Skip to content
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Telegraph)   Report: Apes use recreational drugs   ( divider line
    More: Obvious  
•       •       •

4586 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Dec 2001 at 10:10 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

62 Comments     (+0 »)

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

2001-12-26 10:13:41 AM  
Obvious? Guess I'll read the article now.

2001-12-26 10:13:51 AM  
Finally, proof positive that apes can evolve into human form.
2001-12-26 10:17:46 AM  
Like apes and humans don't have common ancestors? We were chewing the bark too - before Bayer came around in the 1800's.
2001-12-26 10:18:19 AM  
My dog likes beer and wine, ALOT!
2001-12-26 10:21:08 AM  
"while others suck the bitter pith from the tree Vernonia amygdalina"

Do you ever just say to yourself, "I'm tired of sucking the bitter pith..."?
2001-12-26 10:21:59 AM  
They also masturbate. One of my exboyfriend's saw a monkey do that when he was about nine. He was at the zoo with his parents or something and he wandered off to go see the monkeys and he said that there was this one just goin at it. And there were these two older girls just standing there horrified and when the monkey finally finished, since the cage he was in just had some heavy duty fencing to separate the people from the animal, some of it got on one of the girls. Needless to say, he said he never masturbated nor had the desire to, but I think he lies.
There....I hope that made your day. Cause it makes me sort of ill. :)
2001-12-26 10:24:45 AM  
I like drugs.
2001-12-26 10:25:10 AM  
I mean Monkeys.
2001-12-26 10:26:42 AM  
wow Manda.. this one time at Monkey camp...
2001-12-26 10:26:57 AM  
Well tickle my ass and call me George of the Jungle...
2001-12-26 10:27:11 AM  
The pic of the monkey striking some Tim Leary pose in that article is priceless.
2001-12-26 10:27:48 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2001-12-26 10:29:16 AM  
Damn dirty apes!

Watched "Planet of the Apes" last night, and they were doing the doobage.
2001-12-26 10:31:45 AM  
um, speacking of drugs, does anybody see that second monkey?

time for me to lay off the crack pipe...
2001-12-26 10:32:22 AM  
Like we really needed to know this. Anyone have a bump???
2001-12-26 10:36:06 AM  
Very interesting indeed.
2001-12-26 10:37:25 AM  
"...and the Lawgiver said 'This is some good shiat' ."
2001-12-26 10:37:43 AM  
Hey Manda; is your boyfriend a guy? Does he draw a breath?

Then he masturbates.
2001-12-26 10:38:48 AM  
Yeah, I too have given much thought to moving to Columbia, climbing a mountain and sucking on coco leaves all day *sigh*

Manda yes, he's lying!

DrDave George of the Jungle and tickle your own ass.
2001-12-26 10:42:28 AM  
You sure this just wasn't recreational drug users devolving into apes?
2001-12-26 10:42:40 AM  
The second monkey in front of the text?
Oh good, I thought I was the only one
2001-12-26 10:44:33 AM  
"Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!"
2001-12-26 10:46:28 AM  
Prof Michael Huffman


Sure, pass it over.

2001-12-26 10:49:00 AM  
So...what *does* it say behind that second monkey?
2001-12-26 10:50:38 AM  
He's my ex and yeah....I didn't believe him either...
2001-12-26 10:53:24 AM  
eek eek.
2001-12-26 10:53:59 AM  
Get a monkey high, and she's YOURS!!
2001-12-26 10:56:15 AM  
2001-12-26 11:01:20 AM  
We who are about to get ape shiat faced, salute you.
2001-12-26 11:20:20 AM  
What seperates man from apes is the use of bongs
2001-12-26 11:27:34 AM  
Now the real question is: do apes seek out these plants for their effects or do they just happen to munch on whatever plant is nearby?
2001-12-26 11:31:15 AM  
Has anyone ever masturbated while on drugs???
2001-12-26 11:43:43 AM  
Send me a pic and I'll tell ya ;)
2001-12-26 12:02:09 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2001-12-26 12:02:52 PM  
I also heard that when they take these drugs, they catch fireflys and swing them around like a nob
2001-12-26 12:03:18 PM  
behind the second monkey it says:
Earlier work in the journal Bioscience by Prof Huffman suggested that the practice of medicine began with our hairy ancestors

2001-12-26 12:05:03 PM  
If a woman says she doesn't masturbate, she's lying too, right Manda?
2001-12-26 12:23:24 PM  
If you're gonna have gay orangutans, you gotta expect them to drop a little ecstacy before they hit the rave circuit.
2001-12-26 12:26:07 PM  
i bought a dime bag from an ape once at the philadelphia zoo once .pretty good stuff too !
2001-12-26 12:37:33 PM  
There was this monkey who hung out on the corner selling weed. He always told people to let him know when the circus was in town because he was gonna quit dealing and go back to performing. We never believed him.
2001-12-26 12:41:30 PM  
Someone call the DEA. These monkeys should be imprisoned. It's for their own good.
2001-12-26 12:48:39 PM  
C'mon people. Are you that nieve?
Remember Fleegle from "The Banana Splits?" Tell me that monkey wasn't doing L.S.D. ?
Anyone remember a movie called "The Bear"? The bear eats some mushrooms and is tripping.
And tell me Lancelot Link wasn't dropping acid and smoking pot.
2001-12-26 12:48:51 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Chim-Chim never really believed in cotton-mouth, until one day when it struck with a vengeance.
2001-12-26 12:49:18 PM  
and you just know that all profit from monkey junkies go straight to the monkey terrorist organizations located in Peru.
Can anyone say Osama Baboon Laden
2001-12-26 12:55:38 PM  
It's obvious that the DEA should get involved. Let's expand the war on drugs to arrest and prosecute other
drug using mammals as well.
2001-12-26 12:56:09 PM  
I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
2001-12-26 12:57:29 PM  
Did fb- just make a crack about recreational drug users when he freely admits to being a booze hound?
2001-12-26 1:11:35 PM  
chimps are not monkeys.
does anyone knoe if you can you get Alchornea floribunda and A. cordifolia (Euphorbiaceae) at GNC?
worth a try...
2001-12-26 1:12:59 PM  
See if a monkey does drugs its okay and part of his enviroment. But when I do drugs, there are cops, and lawyers and judges and jail cells with big ugly mean men and ....
2001-12-26 1:13:27 PM  
Another caption for Scraping-fetus' pic:

"Hey! Whattaya tryin' to do? You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!"
Displayed 50 of 62 comments

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.