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2015-12-17 9:10:12 AM  
"With recent things going on in our country and around the world ...

This is the new voice in the "Land of the brave"
Farking assholes.
 
2015-12-17 9:10:16 AM  
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2015-12-17 9:11:26 AM  
Guarantee, this will wind up being a Jewish Boy Scout troop leader and a couple of men from the synagogue, looking for an educational troop outing. The only people I'd be on the watch for at Lake of the Ozarks is drunk rednecks.
 
2015-12-17 9:12:29 AM  
It's a tough time to be a swarthy Middle Eastern gentleman who wants to see the wonders of all of the public works projects that go on around the country.
 
2015-12-17 9:12:41 AM  
BWB boating while brown
 
2015-12-17 9:13:30 AM  
In the future, students will read that the downfall of American society was plotted in a Golden Corral. That kids, is the definition of irony
 
2015-12-17 9:14:31 AM  
They must have one tv channel (foxnews) and no internet.
 
2015-12-17 9:16:53 AM  
Fear: the terrorists ultimate goal.
 
2015-12-17 9:17:03 AM  
'It's everyone's responsibility to watch out for each other. We all live in this community, and we're going to notice things that seem out of place and if we don't notify the proper authorities, who will?" '

middle eastern men in a boat are 'out of place'? buying cellphones is suspicious? all hell will break loose if someone a bit brown goes gun shopping
 
2015-12-17 9:18:18 AM  
And then a Big Ugly woman was killed in a Gad Dam boating accident.
 
2015-12-17 9:19:57 AM  

gilatrout: In the future, students will read that the downfall of American society was plotted in a Golden Corral. That kids, is the definition of irony


Sounds like you're plotting some sort of Golden Corral putsch....

/ it's sure to cause a Führer
 
2015-12-17 9:20:28 AM  
Know who else wanted to tour a dam?

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2015-12-17 9:21:33 AM  
Let's take a look at our cautious brethren in Camden County, Mo., and see if we can learn why they so skurred:

As of the census of 2000, there were 37,051 people, 15,779 households, and 11,297 families residing in the county. The population density was 57 people per square mile (22/km²). There were 33,470 housing units at an average density of 51 per square mile (20/km²). The racial makeup of the county was 97.68% White, 0.26% Black or African American, 0.49% Native American, 0.29% Asian, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 0.22% from other races, and 1.03% from two or more races. Approximately 0.93% of the population were Hispanic or Latino of any race.

I think I found your problem.
 
2015-12-17 9:21:47 AM  
Were they able to at least find some dam bait?
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/Dam tour guides are the greatest
 
2015-12-17 9:23:07 AM  
Just like who throws a shoe, who the fark rents a boat at a dam?

It is not racial profiling when you know who you are looking for.
 
2015-12-17 9:23:10 AM  
Authorities in Marshall also said they have sent a report about a man buying a suspiciously large amount of laptops from a Wal-Mart Store there.

OMG HE MIGHT STAND ON A  ROOF AND THROW THEM DOWN AT PEOPLE!

This just in, things are cheaper in the US.
I used to work in a department store and we'd have overseas tourists come in and buy 50 pairs of Levi's.
They buy large amounts of things to resell them for a profit in their own country.
They aren't going to kill you will prepaid cell phones or laptops.
Calm down scared sheep.
 
2015-12-17 9:24:30 AM  

LazyMedia: Guarantee, this will wind up being a Jewish Boy Scout troop leader and a couple of men from the synagogue, looking for an educational troop outing. The only people I'd be on the watch for at Lake of the Ozarks is drunk rednecks.


Noticed that everybody picks on drunk rednecks until a zombie apocalypse breaks out.
 
2015-12-17 9:25:16 AM  

Oreminer: Were they able to at least find some dam bait?
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/Dam tour guides are the greatest


Came here for Cousin Eddie, leaving satisfied.
 
2015-12-17 9:26:46 AM  

Deep Contact: LazyMedia: Guarantee, this will wind up being a Jewish Boy Scout troop leader and a couple of men from the synagogue, looking for an educational troop outing. The only people I'd be on the watch for at Lake of the Ozarks is drunk rednecks.

Noticed that everybody picks on drunk rednecks until a zombie apocalypse breaks out.


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2015-12-17 9:27:20 AM  

Oreminer: Were they able to at least find some dam bait?
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/Dam tour guides are the greatest


Came here for the dam bait. I see it's covered.
 
2015-12-17 9:28:17 AM  
I can just imagine the Golden Corral staffs' terror and I applaud their brave and prompt action in contacting the authorities when they stopped by for lunch a week later.
 
2015-12-17 9:29:22 AM  
From TFA: "Authorities in Marshall also said they have sent a report about a man buying a suspiciously large amount of laptops from a Wal-Mart Store there."

How many is a suspiciously large amount of laptops?  Is it greater than a metric ass-load?
 
2015-12-17 9:30:51 AM  

gilatrout: In the future, students will read that the downfall of American society was plotted in a Golden Corral. That kids, is the definition of irony


Read?  HAH!
 
2015-12-17 9:31:22 AM  
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2015-12-17 9:32:00 AM  
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2015-12-17 9:40:35 AM  

HanShotPreemptively: Know who else wanted to tour a dam?

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Lancelot, Deckard, Quint, Prince John, and Apollo Creed?
 
2015-12-17 9:40:35 AM  

Lady J: middle eastern men in a boat are 'out of place'?


Duh, they're from the desert.
 
2015-12-17 9:49:35 AM  

snocone: Just like who throws a shoe, who the fark rents a boat at a dam?

It is not racial profiling when you know who you are looking for.


I'm not sure you understand what a dam is. Dams back up reservoirs. Usually there's a nearby marina in the reservoir where you can, among other things, rent boats. For fishing and other lake-type recreation.
 
2015-12-17 9:51:45 AM  

HanShotPreemptively: Know who else wanted to tour a dam?

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I frickin LOVE that movie...
"Does Blackie bleed red blood???"

But hey...good for these people and good for everyone else finally waking up to these Muslims being in our country.
Yes, if you get a bad vibe about one, what one is doing, a group of them all lurking about together...
REPORT IT!
If someone would have reported a bunch of Muslims taking flying lessons and acting all intense...
9/11 may have been prevented.
 
2015-12-17 9:51:51 AM  
You mean some middle eastern guys asked if they could rent a boat and tour the dam and then were told something like "no, nobody is allowed near the dam" and then they said "ok" and they left?

Chilling  . . . .
 
2015-12-17 9:53:00 AM  
Headline

More than 20 laptops bought at Marshall Wal-Mart


I've never been more scared. If you told me an asteroid was about to hit earth I'd say to you: oh yeah some dude bought 26 laptops at a Walmart in Missouri we're all gonna die!
 
2015-12-17 9:54:11 AM  

Rawhead Rex: HanShotPreemptively: Know who else wanted to tour a dam?

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I frickin LOVE that movie...
"Does Blackie bleed red blood???"

But hey...good for these people and good for everyone else finally waking up to these Muslims being in our country.
Yes, if you get a bad vibe about one, what one is doing, a group of them all lurking about together...
REPORT IT!
If someone would have reported a bunch of Muslims taking flying lessons and acting all intense...
9/11 may have been prevented.


Squiggy: You mean some middle eastern guys asked if they could rent a boat and tour the dam and then were told something like "no, nobody is allowed near the dam" and then they said "ok" and they left?

Chilling  . . . .


When two brand new people comment on a thread for the first time and they're posts are next to each other, and they take an objectionable stance, I always assume they're one and the same person, troll-cycling through their alts
 
2015-12-17 9:54:41 AM  
grr *their
 
2015-12-17 9:59:31 AM  
Town should put up a sign "brown tourists who want to fish unwelcome"
 
2015-12-17 10:15:06 AM  
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2015-12-17 10:16:32 AM  

Lady J: grr *their


I so wanted to say something, but I am trying to control my inner grammar Nazi.
 
2015-12-17 10:18:15 AM  

Don_cos: Lady J: grr *their

I so wanted to say something, but I am trying to control my inner grammar Nazi.


Don't let him invade Poland.
 
2015-12-17 10:18:47 AM  

Walker: Authorities in Marshall also said they have sent a report about a man buying a suspiciously large amount of laptops from a Wal-Mart Store there.

OMG HE MIGHT STAND ON A  ROOF AND THROW THEM DOWN AT PEOPLE!

This just in, things are cheaper in the US.
I used to work in a department store and we'd have overseas tourists come in and buy 50 pairs of Levi's.
They buy large amounts of things to resell them for a profit in their own country.
They aren't going to kill you will prepaid cell phones or laptops.
Calm down scared sheep.


why can't I do that?  wait till a hurricane decimates a city, buy generators up north, sell them down south for triple the price!  supply and demand!
 
2015-12-17 10:20:07 AM  

gilatrout: In the future, students will read that the downfall of American society was plotted in a Golden Corral. That kids, is the definition of irony


Does the Golden Corral serve Halal foods? (or food for that matter)
 
2015-12-17 10:28:33 AM  

gilatrout: In the future, students will read that the downfall of American society was plotted in a Golden Corral. That kids, is the definition of irony


Considering what happened to Germany and started in a Bavarian beer hall, that is where we should look to prevent such things.
 
2015-12-17 10:30:37 AM  
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WTF is wrong with you people?
 
2015-12-17 10:37:59 AM  

snocone: Just like who throws a shoe, who the fark rents a boat at a dam?

It is not racial profiling when you know who you are looking for.


Me. There's a nice Corps of Engineers-managed lake with camping and pontoon rentals near me.

What the fark are you so scared of?
 
2015-12-17 10:45:07 AM  

Callous: Deep Contact: LazyMedia: Guarantee, this will wind up being a Jewish Boy Scout troop leader and a couple of men from the synagogue, looking for an educational troop outing. The only people I'd be on the watch for at Lake of the Ozarks is drunk rednecks.

Noticed that everybody picks on drunk rednecks until a zombie apocalypse breaks out.

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See!
 
2015-12-17 10:46:01 AM  

Lady J


middle eastern men in a boat are 'out of place'?


Barring some sort of genetic anomaly, there should be only one man in the boat.
 
2015-12-17 10:46:31 AM  
How many laptops is a suspicious amount, I wondered; but really any amount is suspect if you're buying them at Walmart.
 
2015-12-17 10:50:41 AM  

Walker: .........They aren't going to kill you will prepaid cell phones or laptops.
Calm down scared sheep.


I am not sure about the laptops, but the cell phones are used to remote detonate bombs. This is a proven fact. It is one of the cheapest ways to kill people from a distance. Don't believe it? Go ask some of our troops who found out the hard way.

 
2015-12-17 10:57:42 AM  
Five bucks says this never happened.

Ten bucks says just asked about renting a boat because they wanted to go fishing.

Twenty bucks says they were actually Mexicans.
 
2015-12-17 11:05:38 AM  

Galloping Galoshes: From TFA: "Authorities in Marshall also said they have sent a report about a man buying a suspiciously large amount of laptops from a Wal-Mart Store there."

How many is a suspiciously large amount of laptops?  Is it greater than a metric ass-load?


That article is comedy gold. Apparently, weird foreigners are building some elaborate plot in our Nation's Heartland that involves a bunch of computer laptops, prepaid cell phones and boat rental. They're going to set up a floating pirate tech support center that will give our nation's seniors bad advice.
 
2015-12-17 11:07:08 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Five bucks says this never happened.

Ten bucks says just asked about renting a boat because they wanted to go fishing.

Twenty bucks says they were actually Mexicans.


Wait, I thought I could get everyting for $10
 
2015-12-17 11:07:45 AM  

LazyMedia: Galloping Galoshes: From TFA: "Authorities in Marshall also said they have sent a report about a man buying a suspiciously large amount of laptops from a Wal-Mart Store there."

How many is a suspiciously large amount of laptops?  Is it greater than a metric ass-load?

That article is comedy gold. Apparently, weird foreigners are building some elaborate plot in our Nation's Heartland that involves a bunch of computer laptops, prepaid cell phones and boat rental. They're going to set up a floating pirate tech support center that will give our nation's seniors bad advice.


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