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(Denver Channel)   Only Colorado would designate a public crapper "historic"   ( divider line
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4510 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Apr 2004 at 2:12 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-04-01 08:51:09 AM  
Did George Washington take a crap there?

If not, I don't care, if so, I still don't care.

"I'm buying you a pizza."
2004-04-01 09:02:15 AM  
Colorado hasn't been around long enough to christen anything "historic."
2004-04-01 09:06:57 AM  
I took a dump there once, it was very enjoyable, I would recommend that your ever in Colorado that you take a crap there too.
2004-04-01 09:21:09 AM  
i took a historic crap once.....the plumbing was never the same again.
2004-04-01 10:19:33 AM  
If you do a GIS (with safe search off) for
Ninja_Pancakes, you get no hits.

If you do a GIS (with safe search off) for
Sudie, you get a dozen tombstones before you hit a puppy.


Hail Big Brother!

"I'm a million ladies tall!"
2004-04-01 12:36:09 PM  
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"Whoo-Hooo! Clear the launchway, men! We're takin' this baby TO THE MOOOOOON!"
2004-04-01 01:02:39 PM  
There is a curry restaurant in my neighborhood who's toilet probably deserves that distinction.

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hello, Marzipan. It's Homsar. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my legs. Okay, bye-de-bye."
2004-04-01 01:03:42 PM  
Damn yoo Homsar! Damn yoooooo!!!

"That is one ugly bird."
2004-04-01 02:15:48 PM  
"The Who will be playing tonight at Springfield's historic Yahoo Search Engine Arena."
2004-04-01 02:16:05 PM  
Colorado. A great Place to shiat.
2004-04-01 02:17:16 PM  
Florida is way more likely to do something like this. Or Japan, given that all I know about that country I learned from fark.

"Only colorado" my backside....
2004-04-01 02:18:05 PM  
Colorado is semiotically a great state, for reevalution of Manichaeanism and me to poop on.
2004-04-01 02:18:18 PM  
There are no toiletth in Florida. You know, honey? It made the mathive amount of elderly people wearing Dependth uncomfortable. Like, ooh.

"Where's Marzipan? She's supposed to be hewowowowo!!!"
2004-04-01 02:18:48 PM  
This is the outhouse that Jesse James was shot to death in.

Honest. Lived in CO for 10 years. I know this outhouse very well.
2004-04-01 02:20:03 PM  
I lived in Colorado for a summer. This would be appropriate if this was in Eljabel or Basalt.

[/Intermountain Lumber Co]
2004-04-01 02:20:19 PM  
Whew. I had to look up Manichaeanism and I still don't know what it means.

Manichaeism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mn-kzm) also Manichaeanism (-k-nzm)
The syncretic, dualistic religious philosophy taught by the Persian prophet Manes, combining elements of Zoroastrian, Christian, and Gnostic thought and opposed by the imperial Roman government, Neo-Platonist philosophers, and orthodox Christians.
2004-04-01 02:20:51 PM  
Haga el asno con la condicin de piel por favor parada que sale montaas de escamas de piel por todas partes los lavabos de espacio de mens.
2004-04-01 02:20:59 PM  
Fark on April 1st is just...WRONG.
2004-04-01 02:21:46 PM  
"I could take a crap in a box and slap a historic place plaque on it, but all you would have is a historic piece of crap"
2004-04-01 02:21:46 PM  
It's POOP again!
2004-04-01 02:22:09 PM  
A full book on Colorado crappers​-5187027 -7644109
2004-04-01 02:22:09 PM  
SVEJKER : Or is it so right that it blows your little mind ?
2004-04-01 02:23:24 PM  
Wow, Punchie- I was getting set to make fun of you for looking something up and still not understanding what it means. Then I read the defn that you posted and, well...
I'll let you off the hook this time. :)

/Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
2004-04-01 02:25:41 PM  
I pooped in the woods in Colorado. Had to wipe my butt with my spare toque.
2004-04-01 02:26:05 PM  
I'm gonna hold you to that Ninja_Pancakes
2004-04-01 02:26:27 PM  
I visch I kould take historic kraps
2004-04-01 02:28:24 PM  
Crap on...
Crap off...
Crap on, Krap off... Ze Crapper.

"I've dealt with this before! Lights: Definently out!"
2004-04-01 02:30:09 PM  
Interesting. Not only is the FARK filter on and there are phrases being added to some posts, but FARK is now dropping them altogether.

2004-04-01 02:33:28 PM  
Now that would be the art to put on the Colorado quarter.
2004-04-01 02:33:29 PM  
Only Colorado would designate a public crapper "historic"

Yes, yes we would. *bows*
2004-04-01 02:34:35 PM  
Ok, my frustration with the FARK filter is making me screw up posts by posting them in the wrong thread.

Mission accomplished, Drew and crew. I have become frustrated and piassed off on my day off. And I avoided going into work today because it was April fools.

/laughing on the inside
2004-04-01 02:34:42 PM  
"Here I come, back from the dead, and ohh-noo holy craaaaap ..."
2004-04-01 02:38:12 PM  
Does it still have the same 1935 Sears-Roebuck catalogue in there? Or corncobs?
2004-04-01 02:39:49 PM  
REPEAT! I'm getting tired of the same old shiatter.
2004-04-01 02:40:27 PM  
This crapper is just miles away from the James Brown Soul Center of the Universe bridge, which is remarkably unremarkable. Those mountain folk have a lot of time on their hands from April to November. Down with GRAMNET!
2004-04-01 02:41:35 PM  
These april first things just keep sucking more and more.
2004-04-01 02:44:58 PM  
I've always considered the entire state as one big crapper.
2004-04-01 02:46:19 PM  
I dought dis vas about ze USAF Academein, since ve got termed "historic" today for it's 50d annifersary kelebration.

"Oh I doubt it, I drove!"
2004-04-01 02:47:13 PM  
Hey did anyone see that story just now on CNN about how they caught a bigfoot?

Or was it FOXNews? Shoot, let me see if I can find the link...
2004-04-01 02:48:56 PM  

2004-04-01 02:52:11 PM  

Do you mena this?

IT is true. They did get it!!!!
2004-04-01 02:57:17 PM  

These april first things just keep sucking more and more

Actually, this is an article from March 31. This particular one looks legit, but it could be someone pulling the leg of the media, too.
2004-04-01 02:57:25 PM  
Just saw it on one of the news channels, but I can't find a link on any of the major sites...

Maybe it just happened and they haven't put the story on the web yet?

/I want to believe
2004-04-01 02:58:21 PM  
Hey did anyone see that story just now on CNN about how they caught a bigfoot?

Or was it FOXNews? Shoot, let me see if I can find the link...

"Whoa whoa, this isn't about me."

i'm sure there's plenty of family guy fans on fark...
2004-04-01 03:01:38 PM  
that crapper is pretty nice...

2004-04-01 03:03:28 PM  
Minneapolis and Colorado
God I hate this town sometimes
2004-04-01 03:13:18 PM  
I guess this submitter has never been to Ephesus, Turkey before. For it is there that one can see the oldest toilet in the world. In fact, you can even sit on it, which in and of itself makes it better than modern public toilets in Turkey...
2004-04-01 03:29:44 PM  
Why is it so historic again? Is that where the historic "first raping of a girl by a Colorado football player" took place?

//didn't RTFA -- the Gu1n34 p1gZ wouldn't let me
2004-04-01 03:49:59 PM  
I passed on sendingkt in dis gem becuase I dought it sucked so bad. Silly me
2004-04-01 03:58:35 PM  
Does it still have "that" guy under it taking pics?
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