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2015-12-28 1:51:58 PM  
479 votes:
CDC reports gonorrhea rates have declined for the first time in 30 years. Slow clap



 
2015-12-28 1:51:33 PM  
475 votes:
Police looking for 20-year-old man described as short, balding, lisping, with a sickly complexion and a mental deficiency. Unclear if they want to arrest him or just insult him further



 
2015-12-28 1:51:36 PM  
435 votes:
ISIS "emir of suicide bombings" killed in airstrike. Was identified by parts of emir, and parts of emir, and parts of emir



 
2015-12-28 1:52:14 PM  
423 votes:
The band played The Twist - I twisted. The band played Jump - I jumped. Then the band played Come On Eileen



 
2015-12-28 1:52:01 PM  
351 votes:
Anonymous hacktivists are planning to reveal the identities of 1,000 members of the Ku Klux Klan including the dyslexic one who hates gingers



 
2015-12-28 1:52:20 PM  
301 votes:
Woman complains to police that a man in a BMW was naked from the waist down. Police tell her that if they had to investigate every dick in a BMW, they'd never have time to do any other police work



 
2015-12-28 1:51:27 PM  
288 votes:
40,000 pounds of salsa spill on I-10 near Cabazon, CA. CHiPs respond



 
2015-12-28 1:51:39 PM  
285 votes:
Italian tourist killed by glacier in Alaska. How slow was that guy?



 
2015-12-28 1:51:52 PM  
283 votes:
Human torso found during investigation of severed limbs. Police say they are unconnected



 
2015-12-28 1:51:30 PM  
282 votes:
ime travel. Quantum experiment proves t



 
2015-12-28 1:51:21 PM  
280 votes:
Hilton to stop offering pornographic films. We'll always have Paris



 
2015-12-28 1:51:42 PM  
271 votes:
Ohio man charged with trying to help the Islamic State, or as they say in Ohio, THE Islamic State



 
2015-12-28 1:51:55 PM  
270 votes:
Maryland mansion fire that killed six in February ruled accidental according to THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE



 
2015-12-28 1:52:04 PM  
263 votes:
Town in Galicia celebrates 'Clitoris Festival,' confusing many men who don't know where Galicia is, either



 
2015-12-28 1:51:24 PM  
252 votes:
Casey Kasem buried in Norway, home of the top fjordy spots across the land



 
2015-12-28 1:52:10 PM  
238 votes:
Wrecka mecca crane, make a giant hole



 
2015-12-28 1:51:45 PM  
225 votes:
Sea plane. Sea plane crash. Crash, plane, crash



 
2015-12-28 1:52:17 PM  
217 votes:
Pig terrorizes town and craps in squad car, expected to be suspended two weeks with pay



 
2015-12-28 1:52:07 PM  
205 votes:
Dead crows litter streets of Spokane. Officials try to determine if it was a murder



 
2015-12-28 1:51:49 PM  
184 votes:
A man named Burger is marrying a woman named King. No word on if the couple is waiting for their wedding night before having some In-N-Out



 
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