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2015-12-28 1:50:24 PM  
Welcome to Fark's Headline of the Year contest for 2015! Most of you already know what to do, but for those of you that are new, every year we celebrate the awesome, hilarious submitters that give us so much entertainment every year.

There are several contests. This is for the main page, but there are also contests for the major subtabs: Sports, Geek, Entertainment, Politics, and Business (those will all be held tomorrow). In addition, I also like to have two more contests: one for context headlines (headlines which require clicking through to really get the joke) and the pun/wordplay headlines. Although many of the best headlines typically have elements of wordplay and even some pun elements, there are so many good ones that they deserve their own contest. The context contest and the pun/wordplay headline contest will both be coming Wednesday.

Like I say every year, voting for these is fun, but the credit should go to all of the amazing submitters that make us laugh each and every day. Your headlines make Fark what it is. Thank you and kudos.

Okay, enough with the talk. Without further ado, this is your 2015 Headline of the Year contest.
 
2015-12-28 1:51:21 PM  
Hilton to stop offering pornographic films. We'll always have Paris



 
2015-12-28 1:51:24 PM  
Casey Kasem buried in Norway, home of the top fjordy spots across the land



 
2015-12-28 1:51:27 PM  
40,000 pounds of salsa spill on I-10 near Cabazon, CA. CHiPs respond



 
2015-12-28 1:51:30 PM  
ime travel. Quantum experiment proves t



 
2015-12-28 1:51:33 PM  
Police looking for 20-year-old man described as short, balding, lisping, with a sickly complexion and a mental deficiency. Unclear if they want to arrest him or just insult him further



 
2015-12-28 1:51:36 PM  
ISIS "emir of suicide bombings" killed in airstrike. Was identified by parts of emir, and parts of emir, and parts of emir



 
2015-12-28 1:51:39 PM  
Italian tourist killed by glacier in Alaska. How slow was that guy?



 
2015-12-28 1:51:42 PM  
Ohio man charged with trying to help the Islamic State, or as they say in Ohio, THE Islamic State



 
2015-12-28 1:51:45 PM  
Sea plane. Sea plane crash. Crash, plane, crash



 
2015-12-28 1:51:49 PM  
A man named Burger is marrying a woman named King. No word on if the couple is waiting for their wedding night before having some In-N-Out



 
2015-12-28 1:51:52 PM  
Human torso found during investigation of severed limbs. Police say they are unconnected



 
2015-12-28 1:51:55 PM  
Maryland mansion fire that killed six in February ruled accidental according to THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE



 
2015-12-28 1:51:58 PM  
CDC reports gonorrhea rates have declined for the first time in 30 years. Slow clap



 
2015-12-28 1:52:01 PM  
Anonymous hacktivists are planning to reveal the identities of 1,000 members of the Ku Klux Klan including the dyslexic one who hates gingers



 
2015-12-28 1:52:04 PM  
Town in Galicia celebrates 'Clitoris Festival,' confusing many men who don't know where Galicia is, either



 
2015-12-28 1:52:07 PM  
Dead crows litter streets of Spokane. Officials try to determine if it was a murder



 
2015-12-28 1:52:10 PM  
Wrecka mecca crane, make a giant hole



 
2015-12-28 1:52:14 PM  
The band played The Twist - I twisted. The band played Jump - I jumped. Then the band played Come On Eileen



 
2015-12-28 1:52:17 PM  
Pig terrorizes town and craps in squad car, expected to be suspended two weeks with pay



 
2015-12-28 1:52:20 PM  
Woman complains to police that a man in a BMW was naked from the waist down. Police tell her that if they had to investigate every dick in a BMW, they'd never have time to do any other police work



 
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