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(USA Today)   Halle Berry movie "Monster's Ball" to feature the year's hottest sex scene   (usatoday.com) divider line
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2001-12-26 2:24:30 PM  
Starring Nifu!!! The one with the monster balls.
 
2001-12-26 2:27:33 PM  
I would drink Halle's bath water.
 
2001-12-26 2:28:44 PM  
Damn, it stars Puff Daddy. I don't want to have to sit through a movie staring him to see Halle's Berrys, though I probably will. -_-!
 
2001-12-26 2:29:09 PM  
"the year's hottest sex scene"
This year, or next year? I hate when places say "Best movie of the year!" when it's only January...
 
2001-12-26 2:30:34 PM  
Oops, I get the "didn't read the article before posting" prize.. dork!
 
2001-12-26 2:30:48 PM  
Need link to trailer NOW!!!!

Thanks.
 
2001-12-26 2:31:13 PM  
This can only mean that the movie sucks, like that stupid movie Swordfish where she went topless.
 
43%
2001-12-26 2:31:44 PM  
i would imagine that a porno would have much hotter sex than some R rated movie.

...unless we get a halle berry money shot.
 
2001-12-26 2:35:53 PM  
So she's finally going to do that whole Bukkake thing?
 
2001-12-26 2:36:05 PM  
I just saw "Halle Berry's Titties", I mean "Swordfish" last night.
 
2001-12-26 2:36:33 PM  
Can a woman actually be/do/are/have the "money shot"?
 
2001-12-26 2:37:49 PM  
Monster Balls would have been better. Look what Urine Town's name did (NYC show).
 
2001-12-26 2:39:24 PM  
Here's a whole NY Post article on the sex scenes, that ran a couple weeks ago...

http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36326.htm

It's amazing, I was just IMing with a buddy and shared the Cheryl-Ladd's-daughter pic... being old farkers, we discussed how pathetic it was to be drooling over a whole new second generation now, but that the sad thing about Cheryl's career is she became famous before she ever had to take her clothes off on screen. That's why I admire Halle, she refused all this time, was somewhat prudish even, and now she's a freak. Gotta love that in an actress, doing it for her art.
 
43%
2001-12-26 2:40:20 PM  
Dllsgrlz i dont think so. i blame my hangover.
 
2001-12-26 2:44:16 PM  
Pics?
 
lbo
2001-12-26 2:46:57 PM  
Berry's character is a waitress with an obese son, who hides candy bars like alcoholics hide booze, and a husband on death row (Sean Combs).

Oh yippie! Is Sean Combs the same Sean "P-dang-diddly-doofus" Combs that I love so much? I bet he just plays back voice overs of other, better, actors while saying "uh, hell yeah" over it.

I wouldn't pay 7 bucks to see puffy daddy do it, even if it is with Halle Berry.
 
2001-12-26 2:47:39 PM  
I just watched the trailer, I think it looks pretty good.

Puffy dies. Halle naked.

If this movie has a deep space "dog fight" with colorful lazers and stuff, it may be the best movie ever.

BTW, speaking of movies, I hated LOTR.
 
2001-12-26 2:47:52 PM  
Okay. I'll blame your hangover too.
 
2001-12-26 2:50:13 PM  
A racist corrections officer having sex with a black waittress......hmmmmmm

can you say Grammy
 
lbo
2001-12-26 2:51:58 PM  
Puffy dies? I'm seeing it twice.
 
2001-12-26 2:52:48 PM  
Grammy=Music

Academy Award=movies


Shows how much I know.....or care.
 
lbo
2001-12-26 2:53:13 PM  
can you say Grammy

Aren't grammys for music? What are the awards for porn movies?
 
2001-12-26 2:53:19 PM  
[image from stats.waikato.ac.nz too old to be available]
"Monster's Ball -- huhuh, hehehe..."
 
2001-12-26 2:56:18 PM  
I'd go only if they show Puff Daddy get executed...for real !
He should be executed after raping "KASHMIR".

Halle "Hit and Run" Berry "My face in her white chocolate boobies".
 
2001-12-26 2:56:20 PM  
Movie sounds good, but that has to be the worst-written review I've ever read.
 
2001-12-26 2:57:55 PM  
Lbo: What are the awards for porn movies?

Golden Globes?

/pun
 
2001-12-26 3:10:57 PM  
All I have to say is BAPS ...Halle's best movie
 
2001-12-26 3:17:19 PM  
I believe the porno awards are the AVN awards (adult video news). I don't know what the statue is though.
 
2001-12-26 3:20:18 PM  
"C'mon, Sully! Let's get it on!"
"That's Monster's BALL, you idiot! Not Monsters, INC.!!"
[image from movieposters.net too old to be available]
 
2001-12-26 3:21:31 PM  
Her tits were saggier than I would have expected. Disappointing, really.
 
2001-12-26 3:30:28 PM  
OcterDoctopus,

I agree. Here tits had super small nipples and were saggier than expected. She still has a great body and I would definitely do her though.
 
JMT
2001-12-26 3:42:29 PM  
Well, at least they were real. At least I hope they were real. If not, that's just plain sad.
 
2001-12-26 3:43:00 PM  
Best sex scene? How about the one in Lynch's "Mulholland Drive"? that had my personal clock reading high noon.
 
2001-12-26 3:49:11 PM  
Caution: Spoilers Ahead

I've seen Monster's Ball and let me just say I don't know what the critics are seeing in it. I saw an advance screening and sat across the isle from two Lion's Gate reps. Let's say they must have been embarrased. We laughed at this farce from beginning to end. And great acting, what?! If great acting means Puff Daddy looking like he's about to fall asleep, Peter Boyle yelling out the stupidest racial remarks I've ever heard and Billy Bob talking even less than he did than in "The Man Who Wasn't There" (a good movie, BTW); then yeah, this is great acting. But the real laughs begin when Halle Berry begins beating her 300 pound son and calling him a fat a**, all while wrestling a chocolate bar from him. He looks like he could sit on her and kill her. But wait until she starts screaming "Make me fell good!" (a classic line if there ever was one) to good ol' boy Billy Bob and prepare yourself for a couple of minutes of Halle Berry goodness, only to be ruined because they show Billy Bob's butt! Ewww... I feel dirty. I saw this with about 10 people and all agreed, there are only two reasons to see this movie, I assume you know what they are.
 
lbo
2001-12-26 3:49:18 PM  
I don't think that you can beat the sex scene from back door beauties 5. I'd love to see halle berry try, though.
 
2001-12-26 4:17:33 PM  
Ill go if the hot sex scene involves Puff the Magic Diddy getting raped in prison by the guy from the Green Mile.

Why wont this guy go away? Damn! Is Coolio in this P.O.S. too?
 
2001-12-26 4:44:58 PM  
Sorry Hottttest sex scene this year has to be Mulholland Drive.

damn!
 
2001-12-26 4:47:28 PM  
Replicator is correct. I had to take a cold shower after that lesbian masterpiece. I thank David Lynch and am glad Mulholland did not become a network TV show after all.
 
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2001-12-26 5:04:45 PM  
She better whore that ass out as fast as she can before it all falls apart. She's just like Cindy Crawford. She sees the career coming to an end so she flashing the nips to milk whatever money she can out before she's farked and thrown away.
 
2001-12-26 5:52:39 PM  
Fb-,
I had that last Playboy where Cindy Crawford was in it.
I was very disappointed. What is with her tits(or little of them)?
I'd do 'em both still(twist my arm) but they are not aging gracefully.
 
2001-12-26 6:39:43 PM  
Puff Daddy? God help us.
 
2001-12-26 7:10:04 PM  
Her head is much smaller than Barry Bostwick's.
 
2001-12-26 7:38:21 PM  
Hot women rarely age gracefully. That's why people trade in their trophy wives every few years.
 
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2001-12-26 8:19:33 PM  
SLAYERSWINE,

Good point. I'd still pork the both of them, but it's all downhill from here for them. Downhill fast and face first.
 
2001-12-26 9:32:42 PM  
that was the most grammatically confusing article Ive read in weeks.

sickening.
 
2001-12-27 12:00:08 AM  
Wait...Billy Bob's farking Angelina Jolie in real life, and Halle Berry onscreen?

Something's not right here...
 
2001-12-27 2:27:10 AM  
I rented Swordfish and never put it in the player because the thought of Travolta overcame the thought of another look at Halle's nay-nays.

Billy Bob Thornton is enough to make me not want to see her snatch.
 
2001-12-27 2:47:52 AM  
Parts of that scene had to be cut out to avoid an NC-17 rating.
 
2001-12-27 10:59:37 AM  
Ever seen 'Thursday'? Kind of in the same vein as Pulp Fiction, but with a really cool scene where this sadistic chick in a latex-ish dress ties a guy up in a chair and has her way with him. Great scene until they get interrupted rather violently....
 
2001-12-27 10:10:46 PM  
This just in, Halle Berry isn't that hot... (definatly not worth this stupid thread)
 
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