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2015-12-29 7:40:10 PM  
Welcome to the final Headline of the Year contest for the Business tab. These are the top five from each quarter, and after the voting entries I'll list the prelim contests and then a few headlines that I liked tat the end. This is the last contest for subtabs, so choose wisely.
 
2015-12-29 7:40:33 PM  
JC Penney employee arrested for stealing merchandise and selling it on eBay, also cited for having a better business model than JC Penney



 
2015-12-29 7:40:36 PM  
Virgin Mobile to allow rollover, will henceforth be known as "Technical Virgin Mobile"



 
2015-12-29 7:40:39 PM  
PayPal founder Elon Musk's second wife says "get ready to pay, pal"



 
2015-12-29 7:40:43 PM  
J.P. Morgan eliminates voice mail for its employees. Or as it's now referred to by the government, "evidence"



 
2015-12-29 7:40:46 PM  
Supreme Court hears the case of a pregnant UPS driver forced to go on unpaid leave. First time that UPS was ever concerned about the consequences of an early delivery



 
2015-12-29 7:40:49 PM  
The Chinese will be helping to build new railroads in America. Voluntarily this time



 
2015-12-29 7:40:52 PM  
Legendary arms-maker Colt has managed the seemingly impossible: Going bankrupt selling guns to Americans



 
2015-12-29 7:40:55 PM  
Vietnam devalues its Dong. Begins test driving Corvettes



 
2015-12-29 7:40:58 PM  
Jay Z buys streaming company. R Kelly approves



 
2015-12-29 7:41:01 PM  
90,000 cases of frozen spinach products recalled after causing severe abdominal pain, blindness in one eye, huge forearm tumors



 
2015-12-29 7:41:04 PM  
Sony threatens anyone who publishes leaked documents, swears they'll release another Adam Sandler movie if their demands aren't met



 
2015-12-29 7:41:08 PM  
Dolphin-free labels on cans of tuna "are a fraud cooked up by special interests." Plus they never give you a free dolphin no matter how many labels you collect



 
2015-12-29 7:41:11 PM  
8,000 jobs at Malaysia Airlines suddenly go missing



 
2015-12-29 7:41:14 PM  
A&P supermarkets file for bankruptcy. Stop & Shop to buy some of the A&P stores. No word yet if the acquired stores will be renamed Stop & P



 
2015-12-29 7:41:17 PM  
Ashley Madison CEO resigns, presumably to spend time with all the imaginary women in his family



 
2015-12-29 7:41:20 PM  
In legal news, KitKat badly whacked, gives the court a bone



 
2015-12-29 7:41:23 PM  
American Airlines adds free real-time baggage tracking, making it easy for passengers to mail their luggage a "wish you were here" postcard



 
2015-12-29 7:41:26 PM  
You know, maybe flying jetliners with Rebel Alliance insignia on them isn't the best idea in Southeast Asia. It's just asking for a Thai fighter attack



 
2015-12-29 7:41:29 PM  
Kraft Heinz ... ... ... cuts ... ... ... 2,600 ... ... ... jobs ... ... ... closes ... ... ... seven ... ... ... plants



 
2015-12-29 7:41:32 PM  
Apparently all the articles saying that orange juice sales are increasing were just pulp fiction



 
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