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(Some Guy)   Motorist bites off cyclist's finger during road rage incident   (ananova.com) divider line
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3604 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Dec 2001 at 2:22 PM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2001-12-26 2:28:08 PM  
I thought Ananova was on an unofficial blacklist here, since they harvest stories from Fark?
 
2001-12-26 2:30:12 PM  
Finger lickin' good!

Sorry had to
 
2001-12-26 2:32:27 PM  
Hey, the guy was hungry and he was into his cultural dietary practices.
 
2001-12-26 2:34:27 PM  
Wouldn't that be considered "finger food"?
 
2001-12-26 2:36:33 PM  
Article doesn't say... I'm guessing it was the middle one.
 
2001-12-26 2:41:46 PM  
`I got to blow a cop once to get out of a ticket...
 
2001-12-26 2:42:02 PM  
it says his little finger.
on most people, that is the pinky
 
2001-12-26 2:59:11 PM  
Xian bet he enjoyed it more!

Careful your bro might find out.....shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
2001-12-26 3:00:26 PM  
Yeh, that was a bit extreme.
There're often big debates here in Minneapolis (and I'm sure other places) about motorists respecting the rights of bicyclists to be on the roads. That's all well and good, except that I don't beleive I have EVER seen a bicylist obey a single traffic law he was physically capable of breaking. There were two bicyclists I nearly hit with my car last summer. One was going full tilt through a stop sign, and proceeded through the next one (the first was a street that intersected mid block), at which another car was stopped and ready to go. Didn't even seem to notice that I nearly hit him. Another pair were riding side by side the wrong way along the parked cars on either side of a one-way street. Right as I got to them guy on the right, who was looking at his buddy the whole time, swerves right in front of me.
This motorist was probably just sick and tired of having his car hit or nearly killing some idiot 5 times a day. Doesn't make biting the guy's finger off appropriate, but you can avoid a whole lot of road rage by not blatently violating traffic laws.
(Note, the bicyclist was passing the car close enough to hit it. This means, lane or two of traffic stopped, bike being ridden up between the lanes. I bet that's illegal even in Italy.)
 
2001-12-26 3:01:05 PM  
I thought so too, Pertifly.
 
2001-12-26 3:05:41 PM  
My brother bit the top digit of some guy's thumb off,spit it out, and kicked it in a sewer when the jagoff tried gouging my bother's eye out with the thumb.
It was like that Dan Ackroyd/Julia Child skit with blood literally shooting out like a hose.
We took off before the cops and lawyers showed up.
 
2001-12-26 3:08:14 PM  
Dalyse Xian, if you blew some cop to get out of a ticket, we need a picture of you.

MacGabhain, AMEN! I am here in Atlanta and bicyclists NEVER obey the laws. I can only hope that one day I get to witness an accident where I can testify that it was the biker that caused the wreck. Farking dumb ass farking bikers.
 
2001-12-26 3:18:12 PM  
My Bologna has a first name its F I N G R, I love to eat them every day and if you ask me why Ill see, He scratched my car of course. lol Italians have nasty little tempers and vicious appetites.
 
2001-12-26 3:20:14 PM  
I should proof read ,,,, I meant Ill Say not ill see.. IM sure most of the older farkers will have caught that mistake.
 
2001-12-26 3:37:49 PM  
DalyseXian,
Let me guess, you were really drunk and you thought you were blowing a D.U.I. test tube.

Rocko67,
I usually am a prick about spelling on FARKers but only to the assholes.
My spelling today is horrendous only because my typing sucks and I haven't been proofreading before submitting.
Same with you I'd assume, unless you pissed me off, then I'd call you inbred. =)
 
2001-12-26 3:53:08 PM  
...and that policeman's name was Officer Free... Officer Scott Free.

Get it? Dalyse Xian got off Scott Free! ha ha ha! Is this thing on? Thanks a lot! I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitresses.
 
2001-12-26 3:54:03 PM  
Just one word:

Yum!
 
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2001-12-26 5:13:30 PM  
THE JIHAD IS OVER!!!


ANANOVA WON!!!


WOOOOO!!! WOOOO!!!

[image from ananova.com too old to be available]
 
2001-12-26 5:24:15 PM  
I think Drew just wants to see in Ananova will start mining old Ananova stories from Fark.
 
2001-12-26 5:25:05 PM  
IN=IF

I must learn to proofread
 
2001-12-26 6:16:05 PM  
mmmmm tastes like baloney

Dam bicycle weirdoes. I bet he was wearing the cute little bike pants and bike shirt and bike shoes.......

Bikers always want to be treated as equals on the road but they seem immune from all those annoying traffic signs and traffic rules.
 
2001-12-26 6:58:33 PM  
I never did tell my brother that story. Oopsd I did it again.
 
2001-12-26 7:02:49 PM  
the guy is luck the old dude didnt bite off his wiener instead :P
 
2001-12-26 7:44:59 PM  
why do I forsee ed Begley Jr. getting involved in something like this...
 
2001-12-27 12:41:28 AM  
What is it with these soccer countries and biting ... digits? Not that I know where Bolgna is without looking but I bet they play soccer.
 
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