 02:48:14 PM  
hey jills nipples - are you gonna write the account?
2004-04-02 02:48:15 PM  
The advertisors paid her to lie.
/Consipracy theory

It is entertainment, not news.
CNN wouldn't have shown an hour of search dogs had this not been a cute, young, white girl, because the advertisers that the media caters to wouldn't pay for it.
2004-04-02 02:48:27 PM  
*biatch slap*

She's obviously not completely mentally ill, after all she went to a store and bought items specifically to suggest an abduction, so she had rational thought.
2004-04-02 02:48:52 PM  
What, the abductor didn't need an indoor sex swing?
2004-04-02 02:49:27 PM  
Elementary, my dear Watson. Young Miss Seiler left her apartment to make her hardware purchases for the week. Upon leaving the store, she was attacked by an assailant who demanded her valuables. Upon seeing what she had upon her person, a common mugging suddenly took a more sinister turn.

Actually, I live in Madison, I've been looking at this girl's picture posted all over, and I don't know what the hell to think. I had no reason to believe she hadn't been abducted until she turned up alive. That just doesn't happen very often. But then we're left with the question of why somebody would just up and disappear for five days, wearing sweats, and turn up in a marsh at the end of it all. I for one will be very interested to see how the WTF factor is resolved.
2004-04-02 02:49:28 PM  
The alleged suspect was later found to be in Indianapolis...

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2004-04-02 02:49:41 PM  
i suspect it is not demtentia (what with checking the weather reports before hand and all)

The reality is probably more embarrasing (in her little mind) than a faked abduction. knocked up and ran off for abortion maybe, or bad drug binge, or getting out of some other obligation. In any case, faked abductions probably never work out. Cops know what to look for, and they see them a lot.

The kidnap victim is always one of the prime suspects in kidnapping cases, just good police practice, despite it sounding stupid.
2004-04-02 02:49:53 PM  
at the very, VERY least - she didn't describe her "kidnapper" as a black man. that would have been the ugly icing on the biatch cake for me - and instantly turned the whole thing into an Alexander Payne movie.
2004-04-02 02:49:59 PM  
Someone's Mommy and Daddy didn't pay enough attention to her as a child.
2004-04-02 02:50:16 PM  
Come on now people, how could you let this thread get so long with at least one accusation that Bush is responsible for this? My fellow farkers are getting lax.
2004-04-02 02:50:18 PM  
Did anyony start the countdown?

2004-04-02 02:50:44 PM  
For F's sake MattyC, do you not want to be the first? I already sent one off of another email account that I have. I asked her if I could smack her in the a$$ with a mullet (fish not hairdo).
2004-04-02 02:50:54 PM  
I'd take advantage of her fragile mental state.
2004-04-02 02:51:29 PM  

2004-04-02 02:51:35 PM  
Bostony, I think that was a count up you did...not a count down.
2004-04-02 02:51:46 PM  

"I sure hope if this turns out to be staged that she is charged for all the man hours and helicopters and that thermal image camera couldn't have been cheap either!"

What if she's truly mentally ill? As I said before, if she's just a spoiled biatch lookin' for attention, throw the book at her. But if she has mental health issues it's pretty ridiculous to ridicule her and put her in jail. That shiat could happen to any of us. Mental illness is more widespread than many people think. If you get cancer, everyone pities you. If you suffer from a mental illness, you're either wealthy or you end up on the street.

/since when is the brain not part of the body?
2004-04-02 02:52:04 PM  

I'll start the countdown until she comes out and blames (and let's be honest) probably sues some depression drug company or McDonald's coffee for making her do this to herself. Then comes the tearful confession on Barbara Walters, and I'm sure the Lifetime movie is already being cast.

The pretty upper-middle white girl won't face any conscequences from this and will probably profit.
2004-04-02 02:52:21 PM  
She is obviously on a quest for attention. I would suggest that she post pictures on Its cheaper and you dont usually get sent to a mental facility as a result.
2004-04-02 02:52:23 PM  
Ya know...they say that depressed, unstable girls are the easiest to nail...
2004-04-02 02:52:46 PM  
She pulled a FNORGBY.

A FNORGBY was pulled by her.


I smell a FNORGY

2004-04-02 02:52:49 PM  
Bf+ OK, assnugget, we farkin get it, she was a white girl, the media covered it because she was somewhat cute, the last 4 threads about this chick have made that abundantly clear, I bow to your originality, your insightfulness and your almighty grasp of how the oh-so-complex media works.
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